Ben's American Wisdom

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:00 pm

Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:01 pm

Ben has worked/works a lot of jobs-- in stores, as a busboy, valet, and as a semiskilled laborer. When people ask him questions that annoy him:

It's your country, you can read.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:02 pm

Plus, there's food.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:04 pm

When Ben first moved to the area, he lived in subsidized housing while taking courses in maintenance. What he remembers:

People there no wash clothes, no wash sheets. I said 'this is America?' Not even in Ethiopia people live like this.

He did not live there long.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:05 pm

Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.

Ben hasn't met any cops yet

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:11 pm

Ben wore a Romney hoodie before the election. These weren't popular with anyone in the NoVA/DC area.

People ask me, 'you're black, why you support Romney?' I say I don't care about color, I like him. Why I have to support the other guy?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:12 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet

He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:14 pm

I wish we had more niggers like Ben.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:19 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:I wish we had more niggers like Ben.

I wish for fewer..overall.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:19 pm

He needs a Twitter account.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:27 pm

I don't care for this "Ben" fellow.

johno · Post by **johno** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:30 pm

Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.

Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:37 pm

johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:45 pm

johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.

That's too expensive. All he needs to do is have is piece of shit car breakdown in the right neighborhood and the squealing piglets will be round to welcome him.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:46 pm

BucketHead wrote:Plus, there's food.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKNoJ2BzSRU[/youtube]

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:13 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:

Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.
That's too expensive. All he needs to do is have is piece of shit car breakdown in the right neighborhood and the squealing piglets will be round to welcome him.

LOL. You do realize that Ethiopia is a third world country right? Things are a little different there.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:19 pm

Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:43 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.

Forest. Trees. NIGGA!

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:14 am

I like this Ben.

johno · Post by **johno** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:03 am

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.

The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:16 am

johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?

I dunno. If I had to choose one.... I like the comparison to East Germany best.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:18 am

johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?

None. We compare what we are against what we say we are. If you want to start grading on the curve we dont fair so well in a number of other metrics including incarceration rates....so police state? Not yet. Prison state? Oh hell yeah

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:34 am

baffled wrote:
johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?
I dunno. If I had to choose one.... I like the comparison to East Germany best.

Of coarse you do.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI[/youtube]

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:11 am

Ed Zachary wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
Forest. Trees. NIGGA!

:teehee

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