Ah spring ...
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Ah spring ...
Wind Warning
The National Weather Service in Billings has issued a High Wind
Warning... which is in effect until midnight MDT tonight. This
replaces the Wind Advisory.
* Observed conditions... winds gusts of 60 to 70 mph have been
reported at Livingston and Big Timber.
* Timing... winds will become even stronger this afternoon with
gusts reaching 75 to 80 mph. Winds will continue until late this
evening when a front moves through the area.
Fire Warning
The National Weather Service in Billings has issued a red flag
warning for areas below 5000 feet in Park County... which is in effect
from 9 am this morning to midnight MDT tonight.
* Affected area... in Montana... fire zone... .123
* impacts... strong wind gusts may cause power line damage which
could initiate fire activity. Combination of strong winds... low
relative humidities and dry grasses will make fire containment
very difficult today.
The National Weather Service in Billings has issued a High Wind
Warning... which is in effect until midnight MDT tonight. This
replaces the Wind Advisory.
* Observed conditions... winds gusts of 60 to 70 mph have been
reported at Livingston and Big Timber.
* Timing... winds will become even stronger this afternoon with
gusts reaching 75 to 80 mph. Winds will continue until late this
evening when a front moves through the area.
Fire Warning
The National Weather Service in Billings has issued a red flag
warning for areas below 5000 feet in Park County... which is in effect
from 9 am this morning to midnight MDT tonight.
* Affected area... in Montana... fire zone... .123
* impacts... strong wind gusts may cause power line damage which
could initiate fire activity. Combination of strong winds... low
relative humidities and dry grasses will make fire containment
very difficult today.

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Re: Ah spring ...
I thought this was going to be another story about a car wash.
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Re: Ah spring ...
No, it's the start of fire-threatened cabin alerts.syaigh wrote:I thought this was going to be another story about a car wash.

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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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<grabs marshmallows>
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Re: Ah spring ...
I get sorta misty eyed when I read of your deep sympathy. Don't worry, I'll keep the alerts coming.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCsOXD3tSU[/youtube]
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Stay strong Seeahill.seeahill wrote:I get sorta misty eyed when I read of your deep sympathy. Don't worry, I'll keep the alerts coming.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YZNxR3KAPI[/youtube]
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baffled wrote:Stay strong Seeahill.

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Re: Ah spring ...
I smell a Subaru. I hope he brought books by someone else this time-- his books aren't worth wiping my ass with.
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Re: Ah spring ...
Crust Bucket wrote:baffled wrote:Stay strong Seeahill.

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Re: Ah spring ...
When I hear spring I think about less clothes and more skin on tha wimin!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Bobby wrote:When I hear spring I think about less clothes and more skin on tha wimin!
There are certain - ah - shall we say "advantages" to being on a college campus in the spring. Even here at geeks-r-us.
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Re: Ah spring ...
To reiterate.Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:Nigga I said fuck yo' cabin!
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It's a beautiful thing.The Crawdaddy wrote:Bobby wrote:When I hear spring I think about less clothes and more skin on tha wimin!
There are certain - ah - shall we say "advantages" to being on a college campus in the spring. Even here at geeks-r-us.
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Re: Ah spring ...
Great news! The winds have died down. Fire danger abated.
Your prayers alone saved my cabin again.
Your prayers alone saved my cabin again.

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Ah but your cabin might get hit by a falling satellite!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Damn, and I picked up the hershey bars and graham crackers on the way home today....
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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We're more worried about potential flooding as the snow in the high country begins to melt.Bobby wrote:Ah but your cabin might get hit by a falling satellite!

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Thanks Herv. Yes, there is at least one person who doesn't seem to give a rat's ass about my cabin.Herv100 wrote:Don't feed the troll

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Maybe a flood will put the cabin out when it starts on fire