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Not only will it keep you working hard all day to save America but it prevents/cures cancer. Cute little hore with a pink guitar and pink ribbon in her hair sings the message right on television!
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Good stuff, especially for run down dads.
I liked the old ripped fuel better though. Or No-xplode.
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I've had it once. I bought it from a vending machine at a rest area because I thought it might taste better/less bad than vending-machine coffee. I would buy it again if presented with the same limited choices.
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It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
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First it made the left side of my body numb, but that went away. And then I was just really emotional for like three days. Cry at the drop of a hat. Punch the wall. Etc.

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Pinky wrote:I've had it once. I bought it from a vending machine at a rest area because I thought it might taste better/less bad than vending-machine coffee. I would buy it again if presented with the same limited choices.
Sounds like a metaphor to describe a Texas camping trip.
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ImUndaYourBed wrote:First it made the left side of my body numb, but that went away. And then I was just really emotional for like three days. Cry at the drop of a hat. Punch the wall. Etc.
I'm fairly certain you had a stroke.

Drink another and report back on how it made you feel.
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tough old man wrote:Good stuff, especially for run down dads.
I liked the old ripped fuel better though. Or No-xplode.
Hyper-Shred from BSN is also good. These are capsules.

I like Amino Energy from ON, too. This is a powder, tasty if you get sick of plain water.

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I got six hours of energy out of it.


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does absolutely nothing for me
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baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
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Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.

5 Hour Energy

Eggs make me fart

Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.

I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
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Hyper-Shred from BSN is also good. These are capsules.
Damn it! now I'm shopping
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I used this stuff when I was studying for the CFA tests, it was like adderall except a little less intense. Never got the extreme jitters like I do from a shit ton of coffee which made sleeping much easier.

Wasn't there a news story about someone dying from this or something lately?
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Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
You're thinking of proto.
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baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.

5 Hour Energy

Eggs make me fart

Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.

I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
Oh wait, he is proto.
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I take it when I'm severely hung over, and I feel like it diminishes my desire to die, but that's probably some placebo bullshit. Caffeine doesn't seem to have any effect on me until doses get unreal.

Likewise, coke was just really expensive Ritalin for me.

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You're supposed to drink one an hour for five hours, correct?


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Adderall for the win . That shit is scary good .Unfortunately it starts a crazy cycle of haveing to take a half bar of Xanax to sleep .The crash from big doses of Adderall are painfull...so...no more stimulants for daddy.

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Coffee keeps me generally upbeat. Literally I just fell better if I have a morning cup or two.

The only energy drink/supplements that gave me energy better than coffee were:

Adderal
Redline Energy Drink
Caffeine pills

In all honesty I try to avoid the last three due to my tendency towards abusing them.

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I ordered some shit from Spud, and there were about 30 packets of fat burners thrown in...all the samples with the geranium exrptract,still in em

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Dunn wrote:Coffee keeps me generally upbeat. Literally I just fell better if I have a morning cup or two.

The only energy drink/supplements that gave me energy better than coffee were:

Adderal
Redline Energy Drink
Caffeine pills

In all honesty I try to avoid the last three due to my tendency towards abusing them.
Redline caps are great, but the 1, 3 dimethylamylamine causes a horrible crash.

Having an acct with Europa, we regularly order different stims to try out.

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May I ask why the hell you guys need all these energy supplements? I don't take any of that stuff nor do I drink coffee or tea in the morning and I get by just fine.


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syaigh wrote:
baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.

5 Hour Energy

Eggs make me fart

Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.

I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
Oh wait, he is proto.
Obviously though the proper spelling and punctuation is supposed to keep you off his trail.
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I've never tried 5 Hour Energy. Somebody told me it will make me go lift weights. The last time I tried lifting weights, I became a world champion with 20 world records. Fuck that shit all over again.
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