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Yes I Have Balls wrote: OR, maybe, just maybe Budding and/or Castro could join the community and discuss these issues openly instead of one-on-one via email?
I dunno, Saran discusses things openly and look how well that usually works out.
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Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?

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kreator wrote:Image

Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.
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Cave Canem wrote:
kreator wrote:Image

Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.
Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.

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If he had to ride the regular bus, he would DNF half way to the back.

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ThespianDouche wrote:If he had to ride the regular bus, he would DNF half way to the back.
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Jay wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
kreator wrote:Image

Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.
Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.
And the glasses on the shoulder bit. He needs an anvil to the face.

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Gin Master wrote:
Jay wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
kreator wrote:Image

Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.
Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.
And the glasses on the shoulder bit. He needs an anvil to the face.
I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.


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Jay wrote:I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.
We need new tshirts.

"CFE. Filling out the entry form is as good as a podium spot."

"BMAC. DNS is the new DNF."

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Gin Master wrote:
Jay wrote:I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.
We need new tshirts.

"CFE. Filling out the entry form is as good as a podium spot."

"BMAC. DNS is the new DNF."
Those are wins...

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I'm cooking up some ideas for a Gorilladurance shirt. Stand by.
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CFE: hundreds of ultra marathon finishers can't be right.

CFE:If at first you don't finish, move the goals posts

Bmac: DNFing books and races since 2008

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Gorilladurance: What do you mean there are no fucking bananas at the finish?
Gorilladurance: Triathalon my ape ass. Brachiathon!
Gorilladurance: What's the difference between CFE and a capuchin? The monkey finishes.

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Those are great, Thes and Shaf.
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Dirt diva left because she was tired of DNFing.

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CFE: Its gotta be the shoes

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Jay wrote:CFE: Its gotta be the shoes
:spits coffee:
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jay wrote:CFE: Its gotta be the shoes
:spits coffee:
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You could copy the old Charles Barkley "I am not a role model" ads. BMac, I don't even fill out the forms anymore.
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Gorilladurance: Because Gorillas only scratch lice, not races.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Gorilladurance: Because Gorillas only scratch lice, not races.
Nope. To paraphrase Couch, BMAC can scratch lice almost as well as you can. You can't scratch races at all.

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Gorilladurance: Don't Lose Sight of the Forest for the Trees

Gorilladurance: Why Bother Finishing if You ...

Gorilladurance: Arboreal Movement for the Masses

Gorilladurance: Long and Slow is How We Roll.

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Gorilladurance: Last Out of the Water - First to Quit

Gorilladurance: Why Run 100 Miles When 10 is Perhaps Manageable?

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Gorilladurance: Nothing like a long slow finish.
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