I dunno, Saran discusses things openly and look how well that usually works out.Yes I Have Balls wrote: OR, maybe, just maybe Budding and/or Castro could join the community and discuss these issues openly instead of one-on-one via email?
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Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
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Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.kreator wrote:
Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
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Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.Cave Canem wrote:Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.kreator wrote:
Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
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fully functional retard
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If he had to ride the regular bus, he would DNF half way to the back.
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=D> =D> =D>ThespianDouche wrote:If he had to ride the regular bus, he would DNF half way to the back.
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And the glasses on the shoulder bit. He needs an anvil to the face.Jay wrote:Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.Cave Canem wrote:Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.kreator wrote:
Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
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I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.Gin Master wrote:And the glasses on the shoulder bit. He needs an anvil to the face.Jay wrote:Bmack is keeping it edgy with the flat brim. He's street, bitches.Cave Canem wrote:Sweet monkey humping gorilla jeebus, the skinny broads got more yoke than the guys. And B-Mac looks like he got there on the short bus.kreator wrote:
Fact: The Guy on the left is an expert in strength and conditioning for endurance athletes.
Question: Why does he look like a moron?
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We need new tshirts.Jay wrote:I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.
"CFE. Filling out the entry form is as good as a podium spot."
"BMAC. DNS is the new DNF."
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Those are wins...Gin Master wrote:We need new tshirts.Jay wrote:I just saw the glasses... jesus he needs a serious beating. Only in @fit is a man who's competitive credentials are shit is deified.
"CFE. Filling out the entry form is as good as a podium spot."
"BMAC. DNS is the new DNF."
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I'm cooking up some ideas for a Gorilladurance shirt. Stand by.
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CFE: hundreds of ultra marathon finishers can't be right.
CFE:If at first you don't finish, move the goals posts
Bmac: DNFing books and races since 2008
CFE:If at first you don't finish, move the goals posts
Bmac: DNFing books and races since 2008
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Gorilladurance: What do you mean there are no fucking bananas at the finish?
Gorilladurance: Triathalon my ape ass. Brachiathon!
Gorilladurance: What's the difference between CFE and a capuchin? The monkey finishes.
Gorilladurance: Triathalon my ape ass. Brachiathon!
Gorilladurance: What's the difference between CFE and a capuchin? The monkey finishes.
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Those are great, Thes and Shaf.
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Dirt diva left because she was tired of DNFing.
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CFE: Its gotta be the shoes
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:spits coffee:Jay wrote:CFE: Its gotta be the shoes
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Spike Lee just applauded meWildGorillaMan wrote::spits coffee:Jay wrote:CFE: Its gotta be the shoes
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You could copy the old Charles Barkley "I am not a role model" ads. BMac, I don't even fill out the forms anymore.
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Gorilladurance: Because Gorillas only scratch lice, not races.
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Nope. To paraphrase Couch, BMAC can scratch lice almost as well as you can. You can't scratch races at all.WildGorillaMan wrote:Gorilladurance: Because Gorillas only scratch lice, not races.
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Gorilladurance: Don't Lose Sight of the Forest for the Trees
Gorilladurance: Why Bother Finishing if You ...
Gorilladurance: Arboreal Movement for the Masses
Gorilladurance: Long and Slow is How We Roll.
Gorilladurance: Why Bother Finishing if You ...
Gorilladurance: Arboreal Movement for the Masses
Gorilladurance: Long and Slow is How We Roll.
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Gorilladurance: Last Out of the Water - First to Quit
Gorilladurance: Why Run 100 Miles When 10 is Perhaps Manageable?
Gorilladurance: Why Run 100 Miles When 10 is Perhaps Manageable?
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Gorilladurance: Nothing like a long slow finish.
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