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Hi, I'm Miley Cyrus. I'm like, 20 years old, and was born a decade after Iron Maiden released their first album, but I found this cool Iron Maiden tour shirt at Hot Topic (sleeves pre-cut for you) and, like, it totally r0xxorx! And not only is it Maiden, but it's EARLY Maiden! It's from the KILLERS era, which, like, most of you probably don't even know about (I'm a HUGE fan of Paul Di'Anno, who you've probably never even heard of). This isn't some trendy "Power Slave" era shirt like I saw Brittany wearing. This is the real deal underground stuff, the concerts BEFORE Maiden was MAIDEN! Tres chic!

Also, boobs.

side boob is a concept lost on males born after 1987.

side boob was once all we had.

side boob is about possibility, change, hope....

Got Side Boob? would make an outstanding presidential platform as the Gen X and Y's reach their peak earning years.

Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

Andy78 wrote:Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

sorry, i don't click links

Andy78 wrote:Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

Researching plane tickets...

protobuilder wrote:Hi, I'm Miley Cyrus. I'm like, 20 years old, and was born a decade after Iron Maiden released their first album, but I found this cool Iron Maiden tour shirt at Hot Topic (sleeves pre-cut for you) and, like, it totally r0xxorx! And not only is it Maiden, but it's EARLY Maiden! It's from the KILLERS era, which, like, most of you probably don't even know about (I'm a HUGE fan of Paul Di'Anno, who you've probably never even heard of). This isn't some trendy "Power Slave" era shirt like I saw Brittany wearing. This is the real deal underground stuff, the concerts BEFORE Maiden was MAIDEN! Tres chic!

You did the hard yards through the 90s with a mullet, a cheap denim jacket with Murders In The Rue Morgue patches, and no friends or sex life. You wore that studded fingerless leather glove in a straight way, putting up with the smell of dried in piss and sweat because the music meant something. And she coasts in and thinks SHE'S the shit? Stealing YOUR identity? Little bitch.

AND THERE WERE NO GIRLS AT THOSE CONCERTS!

Andy78 wrote:Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

He doesn't exist Gordon.

jgmack wrote:

Andy78 wrote:Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

He doesn't exist Gordon.

I can be found at one of many local gyms.

protobuilder wrote:Hi, I'm Miley Cyrus. I'm like, 20 years old, and was born a decade after Iron Maiden released their first album, but I found this cool Iron Maiden tour shirt at Hot Topic (sleeves pre-cut for you) and, like, it totally r0xxorx! And not only is it Maiden, but it's EARLY Maiden! It's from the KILLERS era, which, like, most of you probably don't even know about (I'm a HUGE fan of Paul Di'Anno, who you've probably never even heard of). This isn't some trendy "Power Slave" era shirt like I saw Brittany wearing. This is the real deal underground stuff, the concerts BEFORE Maiden was MAIDEN! Tres chic!

Calm down.

Although, it is sort of comforting to know that you read the entertainment section of the Huff Post.

Like any one of us wouldn't fuck her.

protobuilder wrote:

jgmack wrote:

Andy78 wrote:Somebody please track this proto cocksucker down and slap his face.

He doesn't exist Gordon.

I can be found at one of many local gyms.

Handing out towels?

MOAR PICS

I wanna fuck her face.

Terry B. wrote:Although, it is sort of comforting to know that you read the entertainment section of the Huff Post.

who ARE you??

Blaidd Drwg wrote:side boob is a concept lost on males born after 1987.

side boob was once all we had.

side boob is about possibility, change, hope....

Got Side Boob? would make an outstanding presidential platform as the Gen X and Y's reach their peak earning years.

And the unicorn; bottom boob.

bigpeach wrote: And the unicorn; bottom boob.

It's called underboob and there's probably a tumblr about it

but you're missing the point here!

Gorbachev wrote: You did the hard yards through the 90s with a mullet, a cheap denim jacket with Murders In The Rue Morgue patches, and no friends or sex life. You wore that studded fingerless leather glove in a straight way, putting up with the smell of dried in piss and sweat because the music meant something. And she coasts in and thinks SHE'S the shit? Stealing YOUR identity? Little bitch.

I think you're missing the point; proto IS Miley Cirus!!

protobuilder wrote:It's called underboob and there's probably a tumblr about it

but you're missing the point here!

I didn't find a tumblr, but I found the 50 hottest underboob photos of all time.

Turdacious wrote:MOAR PICS

What's with you suddenly pretending to be hetero?