It's getting out of hand. On the way to the beach we're exposed to a steady stream of billboards with "I got my crabs at Dirty Dick's" and "Try My Nuts" nut shack. So then I have to spend a week listening to my kids make jokes about crabs and nuts. Plus, it makes this picture creepy.
Now, I go back and and ask my son if he made his bed, and he looks at me and goes, "Booking dot YEAH I made my booking dot Beh-yed"
I'm thinking about moving to the beach and opening up Phuk Dem Ho's Oriental Sausage Emporium.