Zooey or Emily ?

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Zooey or Emily ?

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Which sister would you pick? No double teaming.
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Zooey

the other had lantern jaw
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Careful consideration of this question requires more than just head shots.
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Emily.

Lantern jaw, possible Adam's apple, and read hair. The mother lode for me.
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Zooey's show is so incredibly fucking retarded awful that she's ruined for me forever.

Emily is overrated, IMO, but less offensively stupid than her sister.
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Emily...have you seen those cans? They are splendid.
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Zooey until someone can provide evidence of Emily's cans.
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Emily, no contest.

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Fucking Zooey can sing like nobody's business. I'll leave you guys Emily-square-jaw
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This is cleavage -

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"woman in peach dress"
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cleaner464 wrote:This is cleavage -

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This is ridiculous. This isn't cleavage. You could drive a Prius between these B cups.

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Doesn't really matter. I get within 10' of either of them, they taze me in the balls, with settings of "REPEAT HIGH", and honestly, looks don't matter at that point.
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Zooey. I luv her show
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cleaner464 wrote:This is cleavage -

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I choose this ho. The other two are ugly and I'll let you chickens squabble over them.
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Damn, proto, is that a life size pic?
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I stand corrected. She had pregnancy cans.
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Based on the most classic movie "Elf" alone, Zooey is the correct choice Zooey in Elf
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Zooey.

Although Christina Hendricks, the redhead in the peach dress, was mind-blowing in Firefly.
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hendricks is fat. emily got fat for awhile, dunno if she lost it. zooey certainly has the better body, but i think emily is the prettier. need current pics of bones, but probably zooey. and again, hendricks is a fatty fat fat fatterson. she is pretty, tho. for a fat chick.
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Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus wrote:Zooey.

Although Christina Hendricks, the redhead in the peach dress, was mind-blowing in Firefly.
Christina Hendricks was unreal in Firefly.

Not Firefly, but whatever...

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glasses and a t-shirt with nothing underneath will never not do it for me:
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Zooey's cuter than Emily but everything she's involved in is twee bullshit.
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Has to be Emily. I can't imagine grunting "Zooey" as I drop a load on her face.
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