The couch thread

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:56 pm

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Not everyone knows how to kip finances without training.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:16 pm

joeyk wrote:
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joeyk-

Would you be so kind as to create a thread in the Free Speech forum introducing yourself, so that we might drink gasoline and then piss all over you and light you on fire and laugh while we do it, and then make the arrangements for your forthcoming camping trip where you'll be made to squeal like a pig to the haunting melody of dueling banjos if you please?

Thanks

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:54 am

baffled wrote:who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck is joeyk?!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:14 am

Who the fuck cares???

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:19 am

Mickey O'neil wrote:
baffled wrote:who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck is joeyk?!

Maybe it's the former CCT Joey. He got tired of his spat with Mrs. Couch and has given himself up to the light.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:57 am

Cave Canem wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
baffled wrote:who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck is joeyk?!
Maybe it's the former CCT Joey. He got tired of his spat with Mrs. Couch and has given himself up to the light.

another new douchenozzle. Yippeee!

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:26 am

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joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:22 pm

Who am I? It does not matter, I choose to use this forum to share information that others may appreciate. If you do not appreciate it or me, well then FUCK YOU.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:26 pm

joeyk wrote:Who am I? It does not matter, I choose to use this forum to share information that others may appreciate. If you do not appreciate it or me, well then FUCK YOU.

How about you fuck off and die in a grease fire you uppity cunt.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:15 pm

joeyk wrote:Who am I? It does not matter, I choose to use this forum to share information that others may appreciate. If you do not appreciate it or me, well then FUCK YOU.

No one cares, dork. Obviously you've done crossfit before, so you're a retard for ever liking it, thinking its a good idea, and falling for that retardation in the first place.

The Ginger Beard Man · Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:06 pm

Hey Joeykocksucker! Welcome to IGx you retarded little dickhead. We have a way of doing things here. If you don't like it then fuck back off to the @fit forum or set yourself on fire or something. We don't need any more crossfags around here. Your pictures suck anyway.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:04 pm

joeyk wrote:Who am I? It does not matter, I choose to use this forum to share information that others may appreciate. If you do not appreciate it or me, well then FUCK YOU.

Fuck you you fuckin' fuckweasel! And post some titty pictures! And lesbians too. Lipstick lesbians, butch lesbians. Doesn't matter. Don't let me see another one of your posts unless it has titties and lesbians!

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:47 pm

Dr. Agkistrodon, Is this what you would like to see?

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Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:50 pm

joeyk....more obnoxious postings of stupid crossfit stuff is required.

also, go on the attack, the quickest way to be accepted here is to agitate and make a nuisance of yourself...i.e..see RANT

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:55 pm

Actually, he could pass for an early 2000's Ann Heche, so in a way your backhanded attempt at calling me a homo sort of made you acquiesce to my request.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:08 pm

This is so tragically 2009.

Dude, do what every other butthurt @fitter does these days: start your own h8erz page on FB. If you're really lucky and ride Drywall's coattails you might break into the big league of 150 "Likes," then you'll be on top of the world.

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:20 pm

Actually Gorillaboy I was thinking I was going to go to a bunch of affiliate blogs and download all the images they have of chicks exercising and then try to sell stupid t shirts...

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:24 pm

joeyk wrote:Actually Gorillaboy I was thinking I was going to go to a bunch of affiliate blogs and download all the images they have of chicks exercising and then try to sell stupid t shirts...

Is that you, Russell?

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:29 pm

joeyk just bumped me out of the number one spot on the "Potential Rant Sockpuppets" list.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:42 pm

joeyk wrote:Actually Gorillaboy I was thinking I was going to go to a bunch of affiliate blogs and download all the images they have of chicks exercising and then try to sell stupid t shirts...

That's the spirit.

joeyk · Post by **joeyk** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:46 pm

A little birdie tells me HQ gave these guys $50k to open their affiliate... http://www.crossfitinguz.com/coaches/

These Inguz clowns come from CF Groton....here is a little article about the owner of CF Groton that committed suicide after allegations of child molestation in his gym...http://www.theday.com/article/20130316/ ... 4/1070/NWS

The Inguz fellas have no shame in honoring this Devine guy(http://www.crossfitinguz.com/thursday-07-04-13-devine/), whom committed suicide after allegations of molesting kids in his CrossFit gym. Then HQ allegedly gives $50k to them to open Inguz? Why would HQ do that?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:55 pm

Religious. Putting hands on them to position their bodies? Yeah, he was grabbing Youngs dick

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:03 pm

@fit goes globo in NYC;

http://www.wellandgoodnyc.com/2013/05/2 ... -luxe-way/#

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:05 pm

joeyk wrote:Actually Gorillaboy I was thinking I was going to go to a bunch of affiliate blogs and download all the images they have of chicks exercising and then try to sell stupid t shirts...

pfhhttttt! Good luck with that........

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:30 pm

Fuck you all, this is awesome.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1FzQjujrQ[/youtube]

IGX

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