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Apparently the word "steroid" is filtered out on the mainpage comments, so if that word is mentioned, the post gets held for moderation. LOL

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Captain Quack wrote:Apparently the word "steroid" is filtered out on the mainpage comments, so if that word is mentioned, the post gets held for moderation. LOL

You can take the word "Steroid" off the Mainpage but you can't take the steroids out of mainpage workouts
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6 gauge needle
Holy Coleman Jeebus, you injecting or drilling for oil?

Apparently T Cohen has been moderated. Say what you want about her attention whorism, glittery outfits and general, "Look at me attitude", she was a voice of reason, strength and intelligent programming over on the CF boards. I also like her ass in tight shorts.


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Camille could engage in kipping puppy rape and I'd be okay with it.


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ThespianDouche wrote:
6 gauge needle
Holy Coleman Jeebus, you injecting or drilling for oil?
You don't even need a plunger. You can just use a funnel.


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kipping puppy rape
Video or it didn't happen. God I hope there's video.

GM,

How about a cyp camel back?

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You can take the word "Steroid" off the Mainpage but you can't take the steroids out of mainpage workouts
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I spit coffee over the kipping handstand push-ups. WTF?
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Finally, a Couch sighting at the Gaymes.

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ThespianDouche wrote:she was a voice of reason, strength and intelligent programming over on the CF boards. I also like her ass in tight shorts.
Yes, let's laud the woman who's gone from hawking Couch's Meth Chic to gulping Rippetoe spooge. An admirable transformation. She's worse than Derbyshire, at least Derbyshire has consistently given good advice instead of using every post as a way to market her image or tout all of the "Crossfit Famous" people she knows.

Couch looks worse and worse with every public appearance. The contrast in pictures between him and his minions is staggering. Did they drag him out of a Seagram's factory this time?

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He looks like he's skinnier, maybe he's branched out into that good Arizona rock.

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It's funny how everyone who rubbed shoulders with him at the Games, including the faithful didn't hesitate to comment publicly that he was clearly intoxicated. It's like it's so taken for granted that nobody even bothers to deny it anymore.
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And the last few days of mainpage comments are so thick with crazy that I can't even process it.
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Most of these people are acutely ignorant about anything to do with steroids and their use.
Obviously if someone is willing to go to the extreme of blood doping or "Balco" type of stuff, then they are probably paying more then the prize money itself.
To all the people who talk about "supplements": How many people on "supplements" have you known that are as kind and humble as the top 3 this year?
I'm having a hard time grasping the motivation behind all the talk about PED's. What's the point? Axe to grind on Foning? Big fan of another competitor? Troll just trying to knock CrossFit down a peg? Either you have faith in the athletes and the competition or don't bother to be involved and just do your own thing.
I can't talk for anyone else, but I know Rich personally and have worked out with him my fair share of times over the past 2.5 years from the time he started doing CrossFit until now and he has never taken any illegal supplement by CrossFit standards or any other standard. He is, on the other hand, the most competitive person and the hardest working person I have ever met and has always been that way. His faith just serves as the foundation on which his natural God given abilities and insane work ethic meet.
Don't you think these guys are big because of good genetics? Most of them have a mesomorphic body type. Add in some protein, glutamine, creatine, possible testosterone boost, and hard training and it's quite simple to look like these athletes and lift like they do without anabolics
^^^ This one forgot to include fish oil and the paleo diet.
Supplements or no supplements, Rich Froning would beat me, you and everyone else on our best day all jacked up on steriods! He is legit, so let's just congratulate him and look forward to next year and worry about our own training.
Not sure why all the talk is about the MEN on steroids, when CLEARLY the many of the women are juiced to the fucking gills.


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I believe she gulps Rips and Pendlay's spooge.

How many people here have at one point hawked CF? Blaming someone for hawking CF at one point (who doesn't want to believe they can deadlift 700lbs 2 years from now?) is like picking on someone for their high school hair cut.

Yes she is an attention whore, wants to be famous, is overly dramatic and likes showing off her body just this side of a drunk 19 year old with daddy issues at Frat house.

She also started her own weightlifting gym/club, is hosting 2 weightlifting meets this summer, has convinced a fair number of women to "just lift some heavy shit dammit", comes down hard on koolaid drinking, almond counting and all the stupid programming shit CF does.

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ThespianDouche wrote:I believe she gulps Rips and Pendlay's spooge.

How many people here have at one point hawked CF? Blaming someone for hawking CF at one point (who doesn't want to believe they can deadlift 700lbs 2 years from now?) is like picking on someone for their high school hair cut.

Yes she is an attention whore, wants to be famous, is overly dramatic and likes showing off her body just this side of a drunk 19 year old with daddy issues at Frat house.

She also started her own weightlifting gym/club, is hosting 2 weightlifting meets this summer, has convinced a fair number of women to "just lift some heavy shit dammit", comes down hard on koolaid drinking, almond counting and all the stupid programming shit CF does.
She did a pretty good interview on Iron Radio a few weeks back.
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To all the people who talk about "supplements": How many people on "supplements" have you known that are as kind and humble as the top 3 this year?
Several hundred, idiot.

I didn't watch any of the Gaymes (I tried to watch softball, but it DNF'd), and I don't know who Froning is. But after nearly drowning in the ocean, the dude finished 1, 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 3, 1, 8 (when he had it locked). That's pretty damn solid.


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Didn't she brainwash her kid into thinking hummus tasted better than birthday cake?
That twat needs a therapist, not a gym membership.
The kid probably told her he liked hummus more so he could get some affection from that attention whoring skank.
Fuck her and everything she stands for.


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Fuck birthday cake. I'd rather have nachos, especially with brisket on it.


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The @F Games on FB wrote:Thank you CrossFit community for your feedback so far! We're tracking and compiling everything you say.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Just like they track everyone's workout times on the mainpage to make it all scientific and stuff..data points and all that. I'm sure Pudding and Asstro are taking everyone's concerns to heart and losing sleep over the unsatisfied folks...

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[quote]She also started her own weightlifting gym/club, is hosting 2 weightlifting meets this summer, has convinced a fair number of women to "just lift some heavy shit dammit", comes down hard on koolaid drinking, almond counting and all the stupid programming shit CF does.[quote]
So she's ripping off Krista Scott-Dixon now. And shes 5 years behind her. :finga: Cohen
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i will admit to having had a hardcore crush on Krista. Now that were FB friends it's NBD..but it was pretty touch and go there for a while. I think it was the combat boot front squat pic.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:i will admit to having had a hardcore crush on Krista. Now that were FB friends it's NBD..but it was pretty touch and go there for a while. I think it was the combat boot front squat pic.
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Shit, the natives are really restless. This guy was a FULL ON disciple until about 6 months ago:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=69160
Crossfit is Open Sourced right?

I think we need a thread with some data.

Maybe some testing metrics, some programming, and some repeated tests to show performance improvements with main site or other affiliate programming?


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So she's ripping off Krista Scott-Dixon now. And shes 5 years behind her. Cohen
Five years? "Mistress Krista" has been around for as long as Shaf...check the old MFW (misc.fitness.weights) archives from the '90s...

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