The couch thread
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tough old man
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Re: The couch thread
That sounds dirty...I like it.
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Re: The couch thread
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=69219
noobI've been a moderator at different forums so I can understand how things can get out of hand and have to be locked or deleted, but I've seen recent threads that were locked where absolutely nothing that was posted was out of line.
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Re: The couch thread
Gorilladurance: Where we throw shit not races.
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Re: The couch thread
Gorilladurance: Why go when you can stay?syaigh wrote:Gorilladurance: Nothing like a long slow finish.
Gorilladurance: Where simply (over)training for a sport is enough.
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tough old man
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Re: The couch thread
Too bad there's not a premature ejaculation joke there - finished too soon
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Re: The couch thread
Premature ejaculation would imply finishing at some point.
I imagine it more like Bmac is going to town, the fauxhawk flapping in the wind and he screams "Ahh, i pulled a hip flexor, I'm done", THne the next day "Dammit, I slipped on the floor, who waxed this?". "Fucking condom won't stay on, I'm done". Oddly enough, the shoes aren't the culprit.
I imagine it more like Bmac is going to town, the fauxhawk flapping in the wind and he screams "Ahh, i pulled a hip flexor, I'm done", THne the next day "Dammit, I slipped on the floor, who waxed this?". "Fucking condom won't stay on, I'm done". Oddly enough, the shoes aren't the culprit.
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Re: The couch thread
CFE = the erectile dysfunction of the endurance training world
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Re: The couch thread
Gorilladurance- No excuses, just happy endings.tough old man wrote:Too bad there's not a premature ejaculation joke there - finished too soon
Tantum validus superstes
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Re: The couch thread
You guys are awesome.
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Re: The couch thread
Shouldn't his shirt say "Wanker"?
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Re: The couch thread
"It stinks like sex in here."
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Re: The couch thread
After a million views this gets put into the FSF? And kookballs are still in the training forum? Bullshit, Mario.
Re: The couch thread
Kookybells need to have their own forum called:Gin Master wrote:After a million views this gets put into the FSF? And kookballs are still in the training forum? Bullshit, Mario.
"overrated bullshit"
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Re: The couch thread
They are all stupid for being affiliated with @fit anymore. I feel no pity for any affiliate and the ones that bitch and do nothing about it besides bitching or writing cute blog posts against @fit in a sly way are part of the problem and are pussies.Yes I Have Balls wrote:3-2-1 "De-Affiliated!"
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post970077
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Re: The couch thread
Ahhh no not really unless you're already brain dead.As some people know, Greg Glassman actually used to post on the forum; the insight that can be gleaned from those early posts are like a goldmine of information
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Re: The couch thread
Adios.Yes I Have Balls wrote:3-2-1 "De-Affiliated!"
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post970077
Tantum validus superstes
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Gin Master
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Re: The couch thread
@F Barbarian Fitness. Looks like he's poised to make the transition. "Barbarian Fitness" has a nice ring to it.Cave Canem wrote:Adios.Yes I Have Balls wrote:3-2-1 "De-Affiliated!"
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post970077
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Re: The couch thread
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Re: The couch thread
We have a winner.
So you want main site and crossfit to basically direct cross fitters to use linear progression for novice strength gains then move on to other established programs or some variant of estalished programs written by people decades ago or tweeked by people way outside of crossfit? Then use things like sprints and short burst circuit style training for conditioning? That has existed for decades and is done in tons of gyms across the world that are not crossfit. You are asking crossfit to stop being cross fit and basically state people will get better results by not doing crossfit.
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Re: The couch thread
Gorilladurance: Unscared Unfinished Uneluctablesyaigh wrote:Gorilladurance: Nothing like a long slow finish.
It's great to be first at last
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Re: The couch thread
So BMac and a gorilla walk into a bar...
nevermind, BMac DNF'd getting through the door
nevermind, BMac DNF'd getting through the door
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Re: The couch thread
Ho-lee-fuck! I should have recognized him crossing the finish line.syaigh wrote:Hey look!
Even the Oatmeal can finish an ultra-marathon!
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/ultramarathon
http://www.pbase.com/gtach/image/136875032
http://www.pbase.com/gtach/image/136892233
He's the guy in the green, the dude behind him is his brother.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.