The couch thread

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Thu May 16, 2013 2:18 pm

Time to remind all of you, motherfuckers, what this thread is really about:

Koko, Beware · Post by **Koko, Beware** » Thu May 16, 2013 4:24 pm

Good placement in thread, too.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu May 16, 2013 4:56 pm

Once the bounty of @NYC's bosom's were released for the world to see, pictures with her in clothes make me go "meh"

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:34 pm

She's a chick who looks better with some clothes on, IMO.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:49 pm

He is the fuckin iron samurai that lifts in drag. EZ's ear perk up.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:51 pm

This thread is living in the past.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu May 16, 2013 5:54 pm

Thirty Two Thousand posts from anal sex and claw hammers all the way to Allison's naked jubblies?

Damn right it's living in the past!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 16, 2013 6:13 pm

WGm is too scared to tell us he's been baptized in the ginsm of Couch

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu May 16, 2013 6:50 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:WGm is too scared to tell us he's been baptized in the ginsm of Couch

That's funny coming from you, Mr Training-A-Bunch-Of-Contenders-For-Regionals.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:08 pm

Lulz. They all opted out of my training because there wasn't enough met con, despite it being the off season and despite them all,needing to get a lot stronger.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:12 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:WGm is too scared to tell us he's been baptized in the ginsm of Couch
That's funny coming from you, Mr Training-A-Bunch-Of-Contenders-For-Regionals.

Do you take your gin with an olive or a cocktail onion? Or banana?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:14 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:WGm is too scared to tell us he's been baptized in the ginsm of Couch
That's funny coming from you, Mr Training-A-Bunch-Of-Contenders-For-Regionals.
Do you take your gin with an olive or a cocktail onion? Or banana?

Bendy straw. That's how you can spot a real playa.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu May 16, 2013 8:22 pm

milosz wrote:She's a chick who looks better with some clothes on, IMO.

ITT: milosz admits he's gay

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:07 pm

Nah, her tits were just mediocre when unleashed.

Famous corollary: Arianny Celeste.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Thu May 16, 2013 11:32 pm

I would bang Tamara Cohen. There, I said it. She has dat ass.

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:50 am

Testiclaw wrote:I would bang Tamara Cohen. There, I said it. She has dat ass.

If you're looking at her from the back you don't have to see that face.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri May 17, 2013 6:38 am

Isn't ANYC pregnant and about to deliver in a month or two?

Drew0786 · Post by **Drew0786** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:29 pm

I'd Hit It wrote:
Testiclaw wrote:I would bang Tamara Cohen. There, I said it. She has dat ass.
If you're looking at her from the back you don't have to see that face.

Judging from her new companion it is much more likely she would be the one bending your ass over.

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:21 pm

I'd Hit It wrote:
Testiclaw wrote:I would bang Tamara Cohen. There, I said it. She has dat ass.
If you're looking at her from the back you don't have to see that face.

As well as "a girl is never as pretty as when she has a dick in her mouth."

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:39 pm

milosz wrote:"a girl is never as pretty as when she has a dick in her mouth."

I sincerely hope you don't like to kiss girls "at their prettiest".

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:30 pm

<sigh> Manorexia, Achilles tears, and shoulder injuries oughta wipe out the bounty scandal memories.

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/20 ... high-.html

NOLA.com wrote:For those who figured Sean Payton would make the most of his season-long suspension by coming up with several new innovative wrinkles to bring back to the New Orleans Saints, it's already begun. In the weight room.

The high-intensity CrossFit workouts that helped Payton get into the best physical shape of his life have inspired a new approach to the Saints' offseason workout program.

The Saints' new workouts now include both the rapid series of various high-intensity workouts, but also the spirit of competition that CrossFit promotes.

. . .

A "circuit" might include a series of 300 rows on the row machine, then getting up and doing 10 squats, then 10 cleans, then a set of box jumps, then exercises with a heavy rope, then a 300-yard sprint.

"It's crazy," cornerback Jabari Greer said. "And it was tough at first."

But if the players needed any extra motivation to fight through it, all they had to do was feed off Payton's energy - and his own physical transformation.

"Obviously if you see him, he's cut. He's ripped up now, man," Greer said. "I mean, it's changed his life."

. . .

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:44 pm

Rule #1 with a million dollar athlete: don't hurt him in the gum

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri May 17, 2013 9:32 pm

I guess Payton can always get a Level 1 and open an affiliate if he violates that rule too many times.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri May 17, 2013 9:34 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rule #1 with a million dollar athlete: don't hurt him in the gum

Your iPad posting is a constant source of chuckles.

Brutal Bajan · Post by **Brutal Bajan** » Mon May 20, 2013 4:09 pm

Got a new guy at the gym who just came over from a local box. He wants to compete in powerlifting so he started training with us, and our coach wrote him a program. One of his assistance movements is GHR's. He asked what GHR's are, and when we showed him the GHD and how to use it, he said "Huh, over at Crossfit we only used this for sit-ups."

IGX

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