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A super obese negro girl with 2 kids by her father. 1 with Downes Syndrome named Mongoloid she calls Mongo. She finally escapes her socially/academically retarded brutally abusive mother, goes to school, learns to read and gets saved by the establishment except she has the HIV virus she caught from daddy who died. Mama said she couldn't have it 'cause they never did it up the ass.
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For some reason I find it extremely funny you paid to watch this.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:For some reason I find it extremely funny you paid to watch this.
How would you know that if you didn't watch it?
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I liked the Hasselhoff roast where some comedienne said David's liver was so black and bloated it could have starred in Precious.

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Andy77 wrote:A super obese negro girl with 2 kids by her father. 1 with Downes Syndrome named Mongoloid she calls Mongo. She finally escapes her socially/academically retarded brutally abusive mother, goes to school, learns to read and gets saved by the establishment except she has the HIV virus she caught from daddy who died. Mama said she couldn't have it 'cause they never did it up the ass.
This was stolen word-for-word from Roger Ebert's review.
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Pinky wrote:
Andy77 wrote:A super obese negro girl with 2 kids by her father. 1 with Downes Syndrome named Mongoloid she calls Mongo. She finally escapes her socially/academically retarded brutally abusive mother, goes to school, learns to read and gets saved by the establishment except she has the HIV virus she caught from daddy who died. Mama said she couldn't have it 'cause they never did it up the ass.
This was stolen word-for-word from Roger Ebert's review.
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The wife read the book. I passed on the book and neither of us wanted to watch the movie. I'm sure it was a good movie by movie-making and story-telling standards but I've got enough to be bummed out about without adding this to the list.


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It's well done and true to the negro culture. But don't see it. It is a bummer and did nothing but raise the readings on my racist meter.
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I deal with this shit daily. We actually make the wives of abusers watch this movie. Personally, I can't understand a fucking word they are saying.
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Fat Cat wrote:Personally, I can't understand a fucking word they are saying.
LOFL!

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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Personally, I can't understand a fucking word they are saying.
UMGAWA!
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Shapecharge wrote:The wife read the book. I passed on the book and neither of us wanted to watch the movie. I'm sure it was a good movie by movie-making and story-telling standards but I've got enough to be bummed out about without adding this to the list.
Accidentally watched about a third of The Lovely Bones. It's in daily rotation on HBO. Trying to show the bright side of getting raped, killed, and dismembered. Terrible.
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nafod wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:The wife read the book. I passed on the book and neither of us wanted to watch the movie. I'm sure it was a good movie by movie-making and story-telling standards but I've got enough to be bummed out about without adding this to the list.
Accidentally watched about a third of The Lovely Bones. It's in daily rotation on HBO. Trying to show the bright side of getting raped, killed, and dismembered. Terrible.
Didn't know Gene was doing Hollywood technical consulting.
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Fat Cat wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Personally, I can't understand a fucking word they are saying.
UMGAWA!
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nafod wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:The wife read the book. I passed on the book and neither of us wanted to watch the movie. I'm sure it was a good movie by movie-making and story-telling standards but I've got enough to be bummed out about without adding this to the list.
Accidentally watched about a third of The Lovely Bones. It's in daily rotation on HBO. Trying to show the bright side of getting raped, killed, and dismembered. Terrible.
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