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Which reminds me, what ever happened to Gary?
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Or maybe his favorite scene from a comedy?
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Dana should tell Jones that for his next fight he's either fighting Overeem or he's being cut.


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Yeah, he'll just cash out on the most marketable fighter ever. That's likely.

Jones probably should have taken the fight, but the anger at him is out of proportion (aside from people who lost money in the deal). It's Dana's fault the rest of the card was too pathetic to even put on free TV. I was going to pay for UFC 151, but I wasn't happy about getting the UFC equivalent of a Pacquiao/Mayweather card (one real event, whole bunch of shit no one cares about).


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He is in no way shape of form their most marketable guy Ever. He's their best fighter but supremely lame as a marketing figure. Ugly fuckers like Lesnar, Ortiz and Couture beat the living shit out of him from a marketing perspective. Furthermore, taking money out the fans pockets who were banking on traveling to this show? Unconscionable.


He's a talented fighter, no doubt, but he's going to be the heel for a long time on this one. I hope Machida gets extremely lucky.
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milosz wrote:Yeah, he'll just cash out on the most marketable fighter ever. That's likely.
Really? Cuz people are plopping down big money to watch Jon Jones play it safe for 5 rounds and throw a few elbows from half-guard. Where can I sign up my credit card info?! And Jones is gonna turn down fighting Overeem to go fight in the Japanese bush leagues, right?

The fact is, Jones isn't nearly the draw you make him out to be. Even Brock Lesnar announcing he's coming back to the UFC would blow Jones' PPV numbers out of the water. Not to mention guys like Anderson Silva. Compare Anderson Silva's performance against Forrest Griffin to Jon Jones' performance against Rampage. Most people would much rather pay for 3 minutes of total lopsided domination than they would to watch 5 rounds of Jones ducking guys for the decision.

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Some blame goes to Dana for giving him Machida on 9/22...JJ should have been punished and given nothing until February...Don't want to fight? fine..Park your dead ass until we're ready for you.
Yep. Machida just fought. Let Jones wait.
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Barnett is killing Jones on twitter, to my enjoyment.

Also, the most interesting comment so far, Daniel Cormier said he wouldn't be surprised if his first UFC fight is to drop down to 205 and kick Jones's ass! THAT would be a good matchup.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:He is in no way shape of form their most marketable guy Ever. He's their best fighter but supremely lame as a marketing figure. Ugly fuckers like Lesnar, Ortiz and Couture beat the living shit out of him from a marketing perspective. Furthermore, taking money out the fans pockets who were banking on traveling to this show? Unconscionable.
He's got 15 years to go in the sport. Those three combined have zero. Barring catastrophe, the UFC only gets bigger and bigger for quite a while - a young American champion (hell, a young black American champion) who has a chance to dominate is a better marketing opportunity than Couture or Ortiz were (simply because of the size of the UFC in their heyday), Lesnar remains a fluke for bringing in WWE knuckle-draggers.

GSP is getting old and sounds funny. Seems inherently dislikable.
Anderson Silva is moody and speaks foreigner with a funny high-pitched voice
JDS looks like Mario/Luigi and also speaks foreigner
Dan Henderson is a fucking badass, but he's on his way out
Cain Velasquez hits the Latino market that still props up a lot of boxing, but he doesn't have a belt

Who else is on Jones's level as far as being the face of MMA for the foreseeable future?


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milosz wrote:Who else is on Jones's level as far as being the face of MMA for the foreseeable future?
With PR moves like this, quite a few people.
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milosz wrote:He's got 15 years to go in the sport. Those three combined have zero. Barring catastrophe, the UFC only gets bigger and bigger for quite a while - a young American champion (hell, a young black American champion) who has a chance to dominate is a better marketing opportunity than Couture or Ortiz were (simply because of the size of the UFC in their heyday), Lesnar remains a fluke for bringing in WWE knuckle-draggers.
Black is a big minus among the typical MMA fans.
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milosz wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:He is in no way shape of form their most marketable guy Ever. He's their best fighter but supremely lame as a marketing figure. Ugly fuckers like Lesnar, Ortiz and Couture beat the living shit out of him from a marketing perspective. Furthermore, taking money out the fans pockets who were banking on traveling to this show? Unconscionable.
He's got 15 years to go in the sport. Those three combined have zero. Barring catastrophe, the UFC only gets bigger and bigger for quite a while - a young American champion (hell, a young black American champion) who has a chance to dominate is a better marketing opportunity than Couture or Ortiz were (simply because of the size of the UFC in their heyday), Lesnar remains a fluke for bringing in WWE knuckle-draggers.

GSP is getting old and sounds funny. Seems inherently dislikable.
Anderson Silva is moody and speaks foreigner with a funny high-pitched voice
JDS looks like Mario/Luigi and also speaks foreigner
Dan Henderson is a fucking badass, but he's on his way out
Cain Velasquez hits the Latino market that still props up a lot of boxing, but he doesn't have a belt

Who else is on Jones's level as far as being the face of MMA for the foreseeable future?

You know how you get that kind Randy/Hendo/Rua/Lesnar/Velasquez kind of badass star power draw? You act like a bad ass. Not a fucking poofter.

Jones will be gone in 5-8 years TOPS. Shenanigans like this are just part of it..Couture for one transcended the UFC pretty well, Lesanr didn't even need it. Jones is piece of deadwood when it comes to marketing. No personality, acts the cunt. Overeem is a better great black hope if he can avoid testing.
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the biggest shit talker of them all, Nick Erratic Fucking Diaz would make a better poster boy...at least he's interesting.

I take back the cunt part. this is the first I've seen of Jones doing anything interesting one way or the other..besides crashing his Bentley.
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Jones is so CLEARLY someone the UFC and the sports' media wants to take to the next level...but he just doesn't have it. He says stupid shit, alienates the fans, and is just every bit the spoiled athlete paradigm. He tries to say the right things but can never manage it.

He's a heel, he just doesn't want to be. And neither does the UFC.

If he came out and said, "I don't care about the fighters or about you! I fight when I'm ready!" people would lose their fucking minds....but they'd pay to see him lose.
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Jon Jones isn't going to rule over the UFC for the next decade. Parity in the sport is much too high these days. No one can just flat out dominate like Fedor, Anderson Silva, etc. used to do. Jones will get knocked off his perch soon.

Anyone remember a few years ago when Brandon Vera was tearing it up and being hyped to be the next Anderson Silva? They said he was gonna be the 1st or next guy to hold the belt in two divisions simultaneously. Where is he now? Does he even fight on the main cards any more or is he working night shift at Wendy's in San Diego?

Then there was Machida, who kicked a few asses in convincing karate style and everyone started to claim he was invincible. After Shogun broke his spirit along with a bunch of his bones, he's never been the same.

Guys don't have prolonged peaks in this sport any more. It's evolved over the past decade to a point where it's much more competitive than it used to be. It's going to be sooner rather than later that someone studies the film on Jon Jones and develops a strategy to beat him.


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Kraj 2.0 wrote:Jon Jones isn't going to rule over the UFC for the next decade. Parity in the sport is much too high these days. No one can just flat out dominate like Fedor, Anderson Silva, etc. used to do. Jones will get knocked off his perch soon.

Anyone remember a few years ago when Brandon Vera was tearing it up and being hyped to be the next Anderson Silva? They said he was gonna be the 1st or next guy to hold the belt in two divisions simultaneously. Where is he now? Does he even fight on the main cards any more or is he working night shift at Wendy's in San Diego?

Then there was Machida, who kicked a few asses in convincing karate style and everyone started to claim he was invincible. After Shogun broke his spirit along with a bunch of his bones, he's never been the same.

Guys don't have prolonged peaks in this sport any more. It's evolved over the past decade to a point where it's much more competitive than it used to be. It's going to be sooner rather than later that someone studies the film on Jon Jones and develops a strategy to beat him.

Bingo.

For the record...I think Jones physically is aall that you coudl hope for in a fighter @ 205 but the sport's lifecycle is way too short for even a blip like this. There will be no more Hendos or Coutures at LH...Hell there probably won't even be a Matt Lindland for quite some time.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote: Black is a big minus among the typical MMA fans.
I don't see that even at the most redneck events I've taken part in and I've helped out at fights in fucking rodeo arenas where you could hear banjos playing in the woods. If you put on a show the biggest nigger hater will watch you fight and cheer for you. Well after a fight or two.

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Grandpa's Spells wrote: Black is a big minus among the typical MMA fans.
I don't see that even at the most redneck events I've taken part in and I've helped out at fights in fucking rodeo arenas where you could hear banjos playing in the woods. If you put on a show the biggest nigger hater will watch you fight and cheer for you. Well after a fight or two.
I mean as a marquee draw. If you're uncharismatic and have an ego (Rashad, Jones), it helps to not be black.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote: I mean as a marquee draw. If you're uncharismatic and have an ego (Rashad, Jones), it helps to not be black.
I can dig that. My bad.

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I have little love for the black man, but I love Cormier. I hope he does cut to 205 and beats that house niggers ass.

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Very niggardly decision by Jones.
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Jon Jones tweet from May 2010 - "Just to clear the record i've never turn down a mma fight against anyone and never will.."
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Jon Jones isn't going to rule over the UFC for the next decade. Parity in the sport is much too high these days. No one can just flat out dominate like Fedor, Anderson Silva, etc. used to do. Jones will get knocked off his perch soon.

Idiocy.
MMA is still much less competitive than boxing has been for 50 years. Yet boxing had Ali & Tyson in Heavys, let alone DLHoya & others.
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johno wrote:
Jon Jones isn't going to rule over the UFC for the next decade. Parity in the sport is much too high these days. No one can just flat out dominate like Fedor, Anderson Silva, etc. used to do. Jones will get knocked off his perch soon.

Idiocy.
MMA is still much less competitive than boxing has been for 50 years. Yet boxing had Ali & Tyson in Heavys, let alone DLHoya & others.
If boxing had 4 oz gloves, they wouldn't have.
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