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UFC 151 is cancelled b/c Henderson fucked up his knee and Jones refused to fight his replacement, The People's Champion, Chael P. Sonnen.

This is apparently the first time a Champion has refused to fight a replacement. It also comes on the heels of Jones publically stating he didn't want to fight Machida b/c the PPV numbers of their first fight were too low and he "wouldn't make any money" on the rematch.

The balls on this kid!

So Chael P. Sonnen says he'll step in right now, with 8 days notice, to fight Jones...he even says he'll GIVE JONES HIS PURSE if Jones will take the fight....and Jones refuses. Jones's trainer, Greg "Mr. Conservative" Jackson said it wouldn't be "smart" to fight Sonnen without an entire camp to get ready.

That's funny because a week or two ago, Jones said he'd easily crush Sonnen. Now he needs several months to specifically prepare for him?

EVERYONE thinks Jones will smash Sonnen easily. Why not just take the damn fight, smash Sonnen, get paid, and set up a huge rematch down the road????

Instead teh whole event is cancelled. I"m sure the fighters on the undercard are thrilled at losing their paycheck b/c Jonny Bones Jones won't fight a middleweight.
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add Jon Jones to the list of Greg Jackson fighters that are total bitches

GSP: I can't finish anybody b/c I don't want to risk losing by making a mistake! It will take me 3 and a half years to rehab my sprained knee! Wattup Under Armor!!

Condit: I don't want to fight NIck Diaz! I want to run around a whole bunch and land weak shots to run up the scorecard! And I also don't want to defend my "interim" welterweight belt b/c I might lose! (making the whole point of an interim title irrelevant)

Clay Guida: I used to be exciting but I figured it'd be better to just run around and make Gray Maynard tired and win on the cards! Oh wait, judges in New Jersey aren't having that shit. Now I'm just a fighter with a losing record that used to be exciting.

FUCKING GREG JACKSON!
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Jones is digging his own grave. DFW will punish.
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protobuilder wrote:So Chael P. Sonnen says he'll step in right now, with 8 days notice, to fight Jones...he even says he'll GIVE JONES HIS PURSE if Jones will take the fight....and Jones refuses.
Bones hasn't taken nearly enough blows to the head to believe Sonnen.
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I don't really see what he has to gain by fighting chael, a 185'er moving up a weight class, who got ko'd in his last fight.

Not a good look, but probably smart business. And also precisely the problem with combat sports in general these days.
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Is this thread about the daycare fight club that's all over the news?


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Fat Cat wrote:TITS

Huh?


Oh Right...


Jesus Jones is dumb. He's a legit phenom. I can see Dana having a headplosion over this shit fairly soon and just buying every washed up Strikeforce fighter he can find to flood the divisions..Team Quest is getting too long in the tooth to support the UFC.


We can talk about career moves all day, reality is, in the Game of Life, you're just as likely to crash your car and never fight again as have "bad numbers" or a low payday. Gather ye rosebuds ma'fuckas.
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baffled wrote:I don't really see what he has to gain by fighting chael, a 185'er moving up a weight class, who got ko'd in his last fight.

Not a good look, but probably smart business. And also precisely the problem with combat sports in general these days.
He just lost a bunch of fans and pissed off a lot of people. Not 'smart business.'

And if he'd easily steamroll Chael, why not just go out and do it? By turning it down, he looks scared or arrogant, not savvy.

Joe Lauzon's thoughts:
Not only has this screwed over all the fans that bought tickets, non refundable airfare, took off work, made arrangements, etc... but think of all the fighters. Fighters that put in full camps, flew people in that helped them trains, etc. By the time I am actually fight, I spend close to 20k between corners, flights, expenses, coaches, etc... and then to have the whole show cancelled because ONE guy didn't want to fight. This ONE guy that had trained an entire camp, who was the CHAMP and at the top of his weight class, who was going to fight someone who didn't do the camp, and was fighting UP a weight class.
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The problem is, you've got this Greg Jackson mentality soaking into MMA, where you don't do ANYTHING risky even if it pisses everyone off, makes you look like a bitch, etc.

What's the WORST that could have happened here--Jones gets smoked by Sonnen? Number 1, that would NOT happen. Number 2, if it DID happen, imagine the build up to the rematch! Jones would go back and smash a few other guys again (which he's already easily done) and then fight Sonnen to get his belt back. Everyone loves the underdog, a champion who loses his belt and scrambles back up the ladder to get it back. AND against someone like Chael who is deeply loved and deeply hated by an equal number of people. Hero vs. Heel. Classic.

Instead, Jackson thinks Jones needs a "full fight camp" to fight a mouthy middleweight who has lost his last few fights.

Now we'll be seeing a new Hero vs. Heel, but Jones is no longer the Hero.

Chael's stock just shot up.
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Fuck Jon Jones, Fuck Greg Jackson, and fuck cancelling the entire event.

Should have scrapped the main fight, put it up for a free TV event and added another prelim or two, so the fighters who prepped could at least get paid, as Lauzon said.

Good on Sonnen for offering to step up and put on a show.

Did I mention FUCK JON JONES?
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if it DID happen, imagine the build up to the rematch!
Exactly. If Sonnen came in, made a huge spectacle and won it would add a fucking insane plot line to the division(s).
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Jones is a fucking tool who's bought into his own myth.
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Rogan's comedy event there is cancelled, too, because the UFC event is cancelled. More full refunds because of Jones.

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oh the shit Chael is gonna talk....
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He's lucky you gays don't kick his ass.
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Chael Sonnen is the Jack Dempsey of the modern age…anytime, anyone, anywhere.

Jon Jones is just another hyper-athletic nigger who is now on coast mode. He’s got everything he wants in the world right now…a fast car, a little money, and some toothy white blonde to have his half-a-nigger sprogs. Dana White should fire this coon on general principle. Toughest sport in the world? Not if it’s full of primadonnas who duck fights. This may be the nail in my MMA coffin. I’ve rapidly lost interest over the last year, and now some stupid bullshit like this.

About 99% sure now that this jig is on the downlow.

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Gorbachev wrote:He's lucky you gays don't kick his ass.
No, I'm lucky that your mom takes it ass to mouth.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Gorbachev wrote:He's lucky you gays don't kick his ass.
No, I'm lucky that your mom takes it ass to mouth.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Gorbachev wrote:He's lucky you gays don't kick his ass.
No, I'm lucky that your mom takes it ass to mouth.
That was my dad, you disgusting faggot.
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Threads like this are why we can't have nice friends.

Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
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baffled wrote:Threads like this are why we can't have nice friends.

Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
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baffled wrote:Threads like this are why we can't have nice friends.

Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?

Middle aged white women...a lot of them.
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baffled wrote:Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
My guess...finally had that complete and total breakdown that he seemed ever on the verge of, or a Craigslist hook up gone terribly wrong.


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protobuilder wrote:
baffled wrote:Threads like this are why we can't have nice friends.

Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
baffled wrote:Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
My guess...finally had that complete and total breakdown that he seemed ever on the verge of, or a Craigslist hook up gone terribly wrong.
Naaaahh...as a part time nigger lover I can tell you he's safe and sound. Had beers with him a while back.

Gorby, Jon Jones could be the second coming of Fedor, but apparently he's too much of a bitch cunt whore to fight when it's time. Some blame goes to Dana for giving him Machida on 9/22...JJ should have been punished and given nothing until February...Don't want to fight? fine..Park your dead ass until we're ready for you.
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