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internet santa wrote:

Jay wrote:

rjudo wrote:Where are those damn pic's, post 'em up !

They won't do it, they'd rather bitch than show the goods.

http://bayimg.com/nAKlDAaDM

Brains aren't her strong suit, but that's okay. Just wondering why if you have a friend there, you don't have her take the picture instead of self-picturing.

Meh....I prefer the more subtle purple g string camera flash reveal through yoga pants during squats...but I guess I'm just perverted that way.

Cave Canem wrote:I'm just pissed that I missed my chance to invest in PVC.......

A Sad juxtaposition in a place very close by

internet santa wrote:

http://bayimg.com/nAklGAadm

Look closely for unnaturally shaped breasts. Natural breasts are never perfectly round and they move with the body. If a woman's breasts do not flatten, fall or stretch as she moves her arms or bends over, you are probably looking at fake breasts. Breast implants tend to remain stationary and hold their shape, even when a woman lies flat on her back.

Still a very nice thing to look at, I'm just sayin'.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Well, that was anti-climactic.

Seriously, isn't it always? The tease is always so much more exciting than when you actually get to see them.

See Denise Milani.

double post

Captain Quack wrote:

internet santa wrote:

http://bayimg.com/nAklGAadm

Look closely for unnaturally shaped breasts. Natural breasts are never perfectly round and they move with the body. If a woman's breasts do not flatten, fall or stretch as she moves her arms or bends over, you are probably looking at fake breasts. Breast implants tend to remain stationary and hold their shape, even when a woman lies flat on her back.

Still a very nice thing to look at, I'm just sayin'.

I would just point out her arm/hand is holding them up, to a degree. After close examination.

Told you they were fake.

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Told you they were fake.

Fuck off.

Bury your head in shame, pussy.

Your opinion is not welcome here.

protobuilder wrote:

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Told you they were fake.

Fuck off.

Bury your head in shame, pussy.

Your opinion is not welcome here.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Well, that was anti-climactic.

I agree but I have a couple of questions;
1. Who is the other chick in the photo?
2. Why is she not topless ?
3. Why aren't they making out ?

That would have added a little flair to the topic !

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Told you they were fake.

They're very obviously not fake.

Nafod is a dem-bootlicking faggot and the product of an anal birth.

Any response other than =D> =D> =D> reeks of faggotry.

I don't care if you get pussy every hour, never stop celebrating the little things. From the grade school days when you got a chub at the site of an errant bra strap to the full-blown porn watching of your teen years, always...ALWAYS rejoice at the sight of titties.

I'd not call her barky, and I'd certainly not kick her out of my bed.

internet santa wrote:

http://bayimg.com/nAklGAadm

She could be easily holding up the one breast with her hand, and the other in the crux of her elbow. I have seen women with large natural breasts do similar things when laying down to make them look less "floppy"

To really judge we would need a laying down picture with the hands above her head. That would give us a good gauge of how they naturally fall and what shape they take. So one more photo please? Just for the sake of ending controversy. I mean at this point they are out there, what is one more?

I'm not convinced they are fake. I don't want to imply that I've scored any more pussy than the next guy but I can tell you with complete honesty that I've had my hands on tits that would be classified by the above stated guidelines as fake that were 100 percent real. Recognize that they are as unique as our own fingerprints and there can be exceptions that defy your best efforts to judge without a close hands on inspection. And if they are fake...then whoever did that work did an absolutely masterful job.

Gin Master wrote:Any response other than =D> =D> =D> reeks of faggotry.

I don't care if you get pussy every hour, never stop celebrating the little things. From the grade school days when you got a chub at the site of an errant bra strap to the full-blown porn watching of your teen years, always...ALWAYS rejoice at the sight of titties.

No shit. Gin called it. You guys act like you are getting pussy every day. If I had a set of tits like that staring me in the face fake or real I would be all over it. Jesus I'm getting old.

In the standing photo, the "hard curve" on the inside edge of her boobs runs much too high up her chest for them to be real.
http://www.realself.com/breast-implants ... ter-photos
http://bayimg.com/nAKlDAaDM
Note in those other before and afters where the "hard curve" on the inside edge of real boobs tends to end at nipple height or below, and it tends to end well above nipple height after the boob job.

Also, her boobs are way too round when she's laying down, particularly the one she's only "holding up" with some nipple pressure (her arm isn't doing anything significant to it in terms of support, particularly for the size that they are, it should pancake a lot more than that if real). Also, the pressure on her nipple from her fingers should cause it to flatten even more.

There's also the fact that she really LEANED OUT and didn't really appear to lose much boob size at all. If she's figured out some secret to avoid what happens to every other dieting woman, she should start making money with it.

If it looks like a fake boob, lays like a fake boob, and stays through dieting like a fake boob...I call a fake. If studying boobs like I do is faggotry, oh well. Back to studying. I rest my case.

All that said, if and when my wife ever decides to get hers done, I will say I would take the name of her surgeon into heavy consideration. It is a fine job.

Quack, any response beyond "BOOBIES!" makes me think you need to check your T and E levels.

Frankly, given how many manjacks have apparently seen these pics already I'm a little surprised they hadn't already surfaced on the World's Greatest Tumblr site.

http://fuckyeahselfshooters.tumblr.com/

You're all welcome.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Quack, any response beyond "BOOBIES!" makes me think you need to check your T and E levels.

Frankly, given how many manjacks have apparently seen these pics already I'm a little surprised they hadn't already surfaced on the World's Greatest Tumblr site.

http://fuckyeahselfshooters.tumblr.com/

You're all welcome.

I have an internet connection. There's no shortage of tits out there, real and fake. I'm in very close contact with plenty of female butts (good and bad) on a daily basis for B12 shots and the like.

Yeah, I had the "BOOBIES" reaction. That was it, a reaction, then it ended. As you said yourself, after the reaction, it was anticlimactic. Just another internet set of tits now.

Hell, maybe marriage and two kids takes a toll too, but for fuck's sake, it's just a picture of some tits. I don't personally become a drooling idiot for an image on a screen at this point in my life. It also seems to be the topic du jour on this thread, so I ran with it.

CharlieBob wrote:To really judge we would need a laying down picture with the hands above her head. That would give us a good gauge of how they naturally fall and what shape they take. So one more photo please? Just for the sake of ending controversy. I mean at this point they are out there, what is one more?

This is true. If she wants to prove they are real, she can do this. Until then, I stand by my examination.

Captain Quack wrote:In the standing photo, the "hard curve" on the inside edge of her boobs runs much too high up her chest for them to be real.
http://www.realself.com/breast-implants ... ter-photos
http://bayimg.com/nAKlDAaDM
Note in those other before and afters where the "hard curve" on the inside edge of real boobs tends to end at nipple height or below, and it tends to end well above nipple height after the boob job.

Also, her boobs are way too round when she's laying down, particularly the one she's only "holding up" with some nipple pressure (her arm isn't doing anything significant to it in terms of support, particularly for the size that they are, it should pancake a lot more than that if real). Also, the pressure on her nipple from her fingers should cause it to flatten even more.

There's also the fact that she really LEANED OUT and didn't really appear to lose much boob size at all. If she's figured out some secret to avoid what happens to every other dieting woman, she should start making money with it.

If it looks like a fake boob, lays like a fake boob, and stays through dieting like a fake boob...I call a fake. If studying boobs like I do is faggotry, oh well. Back to studying. I rest my case.

All that said, if and when my wife ever decides to get hers done, I will say I would take the name of her surgeon into heavy consideration. It is a fine job.

Dude, shut the fuck up, jesus christ... you fucks have bitched about her showing her goods for a long ass time and we are going to talk about fake v. real?

She looks good, she's attractive and she has a legit wild side from what I can guess... she'd fuck you until you cried for your mother, so please, for the love of all that is holy stop analyzing the tit and just enjoy it.

Those of you that say "I've seen better" well I fucked better in my day and I still would never kick her out of bed. She's a babe.

For the record, I was never one of the ones begging to see her tits, nor did I ever say I'd kick her out of bed.

That pic doesn't show her face, it could be anyone. Someone post the other one unedited.