what comedian has had the best overall career? (now NSFW!)

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:13 pm

I have scar tissue on the roof of my mouth from Cap'n Crunch

dingleberry · Post by **dingleberry** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:14 pm

tough old man wrote:Lucky Charms and George Carlin. But King Vitamin cereal was good too.

I second these choices with the exception of the King Vitamin (I don't know what the hell that is)

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:17 pm

baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:And why has cinnamon toast crunch not been mentioned yet?
Because it fucking sucks?
shut up
Sorry. I had some blueberries and they make me act like an asshole.
It's cool bro. This is an inspired thread and things get away from all of us. Just don't eat any vegetables or all hell may break loose.

Good call from TOM on George Carlin.

I thought Mitch Hedberg had a shot to do something special until he overdosed.

I thought Carlin was a philosopher. I'd rate him above comedian.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:18 pm

baffled wrote:I thought Mitch Hedberg had a shot to do something special until he overdosed.

WHAT

he's dead?

i think he's hilarious and have been hoping he'd show up in my town someday

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:59 pm

Yup, for a couple years now.

I would also like to pitch a Jursassic Park Crunch, out of principle.

And Mini Swirlz were a sugar rush like a motherfucker if I remember right.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:34 pm

what ate theez new jack cerealz?

i need to get back in the game

Holy Cow · Post by **Holy Cow** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:12 pm

Cereal with the power of Pop Rocks

Thatcher II · Post by **Thatcher II** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:39 pm

Alpen and Dave Allen you homos.

And we all had that that 4am drive home experience. Me? I'd inhaled 36 Mr Kipling's and they found me dipping chicken in a vat of marmalade. Rich pricks.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:42 pm

I see....your hatred of the bourgeoisie revealed in its infancy.

Is marmalade good on chicken?

the fearless freep · Post by **the fearless freep** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:43 pm

I once mawed down an entire box of Booberry. The next shit I took was, wait for it... fucking blue. True story.

Oh, and, Chelsea Peretti.

SAR · Post by **SAR** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:53 pm

George carlin

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:54 pm

Post pix of diving dude.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:55 pm

A one-cup serving of Honey Smacks packs more sugar than a Hostess Twinkie

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-100 ... =page;next

Also...look at this butt.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:58 pm

baffled wrote:Fuck you and fuck this thread.

No originality here whatsoever - this could be posted in every thread he starts.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:16 pm

no contest

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:18 pm

closely followed by wild bill hickock's favorite

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:32 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Remember that first sleepover at the rich kid's house where you demolished an entire box of fruit loops in the wee hours of the morning? They call your parents, the 4 AM ride of shame? The roof of your mouth throbbing and raw. Your innocene lost, you weren't like those prep school fucks who had palate callouses built up from a life of Kellogs easy living.

But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:44 pm

syaigh wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Remember that first sleepover at the rich kid's house where you demolished an entire box of fruit loops in the wee hours of the morning? They call your parents, the 4 AM ride of shame? The roof of your mouth throbbing and raw. Your innocene lost, you weren't like those prep school fucks who had palate callouses built up from a life of Kellogs easy living.
But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

that's like eating lava rocks..Most Impressive.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:44 pm

syaigh wrote:
But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

Ah fuck! Now I have to make rice crispie treats.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:49 pm

I'm sorry, but it's either Count Chocula or George Carlin.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:55 pm

You young fucks don't remember this I bet...

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:03 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:I'm sorry, but it's either Count Chocula or George Carlin.

I was thinking along these lines. Froot Loops is up there too.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:16 am

dead man walking wrote:no contest

Game....Set....Match

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:18 am

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:24 am

BucketHead wrote:I have scar tissue on the roof of my mouth from Cap'n Crunch

Me too. And milk is no help.

Apparently you can crush it up and use it to bread fried chicken. Haven't tried it yet.

IGX

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