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Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:55 pm

seeahill wrote:Social Security?

Totally privatized. Everyone in the system will be paid off with gvt bonds they can't sell untill they reach retirement age. Which by the way is going up.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:01 pm

I thought I'd clear ther table of the hot button issues:

First up:

Gay marriage: Not a national issue IMO, but since it's a hot button isssue I'll give my answer. Totayl for it, you can marry whomever you want. I support gays right to be a miserable as the rest of us.

Also, I would support my state not recognising marriages at all. A marriage licence etc will be replaced by a civil union. The Federal Gvt and states have no business in recognizing marriages. States will only record civil unions. If your church won't marry your asses, that's your problem, not the governments.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:06 pm

Immigration?

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:07 pm

Energy policy?

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:09 pm

Do you support the goals and aims of Citizens for a Poodle Free America?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:14 pm

seeahill wrote:Immigration?

Mandatory use of E verify by employers.
Increase the penalties for employers and then procecute and imprison employers and corporate offficer that employ illegals
Border patrol will be replaced with a larger quasi-military organization along ther lines off the coast guard.
Former border patrol agents reassigned to INS for hunting down and deporting illegals
Legal immigration policy will be reorganized so that we stop importing 3rd world serfs and replace them people with 21st century skills. More Indians, less mexicans and ignorant muslims.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:19 pm

Batboy2/75 wrote:
seeahill wrote:Immigration?

Mandatory use of E verify by employers.
Increase the penalties for employers and then procecute and imprison employers and corporate offficer that employ illegals
Border patrol will be replaced with a larger quasi-military organization along ther lines off the coast guard.
Former border patrol agents reassigned to INS for hunting down and deporting illegals
Legal immigration policy will be reorganized so that we stop importing 3rd world serfs and replace them people with 21st century skills. More Indians, less mexicans and ignorant muslims.

That's not going to go over well at the next family reunion.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:20 pm

seeahill wrote:Energy policy?

My energy policy can be sumed up with one phrase: Fuck over the sand niggers!

Use my executive powers to wave burdensome regulations etc and we Nuke the fuck up. Goal will be 80% of our electrical needs met by nuclear power.

Open up drilling for oil on federal land.

End all energy subsidies. Will be more than off set by the fact there will be no corporate taxes.

End ethenol subsidies.

Drive the cost of oil into the toilet.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:21 pm

Pinky wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
seeahill wrote:Immigration?

Mandatory use of E verify by employers.
Increase the penalties for employers and then procecute and imprison employers and corporate offficer that employ illegals
Border patrol will be replaced with a larger quasi-military organization along ther lines off the coast guard.
Former border patrol agents reassigned to INS for hunting down and deporting illegals
Legal immigration policy will be reorganized so that we stop importing 3rd world serfs and replace them people with 21st century skills. More Indians, less mexicans and ignorant muslims.
That's not going to go over well at the next family reunion.

How'd you know they were democrats?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:24 pm

seeahill wrote:Do you support the goals and aims of Citizens for a Poodle Free America?

In my America, you are free to be as big a poof as you want to be.

However, I do support using free market tactics like private citizens buying poodles and deporting them to France.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:36 pm

Poodle lover.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:38 pm

Lybia?

No national interest, other than covertly killing Muammar Gaddafi and the lockerbie bomber. Once that is done, I don't care who runs that place.

Syria?

No national interest other than the Syria Government handing over any and all terrorist that have killed or want to kill Americans. If they do that I will stop bombing them and authorizing raids into their territory.

Afghanstan & Pakistan?

Fuck them clowns- turn Afghanstan and Pakistan into a Special Operation hunting preserve with the stated mission of making jihadist extinct.

Iran?

Covertly help the people of Iran over throw their government.

Somalia?

Park Navy expeditionary force off coast and start killing and hanging pirates. Wash and repeat, until the damn skinnies decide it's not worth the trouble to fuck with Americans.

North Korea?

South Koreas problem.

NATO- no longer a member and subsidizing the Europeans.

UN- no longer a member of the club for world dictators.

India- Free trade agreement and closer military ties.

No large scale troop deployments or nation building- just killing jihadists.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:44 pm

Israel- no aid, but to be fair no one is getting aid money from the USA. Totally disengage from the whole Israel-Arab issue. Israel will be told we don't give shit. Privately, I'd tell them if they were smart they kick all of the sand niggers out of the West bank, Gaza strip, and Israel itself. However, we won't lift a finger either way.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:46 pm

So far so good except for the poodle stuff.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:50 pm

I'm digging the platform. Now on to the important questions:

Niggers. What will you do to make them civilized? As it stands, the area a few blocks south of me looks like a demilitarized zone.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:51 pm

Americans! Unite Against the Menace!

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:59 pm

They make good police dogs Seeahill

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:05 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:I'm digging the platform. Now on to the important questions:

Niggers. What will you do to make them civilized? As it stands, the area a few blocks south of me looks like a demilitarized zone.

Cut off all Gvt freebees, treat them like adults and let them pay the consequences for the poor choices. Break the back of the NEA. Outside of the Democrat party and the NAACP; no other organization has done more to infantalize poor blacks than the NEA.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:14 pm

National glue gun tax. Glue gun sticks and rhine stone are manufactured with some of the same material used in critical defense industries. This makes this issue a dire and important national security issue.

It has come to my attention that one lone North Carolina Carpetbagging hipster accounted for 25% of the glue gun sticks and rhine stones used on the East coast in the 2010 fiscal year. This indiviual will be deported to France in support of one of my other, but covert, initiatives; sabotaging the French Parkour community.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:17 pm

Do you support the growing movement to exempt writers from all taxes?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:19 pm

seeahill wrote:Do you support the growing movement to exempt writers from all taxes?

Only dead ones.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:22 pm

Will you pledge now to cease and desist apostrophe abuse?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:24 pm

seeahill wrote:Will you pledge now to cease and desist apostrophe abuse?

No, but I'm willing to also abuse quotation marks and the symbol @.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:27 pm

Inheritance taxes? Overseas income?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:31 pm

Clarification on my immigration policy- it will be national policy to increase the pool of hot foreign strippers and hooker residing within the USA.

Sorry Rafeh, Qualcomm really needs wireless engineers, but the Ukrainian, Persian, and Columbian hookers go to the front of the line. As per presidential executive order.

In a related program, I will instruct the State Department and Commerce department to try to gin up a foreign market for our growing population of fat American women.

IGX

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