The couch thread

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:31 pm

Jesus fucking Christ

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:54 pm

Is this the "cream rising to the top" I've heard so much about in @fit?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:56 pm

Hahahahaha

This is why I love @fit.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:08 pm

This is AWESOME. I love seeing insensitive pieces of shit like this in CrossFit. Even better when they don't kick him out. Goes with HQ's rah rah right wing shit.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:13 pm

Damn! That's a crazy ass place to train.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:15 pm

It's unreal that Saran handled it that way.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:23 pm

everything i read about Saran makes me wonder if he's a jailhouse lawyer or perhaps has been disbarred.

Disbarred...Now there's a project.

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:24 pm

Legal counsel for Crossfit HQ is now replying in the comments of the article saying the author is a liar. Professional as always.

Can't wait to see those emails!

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:31 pm

From the article comments:

What if for 365 days a year this guy has pissed on the gyms door. Comes in at 3pm to disrupt class and make rude comments.

Wasn't T200 going to do this?

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:40 pm

Every comment here that is a complaint is probably by some tree-hugging beta. Who cares. The owner of that gym is a better human being than all you combined.

Stop getting your panties in a wad. How about we transfer all those dope addicts, degenerates, and what not to your residence/business and let them puke, shit, come in your house unannounced, piss on your doorstep, etc. For a week straight.

You are all fat, out of shape, and probably work as the assistant to the assistant manager at staples. go home.

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:14 pm

Those guys need to show more compassion. Next time they should imagine every drunken alcoholic passed out in a pile of vomit on their doorstep is their beloved Couch.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:04 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:everything i read about Saran makes me wonder if he's a jailhouse lawyer or perhaps has been disbarred.

Disbarred...Now there's a project.

He kept getting DNF'ed chasing ambulances.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:07 pm

Makes me want to go to LA, act like a bum, invade his gym, wait for him to get tough, and beat him worse than any bumfight video

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:15 pm

Jay wrote:Makes me want to go to LA, act like a bum, invade his gym, wait for him to get tough, and beat him worse than any bumfight video

Never work. Cunts like that only prey on the weak.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:20 pm

I've never met Ronnie Teasdale. As an athlete/coach/gym owner, he has a pretty impressive resume. He owns CrossFit Mean Streets in downtown Los Angeles. He has a very "in your face" attitude. Someone told me one of CrossFit Mean Streets t-shirts says something similar to "I'll shoot you in the face!" I guess when you post pictures of drunk bums passed out in a gutter in front of your gym, you might as well play up the rough part of town aspect......

This video has been floating around on Facebook lately. This incident took place at the Orange County Throwdown, one of the biggest CrossFit competitions in the country outside the CrossFit Games. In the video, Teasdale gets pissed at a judge because she is telling him that he can't start his next clean on a bounce. At one point Teasdale pushes her out of the way and throws his bar toward her. You can watch for yourself (fast forward to 4:00):

http://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/cro ... index.html

Comment from the video:

after the wod he storms out of the arena. on his way out he pushes me out of his way. i wouldnt normally care but i was carrying my 18month year old baby boy. good athlete, terrible sportsman. anti-crossfit spirit. hope he never makes it to the games. i feel sorry for his clients and the team he trains. boo ronnie.

MrDANNYLAU88 5 months ago

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:26 pm

On one hand...xf mean streets is my affiliate. But Teasdale acting like a bitch cunt baby in that vid negates the lull

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:27 pm

Kudos for Castro for talking shit to Saran. That's kinda funny

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:43 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Kudos for Castro for talking shit to Saran. That's kinda funny

Doubt that's actually Castro. Commenter under the same name makes insulting comments about Castro.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:55 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:On one hand...xf mean streets is my affiliate.

I don't understand what you mean here.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:28 pm

Well, it's easy to be a tough fighter dude and push people around when you aren't pushing around other tough fighter dudes.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:28 pm

Jay wrote:Makes me want to go to LA, act like a bum, invade his gym, wait for him to get tough, and beat him worse than any bumfight video

I would watch this video.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:35 pm

luls

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:06 pm

As if the Project AgerBomb wasn't obnoxious enough...it appears that Ager and top-@F-douchebag-outside-of-@FHQ-Teasdale are together...no word on which one is the bottom though.

They went on Fear Factor together...and in true @F form, when competing outside of a @F event, they lost.

http://www.nbc.com/fear-factor/video/bl ... rs/1408855

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:22 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:luls

I love Barry. Always good for a what the fuck.

Unless that's one of you assholes haha

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:25 pm

http://crosstardnation.tumblr.com/ needs your submissions, juicy qoutes et al.

IGX

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