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Dan Martin wrote: What day is this?

This is what happens. This is what happens, Larry. Larry, do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Yes Please!!!

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Sofa King wrote:Well. I see this thread is still a waste.

Wither, Bill Fox?

The absolute worst...this fucking BLOWS.

I was laughing so hard I almost forgot to post.

Did you miss me? Be honest now.

Where was that pic taken...Sedona area?

The Couch Thread has gone shit again.

It's just troll season. Naughty banter between two three hundred pound guys at a couple of keyboards.

Shapecharge wrote:Where was that pic taken...Sedona area?

vegas.

Since this thread has apparently gone to shit, I'd like to re invigorate scintillating conversation.

CrossFit rocks. It transformed my life. It has positively affected the lives of thousands of people who, prior to, were forlornly roaming globo gyms, aimless and at the mercy of personal trainers who looked like "thor" and said things like - c'mon, 10 more reps, that will be $60 an hour!

There is no other reason besides CrossFit I'd be posting pictures of myself for foul mouthed men, in underwear flipping the double bird, with a cat on my head than CrossFit, and all the good it has obviously done for me mentally.

And even though thrusters have been scientifically proven to destroy any and all other physical, and social, gains made by engaging in safer, more effective non-sex related movements, I PRd my Fran today and can now get applause, cheers, atta cougie and ass slaps from almost 2000 people I don't know.

All this, and more, because on the coattails of Greg Glassman, people who don't know any better open boxes and get us WOD drunk.

Really. How could there be haters.

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:The Couch Thread has gone shit again.

Every time I read your signature I laugh out loud. So, I love you.

TheCoug wrote:

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:The Couch Thread has gone shit again.

Every time I read your signature I laugh out loud. So, I love you.

It's wasn't your contribution I was referring to Coug, don't worry.

How come when I post bikini pictures with a cat on my head, nobody posts any more for a while?

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Where was that pic taken...Sedona area?

vegas.

Since this thread has apparently gone to shit, I'd like to re invigorate scintillating conversation.

CrossFit rocks. It transformed my life. It has positively affected the lives of thousands of people who, prior to, were forlornly roaming globo gyms, aimless and at the mercy of personal trainers who looked like "thor" and said things like - c'mon, 10 more reps, that will be $60 an hour!

There is no other reason besides CrossFit I'd be posting pictures of myself for foul mouthed men, in underwear flipping the double bird, with a cat on my head than CrossFit, and all the good it has obviously done for me mentally.

And even though thrusters have been scientifically proven to destroy any and all other physical, and social, gains made by engaging in safer, more effective non-sex related movements, I PRd my Fran today and can now get applause, cheers, atta cougie and ass slaps from almost 2000 people I don't know.

All this, and more, because on the coattails of Greg Glassman, people who don't know any better open boxes and get us WOD drunk.

Really. How could there be haters.

becuase there is nothing more loathsome than delusion and no sin more heinous than stupid.

Coug, you're nice to look at in that bikini, but please stop typing.

What CM says.

@F is a pale substitute for actually knowing what you want and knowing how to train to obtain those goals. Except now, to the benediction of @Fers everywhere, @F is a goal in and of itself.

@F takes the worst of the best, bastardizes the fuck out of it, making it mediocre, and calls it "measurable and repeatable".

@F pretends the hucksterish ramblings of a drunk work better than solid strength & conditioning principles and have greater legitimacy than the practices of every other athlete in the world.

@F pretends that post-workout endorphins are a substitute for effective programming and goal-setting.

@F produces obnoxious attention-whores with a misguided sense of elitism.

I like Shaf's game.

Grim Hamundarson wrote:Coug, you're nice to look at in that bikini, but please stop typing.

Ok.

Danny John wrote:How come when I post bikini pictures with a cat on my head, nobody posts any more for a while?

Awed silence.
Throwing up.
Gone wodding.

Just a few possibilities.

Jag Panzer wrote:@F pretends the hucksterish ramblings of a drunk work better than solid strength & conditioning principles and have greater legitimacy than the practices of every other athlete in the world.

@F pretends that post-workout endorphins are a substitute for effective programming and goal-setting.

@F produces obnoxious attention-whores with a misguided sense of elitism.

I like Shaf's game.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

None of this matters to the wod drunken @fitter of course. It's like telling a teenager who just got some to never do it again.

Oh. I'm not typing. I'm touch screening. And I truly love cross fit.

Happy Halloween!

I was talking to someone who was in Tahoe and apparently CF is now the Dave Castro show from top to bottom. When he is talking about the direction of CF ect. it is him and his people. Couch was brought by for half a day and the video pretty much summed it up. The longer Couch stays away the worse shape this thread stays in. NO one can fuck up across broad modal domains like the couch

Danny John wrote:How come when I post bikini pictures with a cat on my head, nobody posts any more for a while?

Because you have no squat.

Gary John wrote:It's just troll season. Naughty banter between two three hundred pound guys at a couple of keyboards.

Hey! I'm down to 253, thank you very much.

Jag Panzer wrote:@F pretends the hucksterish ramblings of a drunk work better than solid strength & conditioning principles and have greater legitimacy than the practices of every other athlete in the world.

@F pretends that post-workout endorphins are a substitute for effective programming and goal-setting.

@F produces obnoxious attention-whores with a misguided sense of elitism.

glassman is an insecure fear-biter, who blindsided good people with his meanness. his slavish adherents would pile on. that part of the culture is ugly.

on the plus side of the ledger, the trainers get to fuck the newly streamlined cougars.

This is just all around sexy.

WGM FTW