The couch thread

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Tue May 14, 2013 12:31 am

Testiclaw wrote:I don't care how much I prepared, spent or traveled for a competition:

If the people running it handed me a softball and said, "you're up", I'd pack their shit and leave them ripped and sticky.

Fixed. $\:D/$

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Tue May 14, 2013 2:35 am

"When I die, grind up my ashes in a big bowl of chili for my wife so I can tear that ass up one last time"

j-cubed · Post by **j-cubed** » Tue May 14, 2013 2:03 pm

milosz wrote:I don't understand the Flex/Up/FuelBand - all they are, so far as I can tell, are glorified pedometers with a web interface.

Might as well spring for a bit more and get a low end Garmin ForeRunner that tells you how far you've run or walked.

Actually I don't think those are for the eelite crowd, but rather the casual person that just wants to know how much they move versus how sedentary they really are.

They are basically glorified pedometers with a web page. But you can also input your food into the web page and track calories. They also track movement while sleeping, to give you an idea how restful your sleeping is. So there are some advantages.

I think this is just the tip of the iceberg for general consumer fitness electronics (and I'm keeping my eye out for related investments/stocks). Eventually they will combine all of these gadgets like the flex, bodybugg, heart rate monitors into one device. Maybe even something that might give you a resting pulse, blood pressure and sugar levels anytime you ask.

Why not just use the forerunner? Mostly for battery charge I would imagine, especially for an all day pedometer. With a flex, you only need to recharge it every 5 days or so, and simply wear it 24/7.

IMO, with smart phones already being used when running and then connect using low energy bluetooth to heart rate monitors, the flex and future Apple/Google watches, I can imagine devices like the forerunner being phased out.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed May 15, 2013 12:25 am

Well, just tangentially, the hook up between Tamara Cohen and Nick Horton throws me for a loop still.

Hebrew Hammer · Post by **Hebrew Hammer** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:24 pm

About a year ago, a crossfit owner was murdered in Toledo, and someone posted about it on here. Turns out that five guys planned to rob a drug dealer at the site, and misidentified the crossfit owner as the drug dealer when he showed up to open his box. Two guys were sentenced to 15-30, two more were sentenced yesterday to life, the fifth is at large. The crossfit owner was a great, caring husband and father. A real tragedy.

Drew0786 · Post by **Drew0786** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:56 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Well, just tangentially, the hook up between Tamara Cohen and Nick Horton throws me for a loop still.

Seems very bizarre, I read Horton's article on IF after I saw Dan John recommend it. According to the article Horton did IF to get ready for his wedding but then he is all of sudden hooked up with Cohen.

Then after seeing more of Horton's writing I was surprised he was with any woman at all.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:58 pm

The transformation to New Economy business guru is just about complete.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgftOLhmIGg[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irh5Zj3K4rg[/youtube]

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:51 pm

Holy fucking fuck.

I can't believe the shit he's saying. He cannot even look the camera in his eyes, look at that shifty bastard.

He continually hypertrophies his liver. Kind of awesome.

Crossfit was a complete accident.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed May 15, 2013 10:00 pm

“Let the free market do its work …it, uh, works spectacularly well…even in a sour economy where nothing else works it works, it works very well.”

What the fuck does that even mean?

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:48 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Well, just tangentially, the hook up between Tamara Cohen and Nick Horton throws me for a loop still.

Step 1: Marry doctor
Step 2: Push out babies
Step 3: Use husband's money to bankroll your expensive, time-consuming workout regimen and internet presence. Justify your behavior through "I'm a hardworking mom boo hoo" guilt trips.
Step 4: Use said internet presence and more of husband's money to build yourself a gym and become a "coach"
Step 5: Start fucking another "coach"
Step 6: Profit!

Even when they leave Crossfit behind Crossfitters are still Crossfitters.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:33 am

That's an ugly way to describe their beautiful love. Shame on you.

For the record, Renee lee is still happy she was featured on the couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:43 am

I admire the moxie of a 50-something multimillionaire who dresses like Dennis The Menace.

You either want to be with him or be him.

Much like Jesus, he's awesome, some of his fans not so much.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:46 am

I need to start drinking more.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:50 am

Wait, Cohen's that ugly one who was always posting pics of herself in her bikinis and shit, right?

And she left her rich doctor husband who bankrolled her many hours-a-week exercise hobby?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:52 am

I'm dead serious. If T and N sparked then more power to them, grab that love, grab that happiness, live life you lame motherfuckers

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:15 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm dead serious. If T and N sparked then more power to them, grab that love, grab that happiness, live life you lame motherfuckers

Lame motherfuckers = those put off by people who shamelessly gold-dig then "live life" on the alimony

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:40 am

You don't know that. Release the negativity.

You got to let love rule.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:51 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You don't know that. Release the negativity.

You got to let love rule.

BOOM

Y'all niggers best watch out.

Shaf finished up his reading and now the sleeper has awakened.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:59 am

I'd Hit It wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm dead serious. If T and N sparked then more power to them, grab that love, grab that happiness, live life you lame motherfuckers
Lame motherfuckers = those put off by people who shamelessly gold-dig then "live life" on the alimony

I suspect Dr. exHubby is relieved to get her out of the house.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:37 am

Drew0786 wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Well, just tangentially, the hook up between Tamara Cohen and Nick Horton throws me for a loop still.
Seems very bizarre, I read Horton's article on IF after I saw Dan John recommend it. According to the article Horton did IF to get ready for his wedding but then he is all of sudden hooked up with Cohen.
Then after seeing more of Horton's writing I was surprised he was with any woman at all.

This writing in particular http://www.theironsamurai.com/2013/02/0 ... -be-girls/

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:42 am

They whore out their 3 secrets to weightlifting more than WGM did with his shirts http://www.weightliftingacademy.com/join/

cute couple, Doc Cohen probably got the best end of this deal

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu May 16, 2013 4:52 am

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You don't know that. Release the negativity.

You got to let love rule.
BOOM

Y'all niggers best watch out.

Shaf finished up his reading and now the sleeper has awakened.

I think he's going through the "change".

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:20 am

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:24 am

Cave Canem wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You don't know that. Release the negativity.

You got to let love rule.
BOOM

Y'all niggers best watch out.

Shaf finished up his reading and now the sleeper has awakened.
I think he's going through the "change".

Wait...what? Soon divorce petitions will have "crossfit" as an option right after insupportability and irreconcilable differences.

I may have glitter on my eyes, but I’m still a man.

Get your sparkle on, Shaf!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1gH1aX2iG8[/youtube]

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Thu May 16, 2013 1:59 pm

About Nick & Tamara
Our focus, our life, our motivation is all about coaching BEGINNERS … just like you

Translation: We focus on beginners because that's what we are!!

IGX

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