The couch thread

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:45 pm

That isn't his grandmother's house...It is @Fit Phase Two of the Pines of Mar Gables in Fla. near Boca Raton.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:50 pm

By his third rep, he looks solid. I'm not sure why anyone would do this, but if you can't Squat Clean and Jerk 100 pounds, you might as well do burpees.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:22 pm

That's right bitches, the couch is back and better than ever layin' smackdowns left and right.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2011/02/gam ... l#comments

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:34 pm

James Maxwell wrote …
Gotta trust Coach and his staff.....they have contiuned to look at things as affiliate owners, trainers, and athletes, because they are affiliate owners, trainers, and athletes.

=D>

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:40 pm

kreator wrote:Check out this beast and his knowledges of compound movements.

I wonder how many of you jokers could even do a burpee without your beer guts and fat asses hindering you from even squatting down?

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:51 pm

Question to all you douchebags that regularly – check that- I mean incessantly post on this thread about ever single piece of CF minutiae that you come across. At what point to do you simply get the fuck over the fact that your Fran time sucked and you couldn’t sprout abs while binge drinking every weekend? Almost none of you were banished or even disgruntled. You simply sucked at CF so you came over here to whine like a bunch of pussies about Reebok, Barky and The Gaymes or whatever else you can conjure up. No one gives a fuck about CF or you sorry assed motherfuckers. How about this. How about you put some weight on the bar and do some fucking squats or something and post your results instead of picking on a crippled drunk, a bunch of sluts and some pencil neck twinks. Be men for fuck sake!

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:00 pm

GammaRayGummo wrote:"Barky, The Early Years"

Once when I was ten I was walking down the street with my father. My dad was a real SOB. Brutal but brilliant. Certifiably insane and wildly aggressive, uncontrolable and strong but Columbia Grad several times over and proud member of Mensa. He loved me but had strange, difficult to understand kinds of ways of showing it. Anyway, I went to step out into the street without looking both ways. Even though it was obvious there weren't any cars coming, before my foot touched the street he geared up and smacked me so hard across the face with his huge calloused hand that my ears rung. I think I went cross eyed for a minute, ended up with a hand print on one side of my face and cried in public (which made made him mad enough to smack me again). This was one of his more gentile moments. That's the way he was... all the time.

Here’s a perfect example of the sorry assed kweers coming to IGX lately. All his posts on the couch thread. Every one of them. He doesn’t even bother going to the FSF for an intro just goes right to the couch thread and you homos are so busy yanking each others cocks to notice a new twink flouting tradition. And then all he does is pick on girls. He obviously hates women so I guess he’s in the right place. I mean what heterosexual wouldn’t dig barky. She’s blond, cute and has a nice ass and big tits. I’m sure you’d get to 5th base with her no later than the 3rd date. What’s not to like? What’s wrong with you faggots? This thread used to be funny and edgy. Now it’s nothing but a bunch of cock gobbling diddlers.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:09 pm

So let me get this straight. You all disparage and spite this honey:

But your cocks all get ramrod hard when it comes to this dude:

Do I have this correct? Homos.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:14 pm

How many dudes that post on this thread are named Kyle, Brad or Hunter? I am sure there are more than a few with these phaggot names.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:20 pm

OMG Brad look how much he as on that bar!

WTF Kyle!

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:25 pm

Hey guys! I heard couch drinks gin! Isn't that hilarious! Couch drink a lot of gin...like a drunk... I bet that'll show that asshole! He's a drunk with a million dollars and I'm just a drunk...wait a minute...who's the joke on again?

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:42 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D> Oh my bitches!

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:07 pm

And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:10 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....

Who isn't?

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:24 pm

It's my job to either bring this thread back to life or squeeze the life out of it. Don't you dare go posting lame ass shit anymore.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:26 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....

And I'm getting sick of you. You're part of the problems here cupcake. I banish you!

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:32 pm

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:04 pm

Rant! wrote:It's my job to either bring this thread back to life or squeeze the life out of it. Don't you dare go posting lame ass shit anymore.

or what?

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:33 pm

Rant! wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....
And I'm getting sick of you. You're part of the problems here cupcake. I banish you!

Fuck you nigger, you're blatantly stealing Carlin bits and posting them here like you're some kind of genius. Lick my sack.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:39 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
Rant! wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....
And I'm getting sick of you. You're part of the problems here cupcake. I banish you!
Fuck you nigger, you're blatantly stealing Carlin bits and posting them here like you're some kind of genius. Lick my sack.

I don't think he's aware of that though. There are so many loud voices inside his head, it must sound like outside of Popeye's on $0.10 wings night.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:53 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
Rant! wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:And I'm getting really sick of guys named "Todd"....
And I'm getting sick of you. You're part of the problems here cupcake. I banish you!
Fuck you nigger, you're blatantly stealing Carlin bits and posting them here like you're some kind of genius. Lick my sack.
I don't think he's aware of that though. There are so many loud voices inside his head, it must sound like outside of Popeye's on $0.10 wings night.

Popeye's? Shit... Rant lives down in brown town with the rest of the Irish trash that can't afford to get away from the triple deckers and spiked up drywall hangers. They have much better fried chicken there than Popeye's. Why the fuck you think he needs to go hitting people with leather saps every other day? It's because he's so fuckin hopped up on grape soda, Black & Mild's, and Crispy Thighs, his ass doesn't know right from wrong anymore.

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:57 am

Would someone please disconnect the wi-fi in the psych ward? I didn't know they let nut jobs have computers.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:42 am

rant is a tedious dick but he pretty much nailed the fatuousness of this thread lately.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:01 am

dead man walking wrote:rant is a tedious dick but he pretty much nailed the fatuousness of this thread lately.

I have faith. Every time this thread hits the skids something wonderful happens and it experiences a rebirth.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:59 pm

hope you're right ape man. at it's best, it is greatness. but sometimes you gotta be patient and let the derangement ferment.

IGX

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