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Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:11 am

Holy shit, I just looked up BMAC!!!'s faggoty arm warmers. LULZ at the sizing.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:31 am

Gin Master wrote:Holy shit, I just looked up BMAC!!!'s faggoty arm warmers. LULZ at the sizing.

The only way that sizing chart is acceptable is if it is in children's sizes, or the goal of those things is to choke blood flow to the hands prior to amputation. 12" bicep for x-large?

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:35 am

Elite fitness means forging 12" guns.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:07 am

I'm not a big guy, but I'd need the XL quad sleeves to pull over my arms. Most of the fat mofos on here would be SOL. I thought BMAC getting them yoked AND giving them the ability to sprint 100 miles with 40 minutes of work a week.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:14 pm

Hahhaha. That's priceless.

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:28 pm

Gin Master wrote:I'm not a big guy, but I'd need the XL quad sleeves to pull over my arms. Most of the fat mofos on here would be SOL. I thought BMAC getting them yoked AND giving them the ability to sprint 100 miles with 40 minutes of work a week.

You and me both...maybe I could go with the Large quad sleeves for the biceps. The X-Large quad sleeves would probably not even fit my calves.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:16 pm

Well this guy probably wears extra medium ... but then again he runs a marathon little over half as fast as BMack.
http://www.nebraskafca.org/wp-content/u ... all-12.jpg

Really Big Strong Guy · Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:48 pm

Gin Master wrote:I'm not a big guy, but I'd need the XL quad sleeves to pull over my arms. Most of the fat mofos on here would be SOL. I thought BMAC getting them yoked AND giving them the ability to sprint 100 miles with 40 minutes of work a week.

I am a big guy and that xl quad sleeve would fit nicely on my forearms. That said, I ain't gonna be doing no ultra marathon.....let alone a 10k.....or a 5k.....unless I walk half of it.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:52 pm

kreator wrote:Well this guy probably wears extra medium ... but then again he runs a marathon little over half as fast as BMack.
http://www.nebraskafca.org/wp-content/u ... all-12.jpg

Hall finishes.

However, imagine how fast he was if he stopped putting in any mileage and started lifting to get jacked.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:43 pm

Gin Master wrote:
kreator wrote:http://www.crossfitendurance.com/short- ... _img_9839/

WTF? Did the pride march have a 5K? What is with this arm warmer shit? For people that don't like gear--belts/shoes/wraps--they sure wear a lot of Skinz, kinesio tape, and spandex. Shit.

Unfortunately, this kid is for real - his name is Kirk Warner. He's a SEMI-talented young multi-sporter - though he mostly does sprint distance (which are for faggots). His ego rivals that of BMack.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:38 pm

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
Gin Master wrote:I'm not a big guy, but I'd need the XL quad sleeves to pull over my arms. Most of the fat mofos on here would be SOL. I thought BMAC getting them yoked AND giving them the ability to sprint 100 miles with 40 minutes of work a week.
I am a big guy and that xl quad sleeve would fit nicely on my forearms. That said, I ain't gonna be doing no ultra marathon.....let alone a 10k.....or a 5k.....unless I walk half of it.

I'd give you 5 bucks to wear those on the pipes whilst chopping wood, at a competition mind you. Just think. You kick some ass and all your competition goes to Bmacandcheese for pointers. Next comp all you would have to do is show up the the competition would DNF.

ThespianDouche · Post by **ThespianDouche** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:49 pm

WHy not just wear a long sleeve shirt? Or am I mising something?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:51 pm

ThespianDouche wrote:WHy not just wear a long sleeve shirt? Or am I mising something?

He wants other dudes to say "No baby, leave the sleeves on."

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:54 pm

If there's any triathlon that @FE would be suited for, it's sprint distance...uh, because it's a short distance just like their training.

Then again, anyone who can swim a quarter-mile can pretty much go out and finish a sprint triathlon on no training whatsoever.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:34 pm

Not sure if it will yield any lulz, but if any of the legal eagles around here have a few minutes, the RRG documentation might be of interest.

http://www.crossfitrrg.com/affiliate.shtml

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:47 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
kreator wrote:http://www.crossfitendurance.com/short- ... _img_9839/

WTF? Did the pride march have a 5K? What is with this arm warmer shit? For people that don't like gear--belts/shoes/wraps--they sure wear a lot of Skinz, kinesio tape, and spandex. Shit.

Unfortunately, this kid is for real - his name is Kirk Warner. He's a SEMI-talented young multi-sporter - though he mostly does sprint distance (which are for faggots). His ego rivals that of BMack.

Not to worry. He won't be worth a damn once BMAC is done with him. Sadly, Couch has legitimately produced more than BMAC.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:11 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
kreator wrote:http://www.crossfitendurance.com/short- ... _img_9839/

WTF? Did the pride march have a 5K? What is with this arm warmer shit? For people that don't like gear--belts/shoes/wraps--they sure wear a lot of Skinz, kinesio tape, and spandex. Shit.

Unfortunately, this kid is for real - his name is Kirk Warner. He's a SEMI-talented young multi-sporter - though he mostly does sprint distance (which are for faggots). His ego rivals that of BMack.

Not to worry. He won't be worth a damn once BMAC is done with him. Sadly, Couch has legitimately produced more than BMAC.

I wouldn't exactly say produced.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:41 pm

Sakamoto returned for a second workout only this one was taught by the CrossFit founder, Greg Glassman. “It was just an atrocious workout,” Sakamoto recalls. “It absolutely destroyed me. My stomach was distended. I thought I had a hernia. I felt so bad I asked my husband to take me to the hospital.” It turned out she was fine. “When I could walk again I couldn’t wait to get back in there. That was when I was hooked

Avoiding Rhabdo since 2004...fucking idiots!

http://running.competitor.com/2011/08/f ... re_34473/7

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:57 pm

“Then I remembered what CrossFit is all about,” Sakamoto says. “You’re ultimately out not to measure yourself against others but against yourself. It’s about doing the best you can.

Awwww! Crossfit is the Stuart Smalley of the exercise world!

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:09 pm

That faggot in the pink and purple reminds me of this guy for some reason.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:11 pm

: Annie-Sakamoto.jpg (250.52 KiB) Viewed 7964 times

Better living through Chemistry !

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:17 pm

Cave Canem wrote:
Annie-Sakamoto.jpg
Better living through Chemistry !

Give Annie a break. Anyone can get Tom Platz legs in 7 weeks provided you weigh and measure your 12 blocks and add fish oil.

I'm getting nervous about my sweet Annie. There's only so much penile growth a man can excuse before it becomes a dealbreaker.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:23 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
kreator wrote:http://www.crossfitendurance.com/short- ... _img_9839/

WTF? Did the pride march have a 5K? What is with this arm warmer shit? For people that don't like gear--belts/shoes/wraps--they sure wear a lot of Skinz, kinesio tape, and spandex. Shit.

Unfortunately, this kid is for real - his name is Kirk Warner. He's a SEMI-talented young multi-sporter - though he mostly does sprint distance (which are for faggots). His ego rivals that of BMack.

Semi-talented? HA! His Olympic Tri finishing time at that race was only half an hour faster than my first Oly and I didn't have the fancy shit like him to make me faster.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:35 pm

He looks different with short hair.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:36 pm

Gin Master wrote:I'm getting nervous about my sweet Annie. There's only so much penile growth a man can excuse before it becomes a dealbreaker.

I was pretty upset with the recent pics. Her and Nicole are looking more mannish than the twink in the CFE armbands.

IGX

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