The couch thread

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:26 pm

Lulz at Shawn Bellon appearing yet again.

fatbastard · Post by **fatbastard** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:43 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lulz at Shawn Bellon appearing yet again.

Holy crap, I always thought he was just a P&B troll.

Bros!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:52 pm

Funny how AJ Roberts, Sam Byrd and Shawn Bellon are all going @fit now...

guess all that Reebok money is starting to attract all sorts of folks.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:54 am

God dammit she's at it again! She's already skinny enough and if she gets any more gaunt I'm seriously gonna consider deleting all my Puma Swede bookmarks.

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Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:19 pm

While I wouldn't kick er out of the sack, I never knew tattoos meant you lived an intense lifestyle.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:14 am

tattoos are too mainstream to be an intense lifestyle... that shit is stupid

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:36 pm

That quote provides further proof CF feeds the suburbanite desire to appear "intense" and hardcore without ever being either of those things.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:07 pm

Has laser reversal not removed all the risk/intensity?

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:44 pm

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:35 pm

Nothing says "HARDASS" quite like an anime themed Joan of Arc sleeve tat, or whatever the fuck that stupid looking shit on her arm is supposed to be. There should be a law or something that says you can't have a sword and a bunny rabbit in the same tattoo...they just counteract and cancel out any effect or statement that you were striving for.

And what is up with that hair and that outfit? Is that her attempt at "retro sexy"? I don't think you should dress like that unless you've been invited by a music video director to crawl across the hood of David Coverdale's car...and it's 1985.

Honestly, who is she? Am I supposed to know? Is she another Crossfit Level 7 Jumprope couch that placed 78th at last year's regional qualifier? Another one of those firebreathers whose snatch PR is somewhere south of my warm-up set in straight bar curls?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:56 pm

Its just that fitness always goes back to porn, even elite fitness. If you're too dumb to do it right, take your clothes off.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:06 pm

syaigh wrote:Its just that fitness always goes back to porn, even elite fitness. If you're too dumb to do it right, take your clothes off.

So how about some pics?

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:11 pm

There should be a law or something that says you can't have a sword and a bunny rabbit in the same tattoo...they just counteract and cancel out any effect or statement that you were striving for.

But what about the bunny rabbit attacking the knight from Monty Python? "Its just a rabbit!" until it rips your throat out.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:50 pm

tough old man wrote:
There should be a law or something that says you can't have a sword and a bunny rabbit in the same tattoo...they just counteract and cancel out any effect or statement that you were striving for.
But what about the bunny rabbit attacking the knight from Monty Python? "Its just a rabbit!" until it rips your throat out.

John Cleese and friends can do what ever they want ;-)

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:09 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
syaigh wrote:Its just that fitness always goes back to porn, even elite fitness. If you're too dumb to do it right, take your clothes off.
So how about some pics?

such a cock tease...

yes. both of you.

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:02 pm

tough old man wrote: But what about the bunny rabbit attacking the knight from Monty Python? "Its just a rabbit!" until it rips your throat out.

The bunny/sword canon is rife with images of lifestyle intensity:

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:17 pm

Shawn BELLON! Come on!

Bean Days! High Intensity Training! OUCH! I took steroids and they made me throw up I was so digusted with myself!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:03 pm

I too, like many P&Bers I think, am surprised to learn that Bellon is a real person and not an elaborate troll.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:23 pm

I too, like many P&Bers I think, am surprised to learn that Bellon is a real person and not an elaborate troll.

Agree with that.

I took steroids and they made me throw up I was so digusted with myself!

Seriously? Douche.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:38 pm

tough old man wrote:
I took steroids and they made me throw up I was so digusted with myself!
Seriously? Douche.

That's not even original. His acolytes told a story about how Charles Atlas' willpower and motivation was so great that the one time he ate a cookie-one time- he made himself throw up.

That's not willpower, that's an eating disorder.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:59 pm

Bellon is a piece of work. He can stay in @fit with the ripoff MHP.

I mean really. It's clear they are tapping the @fit market. He should just admit it and say "yea we are slamming your market, what's up now"

No. He dances around it. Pussy.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:15 pm

Steggy wrote:While I wouldn't kick er out of the sack, I never knew tattoos meant you lived an intense lifestyle.

I'd hit it, over and over and over again

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:39 pm

Bellon is stronger, leaner, and bigger than all of you combined.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:42 pm

Who is Bellon? Is he like Chris Mason?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:57 pm

protobuilder wrote:Bellon is stronger, leaner, and bigger than all of you combined.

And that means what? He's also annoying...

IGX

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