IGX

tough old man wrote:Crossfits first knock off gym?
http://www.timedexercise.com/

Actually no. These guys in Quebec have gone unsued for at least a couple of years now:

http://www.x-fit.ca/?lang=en

I made fun of them about five hundred pages back as collateral damage in this thread.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5075&p=353620&hilit=daycare#p353620

My bad, I recall that now, just lack of concern on my part to avoid searching. But you made a good point on that thread.

edit: its a really slow month here at work.

Ed Zachary wrote:Too many 150# powerlifters and hardgainers whining about not being able to gain weight and in the same breath talking about their sixpack.

Hey, watch it now! I resemble that remark! Well, I'm almost 160 now.

There's nothing wrong with being a 150lb powerlifter provided that you are either a) a female woman, b) NOT the tallest person in your weight class or c) all of the above.

WildGorillaMan wrote:There's nothing wrong with being a 150lb powerlifter provided that you are either a) a female woman, b) NOT the tallest person in your weight class or c) all of the above.

Or if you only have one leg.

I seem to remember the USAPL has a rule on missing limbs and weigh ins. Something about adding additional pounds to your weigh in number based on what limb and what joint it is missing at. I don't miss that fed at all.

I didn't mean real powerlifters I was talking about the guys who 1/4 squat, bounce bench, and do shitty deads and claim they are powerlifters.

I don't have a problem with 150# trainees but don't whine about wanting to get strong if you're afraid of gaining fucking weight.

Ed Zachary wrote: I don't have a problem with 150# trannies

Of course you don't.

LOL

You fuckers are destroying me tonight.

BEWARE THE UNFETTERED POWER OF THE LESBIAN!

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chubbyhubby wrote:

Fact: no top 10 finalist in CrossFit Games history is allowed to ride on the adult rides at Six Flags.

Why the hell are we doing full squats on wall balls? Oh yeah, the HMIC (head midget in charge) realized that a 10 foot target wasn't to their advantage so he changed the rules.

=D>

Howdy. I'm Drywall, the guy who writes that blog which was posted here a few days back. I saw the referral links come in so I thought I'd check this place out and thank you all for reading.

I had no idea this place existed (or what exactly it is about), but so far I have noticed:
-profanity
-tits
-embracing the Hate
-mocking of CrossFit

Needless to say, this forum rules. I may stop by from time to time.

"i have noticed profanity"

no one fucking cares you cunt, go back to your "box"

Parallel evolution at work. Fascinating.

Drywall wrote:

chubbyhubby wrote:

Fact: no top 10 finalist in CrossFit Games history is allowed to ride on the adult rides at Six Flags.

Why the hell are we doing full squats on wall balls? Oh yeah, the HMIC (head midget in charge) realized that a 10 foot target wasn't to their advantage so he changed the rules.

=D>

Howdy. I'm Drywall, the guy who writes that blog which was posted here a few days back. I saw the referral links come in so I thought I'd check this place out and thank you all for reading.

I had no idea this place existed (or what exactly it is about), but so far I have noticed:
-profanity
-tits
-embracing the Hate
-mocking of CrossFit

Needless to say, this forum rules. I may stop by from time to time.

Funny blog. You would likely fit in here well. For those who want the link:
http://drywallcrossfit.blogspot.com/

chi wrote:"i have noticed profanity"

no one fucking cares you cunt, go back to your "box"

I'm confused, are we talking about my CrossFit gym or your mom's vagina? I'm going back to both tonight.

Drywall's blog is pretty funny.

Drywall wrote:

chubbyhubby wrote:

Fact: no top 10 finalist in CrossFit Games history is allowed to ride on the adult rides at Six Flags.

Why the hell are we doing full squats on wall balls? Oh yeah, the HMIC (head midget in charge) realized that a 10 foot target wasn't to their advantage so he changed the rules.

=D>

Howdy. I'm Drywall, the guy who writes that blog which was posted here a few days back. I saw the referral links come in so I thought I'd check this place out and thank you all for reading.

I had no idea this place existed (or what exactly it is about), but so far I have noticed:
-profanity
-tits
-embracing the Hate
-mocking of CrossFit

Needless to say, this forum rules. I may stop by from time to time.

Why don't you pull your dick outta papa's ass and try and suck it.

signed,

mom

spider monkey wrote:Drywall's blog is pretty funny.

When does the funny part start?

protobuilder wrote:

spider monkey wrote:Drywall's blog is pretty funny.

When does the funny part start?

Don't bother Proto. One would need a sense of humor to find it funny. It's ok. You have other "qualities".

How to behave like a kool-aid @Fer, Lesson 1:
http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 10105.html

"It is best to act with confidence, no matter how little right you have to it." -- Lillian Hellman

Comments from that blog post were slightly funny.
3 Responses to “A CrossFit Athlete”

1.
John Dooly 18. Jan, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

Does Greg Glassman workout?
2.
thecoug 18. Jan, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

I am an athlete with a terrible boob job and a sandpaper face.
You don’t see my adam’s apple.
3.
thecoug 18. Jan, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

Is cum Paleo?
Because I love to drink hot cum!!

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Comments from that blog post were slightly funny.
3 Responses to “A CrossFit Athlete”

1.
John Dooly 18. Jan, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

Does Greg Glassman workout?
2.
thecoug 18. Jan, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

I am an athlete with a terrible boob job and a sandpaper face.
You don’t see my adam’s apple.
3.
thecoug 18. Jan, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

Is cum Paleo?
Because I love to drink hot cum!!

=D> Funny ha ha.

Couch looking pretty lean. Muscle confusion?

If you soaked your muscles in as much gin as he has, they would be pretty fucking confused too.