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Cave Canem wrote:Nothing like a sense of "community"!

LI businesses sue gym for excessive noise from crashing and clanging weights


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/exer ... z1uUYU9hX2


What a bunch of clean-and-jerks.
Muscle-bound meatheads at a Long Island gym grunt and drop weights so loudly that it’s killing business for two shop owners next door, according to a new lawsuit.
The barber and financial-services adviser claim they’ve asked the owners of CrossFit King of the Beach to quiet down or install soundproofing — but the gym managers told them they don’t give a squat.
A third man, who lives in a second-story apartment in the same Long Beach building as the gym, says he can’t get a minute’s peace without feeling the earth move or hearing caveman grunts, court documents say.

The suit was filed by financial-services guru Joseph Hamlet — whose business shares a wall with the gym — as well as Top Hat Barbershop owner Mishoir Murdakhayev and the gym’s neighbor, Robert Moore.
“It sounds like an earthquake!” growled a source familiar with the lawsuit. “They don’t have to drop the heavy weights like that — it’s just some macho guy thing.
“They’re obnoxious and pay no attention when people complain, and have no respect for the other merchants here. These guys have run roughshod over the whole block.”
The three filers all declined to comment.
Named in the lawsuit are CrossFit owner Michael Abgarian, the gym’s chiropractor, Sean Pastuch, and building owner Isabella Realty LLC.
Filed April 20, the suit accuses the gym owners and managers of creating a dangerous condition and creating a “private nuisance,’’ harming the plaintiffs’ businesses and property.
“The noise and vibrations caused by [CrossFit] have caused excessive, unreasonable and illegal vibrations and noise,” the court papers state.
The documents also claim “outrageous conduct causing emotional distress.’’
The gym owners, too, declined to comment.
All three filers want the gym to quit with the loud noises and are seeking unspecified punitive damages.
“The women’s classes aren’t that bad,” said the source.
“It’s the men. They’ve been asked not to drop the weights. And they have told people, ‘F--k you.’ ”
A nearby beauty-salon owner, who has not joined the suit, said the vibrations from the dropped weights are so serious that they collapsed a cement walkway in front of her shop several weeks ago.
“It’s bad, it’s disturbing, the whole building shakes — people have their hair done and they come here to relax, but they can’t with this noise,” said Rachel Mirakova, 40, of Rachel’s Beauty Shop.
The first time she heard the weightlifting classes last fall, Mirakova thought a nearby building had collapsed.
She complained to the gym owners about the noise and was told: “This is our place — we can do what we want,” she said.
She described classes in which her shocked customers have almost been run over by groups of muscle-bound freaks who have run down the street holding weights on their heads as part of their exercise.

2 things.

1. Lots of Eastern bloc folks there it seems. That ought to be good...
2. "Muscle bound freaks"...LOL
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Or you could throw up from reading @FHQ's FB posts...
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powerlifter54 wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:Nothing like a sense of "community"!

LI businesses sue gym for excessive noise from crashing and clanging weights


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/exer ... z1uUYU9hX2


What a bunch of clean-and-jerks.
Muscle-bound meatheads at a Long Island gym grunt and drop weights so loudly that it’s killing business for two shop owners next door, according to a new lawsuit.
The barber and financial-services adviser claim they’ve asked the owners of CrossFit King of the Beach to quiet down or install soundproofing — but the gym managers told them they don’t give a squat.
A third man, who lives in a second-story apartment in the same Long Beach building as the gym, says he can’t get a minute’s peace without feeling the earth move or hearing caveman grunts, court documents say.

The suit was filed by financial-services guru Joseph Hamlet — whose business shares a wall with the gym — as well as Top Hat Barbershop owner Mishoir Murdakhayev and the gym’s neighbor, Robert Moore.
“It sounds like an earthquake!” growled a source familiar with the lawsuit. “They don’t have to drop the heavy weights like that — it’s just some macho guy thing.
“They’re obnoxious and pay no attention when people complain, and have no respect for the other merchants here. These guys have run roughshod over the whole block.”
The three filers all declined to comment.
Named in the lawsuit are CrossFit owner Michael Abgarian, the gym’s chiropractor, Sean Pastuch, and building owner Isabella Realty LLC.
Filed April 20, the suit accuses the gym owners and managers of creating a dangerous condition and creating a “private nuisance,’’ harming the plaintiffs’ businesses and property.
“The noise and vibrations caused by [CrossFit] have caused excessive, unreasonable and illegal vibrations and noise,” the court papers state.
The documents also claim “outrageous conduct causing emotional distress.’’
The gym owners, too, declined to comment.
All three filers want the gym to quit with the loud noises and are seeking unspecified punitive damages.
“The women’s classes aren’t that bad,” said the source.
“It’s the men. They’ve been asked not to drop the weights. And they have told people, ‘F--k you.’ ”
A nearby beauty-salon owner, who has not joined the suit, said the vibrations from the dropped weights are so serious that they collapsed a cement walkway in front of her shop several weeks ago.
“It’s bad, it’s disturbing, the whole building shakes — people have their hair done and they come here to relax, but they can’t with this noise,” said Rachel Mirakova, 40, of Rachel’s Beauty Shop.
The first time she heard the weightlifting classes last fall, Mirakova thought a nearby building had collapsed.
She complained to the gym owners about the noise and was told: “This is our place — we can do what we want,” she said.
She described classes in which her shocked customers have almost been run over by groups of muscle-bound freaks who have run down the street holding weights on their heads as part of their exercise.

2 things.

1. Lots of Eastern bloc folks there it seems. That ought to be good...
2. "Muscle bound freaks"...LOL
PL, that's how they roll in NY... Eastern bloc don't play

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Top that with the owner Mike Abgarian finished 120th in the 2011 open I don't think you want to fuck with these people

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This is going to start a CrossFit zoning regulation for some places...


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Does that mean he's the 120th fittest man in the world (as of 2011)?


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Hymen Asshole wrote:Top that with the owner Mike Abgarian finished 120th in the 2011 open I don't think you want to fuck with these people
he must be really good at wall balls!


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Hymen Asshole wrote:Top that with the owner Mike Abgarian finished 120th in the 2011 open I don't think you want to fuck with these people
If he made the games then I guess that means he doesnt follow mainpage programming

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BMack sez:
All movement is the same. If ur row sucks, ur pistols will suffer, and so will cleans. #spokenword case in point: @rich_froning WR was CLEAN
https://twitter.com/#!/iamunscared/stat ... 1981384704




This guy is so delusional.

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kreator wrote:BMack sez:
All movement is the same. If ur row sucks, ur pistols will suffer, and so will cleans. #spokenword case in point: @rich_froning WR was CLEAN
https://twitter.com/#!/iamunscared/stat ... 1981384704

This guy is so delusional.
I'm not too sure he'd know considering he's never finished any one of those.
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http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/video?id=86 ... id=8656630

This is getting some traction......
Sean Pastuch owns a physical therapy office next door and Is partners with the owner of the gym
"When everything is said and done we will talk to you guys but we would appreciate some privacy for our members while they try to get themselves into shape," Pastuch said.
Privacy for the members who run out the door and down the street?

Get themselves in shape? But...but...where is the professional Level 1 coaching?
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I have a client I strongly urged not lease to a crossfit facility who has now come back and outlined close to six figures in damages the tenant has caused to his building. From day one, the "box" is CF's most vulnerable point. You got one you don't like and want out of there? Zoning, Building and Fire codes are your friends. I have seen many of these CF boxes, only one of which was remotely compliant with basic occupancy limitations...I used to think I could make decent money getting them shut down but LA Fitness et al do not see them as a threat...and really they aren't. CF is a semi elastic fad that will morph, it's useless appendages are dropping day by day.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:...I used to think I could make decent money getting them shut down but LA Fitness et al do not see them as a threat...and really they aren't. CF is a semi elastic fad that will morph, it's useless appendages are dropping day by day.
You're such a sneaky whore. :goodman:
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:...I used to think I could make decent money getting them shut down but LA Fitness et al do not see them as a threat...and really they aren't. CF is a semi elastic fad that will morph, it's useless appendages are dropping day by day.
You're such a sneaky whore. :goodman:
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:...I used to think I could make decent money getting them shut down but LA Fitness et al do not see them as a threat...and really they aren't. CF is a semi elastic fad that will morph, it's useless appendages are dropping day by day.
You're such a sneaky whore. :goodman:
Guuuurrrl, you just don't know.
His trolling and cuntiness has been exsquisite lately as well.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:...I used to think I could make decent money getting them shut down but LA Fitness et al do not see them as a threat...and really they aren't. CF is a semi elastic fad that will morph, it's useless appendages are dropping day by day.
You're such a sneaky whore. :goodman:
Guuuurrrl, you just don't know.
His trolling and cuntiness has been exsquisite lately as well.
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3...2...1...SNATCH

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Jonny Canuck wrote:This has to be the best Reebok Gaymes picture ever.
Agreed! Completely bastardized lift directly in front of a REEBOK banner. Douchebag cheerleader on the far left. Bored guy in front of flowers. And the only person over 180 pounds is the woman lifting.
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Accusations of doctored times on the leaderboard for known @FHQ-favored people are popping up.


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They invented the goal posts. They can invent who goes through them first.
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The "Mike's Gym" shirt (as in Mike Burgener's OLY-specific gym) adds hilarity to the pictures for sure.

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nobody has mentioned the IGX photobomb at the bottom of the picture. Who is under that white hood?

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Some totally unwarranted haterizing here. The second pic is a perfect example of the Russian-style Olympic press, circa 1967. Note the knee bend and hip drive. Classic execution.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Some totally unwarranted haterizing here. The second pic is a perfect example of the Russian-style Olympic press, circa 1967. Note the knee bend and hip drive. Classic execution.

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Proto, I'm surprised at you.
Thanks WGM, I had no idea @fit was offering Russian Oly Lifting certifications.

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