Howdy, I'm a longtime lurker who finally decided to register a little while ago.
So the short version is: I suck. I was never anything like strong or athletic, and then I had a kid and stopped training. I'm just getting back into the gym now, and I'm trying to get back to like HS freshman levels of strength. Since this board has about the best combination of training advices I've seen on the internet for a long time, I figured I'd suck it up and take the hazing.
Introduction
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Bud Charniga's grape ape
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Never ever reply to a post in this thread. It is dead to you.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Bud Charniga's grape ape
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You're not the boss of me
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syaigh
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Jesus fucking christ on a stick. Another smartass. Sorry, all full up with those.
Welcome. Start a training journal, you won't regret it.
Welcome. Start a training journal, you won't regret it.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Holeyfraggaroley
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Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO. Damn Syaigh is more feisty than normal.
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syaigh
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I've been stuck at home with the kids for three weeks.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO. Damn Syaigh is more feisty than normal.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Bud Charniga's grape ape
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I was. I got better.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO.
and thanks for the welcome, Syaigh and Abstract!
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Holland Oates
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Die in a fucking grease fire.
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tough old man
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Welcome to the zoo Jon.
"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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Crust Bucket
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Sooooo basically you've been a lazy fat ass for years and suddenly decided it was time to stop watching Dr OZ, Dr Phil, Oprah and all the rest of that swine and do something about.
OK we can deal with all of that.
Welcome we're a loving community here
OK we can deal with all of that.
Welcome we're a loving community here
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Shafpocalypse Now
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fuck you
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and welcome
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dead man walking
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i second ed's warm welcome.Ed Zachary wrote:Die in a fucking grease fire.
Really Big Strong Guy: There are a plethora of psychopaths among us.
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DikTracy6000
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It's customary for newbies who suck to immediately go to the goals thread and tell us how much lard you plan on losing, or how often you'll attempt to train. Then disappear. Wilkim.
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powerlifter54
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Stop sucking.Jon wrote:blah blah blah
So the short version is: I suck.
blah blah blah blah
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
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Crust Bucket
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He can't help it.powerlifter54 wrote:Stop sucking.Jon wrote:blah blah blah
So the short version is: I suck.
blah blah blah blah
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Bud Charniga's grape ape
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Thanks erryone.
I'm a little disappointed though; I heard that all new folks get invited on a camping trip? That sounds awesome, I wanna go on a camping trip!
I'm a little disappointed though; I heard that all new folks get invited on a camping trip? That sounds awesome, I wanna go on a camping trip!
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Mickey O'neil
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Third.dead man walking wrote:i second ed's warm welcome.Ed Zachary wrote:Die in a fucking grease fire.
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Your handle is so boring.
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I hope you and your entire family get mauled to death by a roaming pack of rabid wombats. Fuck you.
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DrDonkeyLove
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Some white-Hispanic from Florida beats a murder rap and all of a sudden he shows up here. Not welcome IMO.
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