The couch thread

Spider Monkey · Post by **Spider Monkey** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:06 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
fag

rather sounds to me like he may have tapped that already and doesn't want the Amazon to know....

Me thinks this statement sez a whole lot more about CM than EZ ;)

clutch · Post by **clutch** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:03 pm

GammaRayGummo wrote:
stosh wrote:Wendler with restrained wit:
It must be safe to assume that EliteFts has ended is affiliation with @fit, right?

Wendler doesn't work for EliteFTS any longer, so I wouldn't take what he says as reflective of that company.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:42 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
fag

LOL

What can I say I'm a good guy when I choose to be.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:04 pm

BOTTOM ^^^^

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:12 pm

protobuilder wrote:BOTTOM ^^^^

Are you hitting on me?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:14 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.

If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email you some.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:28 pm

Barky and B-Boi are havin da baby....eesh!

I got part of the message sent fowarded to me and am not on FB...sorry WGM

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:35 pm

CultBuster wrote:Barky and B-Boi are havin da baby....eesh!

April Fools was yesterday.

*edited because I'm a RETARD and should have excised names from the screen cap.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:13 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.

Fixed.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:10 pm

friedquads wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.
Fixed.

That sounds like you're complaining.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:17 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
friedquads wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You didn't take pix? You know she would have posed. Give her a "Work the camera make love to it" you could get full frontal. It could happen.
Nah, she's a religious gal and I like her and her hubby so no pics.
If she was a real @fitter she would have already volunteered to email WGM the many attention seeking pics for the world to ogle.
Fixed.
That sounds like you're complaining.

That we don't get to see EZ's gym chicky pose for the camera, you damn right I'm complaining!

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:49 pm

Ugh.

It's these benefits of exercise that she imparts on an up and coming CrossFit athlete, her four year old daughter Giana, the star of the Femme Fit 2011 - Movement Standards video.

And I'm sure that orthopods and chiros can agree on the cervical spine & shoulder nightmare that these push-ups are for high reps done quickly:

CharlieBob · Post by **CharlieBob** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:01 pm

Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.

Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!

Schlegel · Post by **Schlegel** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:21 pm

And complete with not one, but two skinny WatcherDouches*.

*It's an ancient secret order of elite douches.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:36 pm

There's a man training with nowt' but his smalls on. Is this normal, anywhere?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:43 pm

maybe it's mario sperry?

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:32 pm

There's a man in that picture?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:07 pm

CharlieBob wrote:
Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.

Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!

I see more right than wrong in that picture.

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Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:44 am

CharlieBob wrote:
Quacktacular wrote:Ugh.

Who needs shoulders to rack the bar when you got TITTIES!!!!!

That's certainly one interpretation of "rack the bar".

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:21 am

Schlegel wrote:And complete with not one, but two skinny WatcherDouches*.

*It's an ancient secret order of elite douches.

WDWDD***

***What Do Wonder Douches Do?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:57 pm

You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:03 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.

It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:04 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.
It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.

And let's be honest here, if you can pull 1015, who fucking cares if you can do doubleunders or not?

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:46 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: You want work capacity? Be strong as fuck.
It may intuit well that if you can pull 1015, pulling 250 for 21 reps at a high heart rate is a fucking joke.

It may intuit well that if you can pull a 250 pound deadlift 21 times coming to the lift at a heart rate of 180 beats per minute, then 500 pounds for a single at a resting heart rate is perhaps manageable.

Correct Version:

If 1015 pounds for a single at an aroused heart rate is observable, then it may intuit well that you can pull a 575 pound deadlift 22 times resulting in a heart rate of 180 beats per minute.

IGX

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