Who the fuck drinks Bud Light Lime? Was that you EZ?

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Who the fuck drinks Bud Light Lime? Was that you EZ?

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I had one, exactly one last night at a ball game and it tasted like SHIT not that I've actually knowingly tasted shit but if I did I'm relatively certain it would taste like Bud Light Lime and dishwashing liquid. So you fucking own me 8 dollars. It was hot and I thought hey, somebody on IGx was talking about how awesome Bud Light Lime is so why not try it. Even my wife was like wtf? are you really gonna drink that shit? And so I punched her right in the cunt for even thinking she could question my judgement, especially in public. So now I have to admit to her I was wrong for punching her in the cunt since she was right. You see how difficult that is? I don't discriminate against any alcohol product but I am now totally against Bud Light Lime and anyone who would voluntarily drink a second one after having had one definitely has a screw loose and is not to be trusted.

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A punch in the cunt is considered a cunch. FYI

PLus, bud light anything sucks

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The Bud Light Lime's tastiness is optimal whilst performing strenuous labor and has performance boosting effects during strength and power based competition.


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Shapecharge wrote:...and I thought hey, somebody on IGx was talking about how awesome Bud Light Lime is...
Probably TImagerd told you via PM while maintaining they drink nothing but whiskey on-line. S/he's quite the transgender phoney, as you know.
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Ed Zachary wrote:The Bud Light Lime's tastiness is optimal whilst performing strenuous labor and has performance boosting effects during strength and power based competition.

here here...

I love that snizzz..
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I think you have to be delerious from heat stroke and throwing to enjoy it. Were you wearing a kilt? I hear that helps
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A waitress at a bar/grill place talked me into trying a bud light lime when the first came out

she said it was very popular

I took one drink and damn near spit it out

that shit is awful
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Agree with Proto. I strongly disagree with adding fruit to any beer.

Corona + Lime = fucking faggotry. Choose another beer.

Bud Light Lime = see above.
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Blade, EZ really? C'mon. I dig you guys but this is madness. I was so desperate to get rid of that taste I was gonna have my wife piss in my mouth despite her ongoing chlamydia, herpes, and other oozing sore issues but there were little kids in the area so I took the bullet on that one. There's really no reason for this product to be made.

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It's the white trash in them that let's them enjoy it. I have to admit that it's kinda like Gatorade when it's hot as fuck outside.


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Bud light lime is terrible but Bud light lime mojito is worse.
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Dunn wrote:It's the white trash in them that let's them enjoy it. I have to admit that it's kinda like Gatorade when it's hot as fuck outside.
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Not to worry Mrs. Shape I shall kiss it and make it better.

Now as far as Bud anything...

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Its a scent memory thing...kind of like how jello shots smell of sophmore pussy, BLL tastes like....victory
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Drink lime gatorade, fill said lime gatorade bottle with BLL. In the Texas heat, you'll be too delirious to know that the flavor has changed slightly. Suddenly you are happier and a lot more charming although it makes weight for distance a bit of a challenge. And yet, everyone pulled 500 that day.
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Thud wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:...and I thought hey, somebody on IGx was talking about how awesome Bud Light Lime is...
Probably TImagerd told you via PM while maintaining they drink nothing but whiskey on-line. S/he's quite the transgender phoney, as you know.
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fuck these newfangled drinks. i'm sticking with lemonade and sterno
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Bud Light Lime on a hot ass day while sitting on a patio after its been cooled in an ice tub for a few hours is damn refreshing... only under those circumstances though. Anyplace else and its a real beer.


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dead man walking wrote:fuck these newfangled drinks. i'm sticking with lemonade and sterno

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pink lemonade, pisswater beer and whatever the local cane liquor is goes real nice.......
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Quick story: a few years back, I flew to Dallas to watch the mighty NY Giants take down the Cowboys on their run to the Superbowl (the first one against the Pats, not this last one). I sat 7th row, end zone. Holy fuck, Cowboys fans at that game were a bunch of metrosexual douchebags. Anyway, many of them where wearing white, wool gloves on one hand, ala The King of Pop. I asked a couple of these faggots why they wear wearing one winter glove on their hand in a hot, Dallas stadium. The answer? To keep their hand from getting cold from holding the beer. Bud fucking light lime drinkers all the way, I'm sure of it. You can't make this shit up, lie-men.

Now those big ass cans of Bud Clamato are the bomb at 9AM with a hangover, but I heartily recommend a 50/50 blend of Shiner Bock and a spicy Bloody Mary mix over BudClam.

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BL Lime is delicious after a 3 hour run when I've lost 5 lbs of sweat.

Besides that it sucks.

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There's party beer, lawn mowing beer, dinner eating beer, and stroke your goatee while being elitist about microbrew beer.
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Now that we all know what the Gorilla looks like I always get that creepy feeling like someone is watching me take a shower when I read his posts...not that there's anything wrong with that.

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