DARTH wrote:My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."
She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.
She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.
Do you have plans to release a parenting e-book in the near future? If so, "drag her home on a leash" isn't a bad title.
My family owns battery and lighting stores. I can barter for food. And by barter I mean bash your skull with a block of lead and top you off with some sulfuric acid.
DARTH wrote:My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."
She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.
She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.
Do you have plans to release a parenting e-book in the near future? If so, "drag her home on a leash" isn't a bad title.
He's already got one:
I prefer this cover art
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
DARTH wrote:My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."
She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.
She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.
Do you have plans to release a parenting e-book in the near future? If so, "drag her home on a leash" isn't a bad title.
He's already got one:
I prefer this cover art
Nice!
BTW little Darth is going to Chuck E Cheese today because he has been a very good boy at school and he has earned it. Going to let him run around blowing tokens as I scan the other people there and thingk of Kaz's posts.
"God forbid we tell the savages to go fuck themselves." Batboy
DARTH wrote:My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."
She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.
She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.
Do you have plans to release a parenting e-book in the near future? If so, "drag her home on a leash" isn't a bad title.
I see a lot of these survivalist/preppers who have YouTube channels mostly doing gear reviews. Most of them could stand to lose 50 to 100 lbs at least.
Croatoa wrote:I see a lot of these survivalist/preppers who have YouTube channels mostly doing gear reviews. Most of them could stand to lose 50 to 100 lbs at least.
That is their survival padding.
Take care and please.....................stay safe.
Bobby wrote:No need for a sleeping bag or mat if you`ve got 100# of lard keeping you insulated.
And that's stored energy.
Horde gasoline. Horde canned food. May as well horde some calories on your person in case you have to bug out quick and can't take 6 tons of Beanie-Weenie with you.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
I still think it's amazing that 99% of these idiots make no preparations for a permanently FUBAR situation. They horde enough food and fuel to hunker down for a few months but don't have any plans for after that.
I guess they figure the grid will be back up and running by then. Or the rest of the world will have killed each other off by then and it'll be safe to roam around. But they'll still need to find food from some source. They'd better learn how to hunt and butcher/cure their own meat, grow their own crops, ect., or their survival of the initial shit storm will be for naught.
Truth be told, if shit gets permanently Mad Max, I'm not sure I'd want to survive to deal with it anyway.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:I still think it's amazing that 99% of these idiots make no preparations for a permanently FUBAR situation. They horde enough food and fuel to hunker down for a few months but don't have any plans for after that.
I guess they figure the grid will be back up and running by then. Or the rest of the world will have killed each other off by then and it'll be safe to roam around. But they'll still need to find food from some source. They'd better learn how to hunt and butcher/cure their own meat, grow their own crops, ect., or their survival of the initial shit storm will be for naught.
Truth be told, if shit gets permanently Mad Max, I'm not sure I'd want to survive to deal with it anyway.
So what's the use? You might as well kill yourself now.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:I still think it's amazing that 99% of these idiots make no preparations for a permanently FUBAR situation.
like diabetes?
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
Almost every one of these fuckers is fat as shit. I know it's been said already, but geez.
I mean, I have little faith that our country is going to continue being a great place to live throughout my life, but a full Mad Max meltdown? Setting up a compound constructed with shipping containers? I dunno.
Out here in earthquake country, I always have at least a week's supply of canned foods and non perishables, a water purification tabs and a filter in my home and a concealed carry-legal sized knife on me.
But... ya know... big fucking earthquakes actually happen out here every couple decades or so, and I actually know people who have been semi-isolated for short periods after earthquakes.
Difference between prepping for things that actually happen and things that seem more likely these days, but still fairly unlikely to happen.
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
- Buck Brannaman
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Truth be told, if shit gets permanently Mad Max, I'm not sure I'd want to survive to deal with it anyway.
Wear this and you'll never go hungry. YOu may learn to hate yourself, though.
In my case I'm afraid that I'll just die hungry and horny.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
