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He's also three months late to the party. It's going to take a lot more than this to become a legend. He needs to ante up.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:He's also three months late to the party. It's going to take a lot more than this to become a legend. He needs to ante up.
For the sake of the children, we may want to give that faggot the attention he craves and drop it.

That kid's already got it bad enough being born with such a fucktard of a father.
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My best guess is that someone at CFHQ is soliciting the baby pics just to get a rise out of the masses. I picture them laughing their asses off at the comments that are posted on their own forum. That's why they also post the back shots of topless babes. It's not enough just to fleece the sheep, you might as well have a few yucks while you're at it.
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JamesFrank wrote:
Gym Winderlicker wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

Ed....??? No pun intended with my signature but...
I'd hit it even if it didn't have a cock.
Who is this delightful minx?
I want to say Britt Miller:

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cunch wrote:
JamesFrank wrote:
Gym Winderlicker wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:Image

Ed....??? No pun intended with my signature but...
I'd hit it even if it didn't have a cock.
Who is this delightful minx?
I want to say Britt Miller:

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i was with you until here...that 1st self shot pose is pretty hot.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Time to turn her around

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I guess if I had to bang a dude, it would be him.
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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I guess if I had to bang a dude, it would be him.
:vom: :vom: :vom:
I don't know man. That's pre-comp and lean as hell. Let her get a little post comp softness, dump a few beers in her and she'd be fun.
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I don't care for the wrung-out, skinless look that figure and bodybuilding demands on stage, but put 10-15lbs of off season plush on and it's ON like Donkey Kong.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't care for the wrung-out, skinless look that figure and bodybuilding demands on stage, but put 10-15lbs of off season plush on and it's ON like Donkey Kong.
I'd lick her where she pees.
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Gym Winderlicker wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't care for the wrung-out, skinless look that figure and bodybuilding demands on stage, but put 10-15lbs of off season plush on and it's ON like Donkey Kong.
I'd lick her where she pees.
Then she might slap you w/ it.
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BTW, where is Bill Fox???
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Stiggy, Bill (He's a)Fox is this world's equivalent of Dr. Manhattan. He can't be bothered with our petty issues and has therefore removed himself to areas far beyond our comprehension.

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Freki wrote:
Gym Winderlicker wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't care for the wrung-out, skinless look that figure and bodybuilding demands on stage, but put 10-15lbs of off season plush on and it's ON like Donkey Kong.
I'd lick her where she pees.
Then she might slap you w/ it.
Gawddamn I hope so. :ANAL:
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Watchman reference...
Loved the book and the Director's Cut of the Movie...good reference. The book (graphic novel) really is amazing to read. They changed the ending in the movie (both endings were fine, I thought) and explained things nicely at the end. It's a touch dark at times.

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Got a small chuckle out of this:

http://richest5k.com/#faqs
Where are the food and water stations?
-The race food station will be located near the finish line of the race.
-Water/beverage stations will be located at the start line, finish line and on course.

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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.
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kreator wrote:Got a small chuckle out of this:

http://richest5k.com/#faqs
From the page on training
All About the Peak?
Most athletes train to be their best for a certain event—but does “peaking” work? Brian MacKenzie and Anthony Roberts don’t think so.
I guess BMac trains to DNF...

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It's almost Halloween, would

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I would tongue punch her fart box.
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Edzekiel Zachariah wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box.
I can never forgive you for this mental picture. :butthead: :butthead: :butthead:
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