The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
How about this:
Get the fuck off of a course used to train real warriors no self important pussies!
Stay away from my base, my course and most of all my Marines.
Get the fuck off of a course used to train real warriors no self important pussies!
Stay away from my base, my course and most of all my Marines.
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Re: The couch thread
Castro's stupidity is showing. The broad jump (post-triathlon and obstacle course) has already been canceled, probably because they saw the damage that a 2-hour triathlon does to a trisport virgin. Their brilliance in adding fins resulted in:
More lulz are sure to ensue, all due to the brilliance of starting non-triathletes off with a triathlon. A triathlon that wasn't even streamed live.
The medicine-ball-on-GHD-situp weights for distance throws (for time!) has already been halved, from 8# originally down to 4# for the men. I'm guessing they had some guys do some practice throws and had to do something to save the appearance for TV.Her calves were cramping badly, something many athletes reported.
More lulz are sure to ensue, all due to the brilliance of starting non-triathletes off with a triathlon. A triathlon that wasn't even streamed live.
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Lulz.
What's telling is that when a Crossfit dies, whether from exercise induced issues or from other health issues, the IGx Couch thread community expresses their condolences for the family and friends of said Crossfitter, whereas HQ doesn't say a fucking thing or says "Pah! Pussies!"
What's telling is that when a Crossfit dies, whether from exercise induced issues or from other health issues, the IGx Couch thread community expresses their condolences for the family and friends of said Crossfitter, whereas HQ doesn't say a fucking thing or says "Pah! Pussies!"
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Re: The couch thread
Only one fuck? Must have been an officer.tough old man wrote:How about this:
Get the fuck off of a course used to train real warriors no self important pussies!
Stay away from my base, my course and most of all my Marines.
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Its getting so stupid Reebok has to be shaking their heads, and that company has done some stupid shit in the past...What a duck says wrote:Castro's stupidity is showing. The broad jump (post-triathlon and obstacle course) has already been canceled, probably because they saw the damage that a 2-hour triathlon does to a trisport virgin. Their brilliance in adding fins resulted in:The medicine-ball-on-GHD-situp weights for distance throws (for time!) has already been halved, from 8# originally down to 4# for the men. I'm guessing they had some guys do some practice throws and had to do something to save the appearance for TV.Her calves were cramping badly, something many athletes reported.
More lulz are sure to ensue, all due to the brilliance of starting non-triathletes off with a triathlon. A triathlon that wasn't even streamed live.
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That dipshit Castro should try it...If he can't do it, red blooded example of a former American fighting man that he is, then maybe they should attempt to modify it before starting.
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If he's a fighting man, no wonder the terrorists aren't afraid of us....Shafpocalypse Now wrote:That dipshit Castro should try it...If he can't do it, red blooded example of a former American fighting man that he is, then maybe they should attempt to modify it before starting.
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A bit silly to skip the rope climb on the o-course.It isn`t that long a climb that it should impact the fittest and most elitee`s ability to do cheating muscle ups later.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Any ideas where the gaymes can be viewed online, for free? Its, um, for a friend.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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http://bit.ly/NjvVDschi wrote:Any ideas where the gaymes can be viewed online, for free? Its, um, for a friend.
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Gaymes Injuries Documentation:
Orlando Trejo, hurt ankle on the run to the water
Scott Panchik, ? already removed from the scoreboard yet they had a picture of him right behind the top guys in the triathlon, injury assumed, more lulz about @F helping to fix injuries caused by @F:

Orlando Trejo, hurt ankle on the run to the water
Scott Panchik, ? already removed from the scoreboard yet they had a picture of him right behind the top guys in the triathlon, injury assumed, more lulz about @F helping to fix injuries caused by @F:
1 announcer, wrist:His father had completed the Level 1 Seminar and beat him on their first workout. “Ever since that first workout, I loved it,” Panchik says. “I loved not knowing what the workout was going to be the next day.” CrossFit quickly became a healing regimen for the entire Panchik family. Panchik had knee surgery and his doctor limited his exercise. He was limited to bodyweight movements, which may have been beneficial to his 12.1 performance.

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Re: The couch thread
They probably canceled the broad jump for the same reason as halving the medicine ball. Results were so pathetic Crossfit HQ didn't want to embarrass themselves.What a duck says wrote:Castro's stupidity is showing. The broad jump (post-triathlon and obstacle course) has already been canceled, probably because they saw the damage that a 2-hour triathlon does to a trisport virgin. Their brilliance in adding fins resulted in:The medicine-ball-on-GHD-situp weights for distance throws (for time!) has already been halved, from 8# originally down to 4# for the men. I'm guessing they had some guys do some practice throws and had to do something to save the appearance for TV.Her calves were cramping badly, something many athletes reported.
More lulz are sure to ensue, all due to the brilliance of starting non-triathletes off with a triathlon. A triathlon that wasn't even streamed live.
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On further reflection on the symbolism used in the Gaymes logo on the pic above, being that Reebok is the top name in red with a red border emanating from it all around the "@F Gaymes", does this not imply that Reebok pretty much owns everything within the red border?
Cults are really into symbolism, ya know.
Cults are really into symbolism, ya know.
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The Reebok Gaymes website is just so rich with material right now...so in addition to liberally dropping F-bombs in their videos to look HARDKORE, they have now stooped to printing them as well...a move I'm sure Reebok/Adidas will greatly appreciate.
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Re: The couch thread
I must have been elitee as f....k when I was a kid.We used to ride our bikes 10 kilometers to the obstacle course,play around on the obstacles,ride our
bikes home and then play something else outside.And we didn`t know what we would be playing the next day either!
bikes home and then play something else outside.And we didn`t know what we would be playing the next day either!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Dontcha know ..... Elite fitness is profane as fuck.
If you don't swear enough, the soccer moms will think you are a pussy.
If you don't swear enough, the soccer moms will think you are a pussy.
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So,more profanity will up my eliteness?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Whoa. I haven't even gotten through this thing fully yet...but couch, here is an example of a BAD affiliate.
Downtown L.A. CrossFit Gym Debases Homeless Neighbors in Photos, Facebook Posts
A previous article on this douchebag Teasdale from Beastmodaldomains (RIP):
http://beastmodaldomains.com/2012/02/01 ... y-roundup/
Apparently there may be more articles coming out soon...
Downtown L.A. CrossFit Gym Debases Homeless Neighbors in Photos, Facebook Posts

That was just page 1 of 9 in the article.This photo, originally posted on CrossFit Mean Streets' Facebook page, shows members of the gym, including owner Ronnie Teasdale and owners of two other local CrossFit gyms, posing with a passed-out homeless man.
When the CrossFit Games arrive at the Home Depot Center in Carson on July 13, they'll bring with them a flood of heavily muscled, extremely intense athletes hoping to win a $250,000 prize courtesy of CrossFit's big-name sponsors, such as Reebok and GNC. They'll be immortalized on the website of the CrossFit Games, filled with pictures of incredibly buff men and women squatting, running and jumping.
But not far from the glitz of the ESPN-televised games, on the downtown streets, one local CrossFit affiliate has been taking photos of a different sort.
The photos depict members of CrossFit Mean Streets, a gym located on the edge of Skid Row at 265 S. Main St., engaged in mockery and humiliation of troubled local denizens, some of whom had passed out on the sidewalks.
It's a sharp contrast to the morals and ethics CrossFit claims to espouse.
CrossFit Mean Streets bills itself as "the premier strength and conditioning facility in downtown Los Angeles" on its website. However, the conduct of Mean Streets owner Ronnie Teasdale and some of its clientele, exhibited on its website and Teasdale's Facebook profile, shows a pattern of using the homeless and substance abusers as a source of amusement.
In one photo published on his website and Facebook, Teasdale grins and poses with Wayne Willette, owner of CrossFit CrownTown in Corona, and several other CrossFitters as they happily pose over an unconscious man slumped in front of Teasdale's truck. Aris Gregorian, a coach at CrossFit Crown City in Pasadena, holds a CrossFit shirt above the downed man.
One shot from Teasdale's Facebook page implies that the highly fit bunch had brief contact with, but did not help, the unconscious person: Somebody has laid a CrossFit shirt across his back.
Another shows a different unconscious man sprawled on a sidewalk with a CrossFit shirt draped over his body. The photo caption mocks "free gift."
It is not known whether CrossFit members tried to verify if these men needed medical help.
Queried by L.A. Weekly, Teasdale quickly apologized. "I would like to be the first to say that those posts were inappropriate and did not highlight the best aspects of our gym or the CrossFit community," he said. "I am removing all of the questionable content from Facebook and my website."
He did so, adding, "We are also in the larger process of changing the image of our gym as a whole."
Numerous incidents and photographs -- now all removed from the Internet -- paint a worrying picture of the attitudes at CrossFit Mean Streets toward their immediate neighborhood's mentally ill, homeless and addict population.
A previous article on this douchebag Teasdale from Beastmodaldomains (RIP):
http://beastmodaldomains.com/2012/02/01 ... y-roundup/
Apparently there may be more articles coming out soon...
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Re: The couch thread
Hahahaha
Stay classy @fit.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012 ... ctures.php
Damn Quack beat me to it.
Stay classy @fit.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012 ... ctures.php
Damn Quack beat me to it.
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I got people. :-"Ed Zachary wrote:Hahahaha
Stay classy @fit.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012 ... ctures.php
Damn Quack beat me to it.
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They make fun of the homeless and those looking for work. Ok.What a duck says wrote:I got people. :-"Ed Zachary wrote:Hahahaha
Stay classy @fit.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012 ... ctures.php
Damn Quack beat me to it.

Yet Andrea Agar is the one commenting in the photo. Interesting.
She's got some serious begging to do: http://www.indiegogo.com/ProjectAgerBomb
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What a bunch of fucking morons.
It's a fucking gym, you cocksuckers, you exercise together.
The shotgun, "raining elbows", beating up a street artist -you're not a fucking gang. No matter how badly you want to be seen as one.
All these fuckers need now is a 1%'er workout shirt and the circle would be complete.
Oh, wait.
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It's a fucking gym, you cocksuckers, you exercise together.
The shotgun, "raining elbows", beating up a street artist -you're not a fucking gang. No matter how badly you want to be seen as one.
All these fuckers need now is a 1%'er workout shirt and the circle would be complete.
Oh, wait.
ಠ_ಠ
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fucking hate it when athletes (or exercisers) call themselves warriors. No, you punch people in the mouth for a living or do pull-ups as a hobby. Go fuck yourselves.Get the fuck off of a course used to train real warriors no self important pussies!
almost as much as "warfighter" terminology that was bad enough as applied to actual soldiers but has spread to mall ninjas and Officer Friendlies of late.
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Yeah, that shit annoys me, too.
"In the trenches"
"Boots on the ground"
"It's life or death"
Etc., etc. -it's not war, and it's not killing. It's exercise.
"In the trenches"
"Boots on the ground"
"It's life or death"
Etc., etc. -it's not war, and it's not killing. It's exercise.
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Re: The couch thread
Page 2 is even better, with Saran and Lisbeth showing their true colors, and Wolf and Sheaffer getting their opportunity to poke the beast:
Reebok is going to love this, Adidas even moreso.

This photo shows another passed-out man, who's been covered in a CrossFit T-shirt before being photographed. The photo was also posted to the gym's Facebook page.
One photo on Teasdale's Facebook page, for example, depicted a man in ragged clothes lifting a strongman's Atlas stone. He mistakenly bent from the waist, which can cause serious injury.
A caption makes fun of the unemployed man and implies that nobody warned him: "This guy came in looking for work ... said he was stronger than all of us and could unload a whole truck of concrete bags ... so logically we had to test it out and have him lift a concrete ball. ... His form is perfect."
One blurry photo on Teasdale's Facebook page showed what looked like a man cradling an injured woman, with nobody trying to help. The caption said the intoxicated couple wandered into the gym, then she climbed on the pull-up bars, fell and -- Teasdale says -- broke her arm, "snapping it in half."
Other photos hint at altercations between buff CrossFitters and the often mentally wrecked, vulnerable residents. An overarching desensitized attitude -- a sort of twisted machismo -- comes through.
While Teasdale seemed genuinely remorseful and willing to make changes, CrossFit's corporate headquarters took a different position. Told about the photos, spokeswoman Lisbeth Darsh referred the matter to the Los Angeles Police Department and had no comment on whether CrossFit planned to take any action.
Officers working under LAPD Sgt. Deon Joseph say that, while the photos are disturbing, no crimes seem to have been committed.
CrossFit's legal counsel, Dale Saran, told the Weekly: "You framed this as if CrossFit is somehow responsible for what Ronnie Teasdale or anyone in those pictures is alleged to have done. If a United Airlines pilot goes off and does something wrong, it's on him -- not all of United Airlines ... unless what he did is the direct result of a UA policy or procedure.
"I don't suppose that you're claiming that CrossFit has a policy or predilection against the homeless -- no responsible journalist or person could -- and so I don't expect an article that reflects that."
Saran says CrossFit is not responsible for policing its affiliates: "We do not have franchisees -- we have licensees."
But Philadelphia gym owner John Sheaffer, whose Greyskull Barbell Club once was affiliated with CrossFit, says the company has grown so rapidly that it failed to enforce quality control. With more than 4,000 affiliates now, "from a business standpoint," Sheaffer says, "it wouldn't have been very lucrative for them to try and enforce any kind of quality control."
Each new gym affiliate pays a hefty licensing fee. One reason outspoken critic Sheaffer left was because he viewed many new gyms as subpar. Sheaffer says he spoke with Robb Wolf, author of the New York Times best-seller The Paleo Diet Solution, about his travels to many CrossFit affiliates. "One in 10 was decent at that point," Sheaffer says. "One in 10 was something I wasn't embarrassed to be associated with."
Speaking from his home in Northern California, Wolf says his gym was the fourth to open, but in 2009 he was booted out of the organization. According to Wolf, "CrossFit HQ has a history of kicking out and de-affiliating people ... for simply requesting some level of quality control."
He wasn't surprised by the attitude of some members of CrossFit Mean Streets in downtown L.A. "I think a lot of the problem is the culture itself," Wolf says. "That really is the problem, and it's a top-down sort of arrogance that creates bad behavior. There's never a structure where decency and morality are part of the ethos."
Sheaffer was equally blunt, saying, "It does not surprise me in the least. ... Some of the CrossFit T-shirts I would see were just appalling. ... It's not, you know, you have a few bad eggs. ... I really do feel like it's an organizational-culture thing with CrossFit that breeds that type of asshole."
Earlier this year, CrossFit's headquarters released a poster for a charity event, CrossFit for Hope, to benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tenn. The unsettling poster art offended many critics.
It depicted a sexy nurse pulling a string of small wagons filled with sick, emaciated children. At first CrossFit spokesman Russell Berger wrote on a Facebook thread, "I ask myself, 'What is actually offensive about this poster?' "
The poster was pulled after the outcry grew. Wolf says there wasn't "even a slight kind of mea culpa, an 'OK, we messed up.' "
During a series of 10 emails between the Weekly, Darsh, Saran and other departments at CrossFit and Reebok, and during multiple phone calls between the Weekly and CrossFit, no one asked to see the photos of L.A.'s homeless being humiliated.
Keep reading to see more photos and posts from the gym's Facebook page.

This photo, posted on CrossFit Mean Streets' Facebook page by gym owner Ronnie Teasdale, supposedly shows a gym member brandishing a gun "mid-workout in response to someone" at a nearby bar.

This photo was also posted on Facebook by CrossFit Mean Streets' owner Ronnie Teasdale. It claims that "elbows and knees rained on" an Occupy L.A. protestor who broke into the gym. Teasdale quips, "Don't want self-incriminate an assult [sic] charge." One friend of the gym replies, "Awesome."

In another Facebook posting, gym owner Teasdale writes that a vagrant came by the gym looking for work. Gym members told him to lift a concrete ball used in workouts. Bending from the waist can cause serious injury, yet, in this photo, Teasdale mocks, "His form is perfect." One friend responds, "LOL what a dumb fuck."

In this posting, gym owner Teasdale describes how a drunk woman came into the gym, tried to use its pull-up bar, and broke her arm -- "snapping it in half."

In this posting Teasdale boasts about beating up a street artist. He says the artist "had two wallballs thrown at his head and then physically thrown onto [the] sidewalk."

With its depiction of a sexy nurse pulling a wagon of emaciated children, this poster from CrossFit headquarters offended some critics.

Do you have something that you think should be forwarded to the author of this article? Well, here's the link (there's an email button on the page: http://blogs.laweekly.com/author.php?author_id=3764This photo depicts yet another passed-out man, covered with a CrossFit T-shirt before being photographed and mocked on Facebook.
Reebok is going to love this, Adidas even moreso.