The couch thread

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:56 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:I'd like to add this, since I know Shoreline's reading: Get your fucking elbows up!

Is that the Plumey chick? She looks awful, compared to that cute piece of ass she used to be.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:23 pm

Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this

to this

using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:40 pm

Who's going to the ENDURANCE WAR CAMP?

http://shop.crossfitendurance.com/produ ... e-war-camp

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:49 pm

Did you see the cycling kit?

Gloves and lube. And, of course, the T-shirt, "I is unscared of anal rape."

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:02 pm

EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:06 pm

protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're ready for WARRRRRR

The Ginger Beard Man · Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:13 pm

kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're ready for WARRRRRR

Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:45 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're ready for WARRRRRR
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war with those two uberbadasses?

To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.

The Ginger Beard Man · Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:49 pm

True.
It's the facial expressions that give rise to mild violent urges in me, though.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:53 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.

you fairweather faggot

*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:01 pm

protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:To be fair, and this point has been made before, this pair of Jokers notwithstanding it's usually the nondescript looking 149lb specwar fuckers that you have to watch out for.
you fairweather faggot

*edit: that photo is begging for photoshopped text bubbles....

I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.

2nd on the text bubbles though.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:10 pm

Cower mortals, elite fitness has been redefined:

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:26 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm just saying if we didn't know these douchenozzles it would be equally believable that they're random ex-mil guys working as LEO trainers for H&K or Sig Sauer.

Bullshit. They look like they're happiest swimming through a bag of dicks. Not warfighting.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:28 pm

*****

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:45 pm

true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.

but if Ink is the determinant factor for any of you, go hence and underestimate. i love it when people do that.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:46 pm

kreator wrote:Who's going to the ENDURANCE WAR CAMP?

http://shop.crossfitendurance.com/produ ... e-war-camp

Ahem. There is an estimated 10 hours of didactic stuff in that 2.5 day camp. The rest is eating and workouts.

That's a lot of money to pay for four workouts...actual exercise time allotted: 12 hours.

Funny how they give 3 hours to a "Run or Ride" workout. Sounds LSD-ish...

A slow plod could do, say, 13 miles in 3 hours???

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:54 pm

I bet those hair helmets could take at least a shot with an aluminum bat.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:13 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote:EPIC LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're ready for WARRRRRR
Come on, now. Be honest. Who wouldn't want to go to war against those two uberbadasses?

Fixed.

Ripe Turd · Post by **Ripe Turd** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:34 pm

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Perhaps they could use this transformation as a bit of ad copy for the gaymes. Go from this

to this

using only a 3 on 1 off template of random workout parameters.

ultracool wrote:Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:19 am I predict that Crossfit will become the preferred weapon of discerning exercise bulimics.

Tirofijo · Post by **Tirofijo** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:50 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:true knowledge...ink is not related to either baddassery or douchebaggery. it's ink. every SF guy above Ranger I've known was inkless, in fact one friend in particular had his Sua Sponte tag painfully removed.

.

Not anymore, unfortunately. Lots of ink in the youngest generation of SF (by that I mean US Army Special Forces, rather than the all inclusive SOF), including plenty of sleeves. There was a time when folks avoiding getting tattoos. Some still do, but not like before.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:23 pm

Sweet Tapdancing Gorilla Christ, @fit boxes are going to start installing pole dancing poles in their boxes and all you guys want to talk about is a couple of mooks whose gimmick is that they pretend to be endurance athletes. What's the matter with you?

jgmack · Post by **jgmack** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:29 pm

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:55 am

WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.

@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:00 am

Crust Bucket wrote:WTF? Jump any higher with that rope and you might be able to dunk a basketball.

@Fit; Ruining exercises even done by 5 year old girls

Don't you know he's doing double unders because he's ELEET!?

IGX

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