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WildGorillaMan wrote:Fuck you all, this is awesome.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1FzQjujrQ[/youtube]

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WTF I want a unicycle and everyone I see has a 140lb limit.
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Now that is fucking cross fit!
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T200 wrote:WTF I want a unicycle and everyone I see has a 140lb limit.

Poppycock. Don't let that deter you.

My kids' Razor scooters have a weight limit of 140lbs, I ride them all the time and I still have all my teeth. :knockswood
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Fuck that unicycle bullshit.

THIS IS CROSSFIT...

http://youtu.be/pp2BpOpFaeY
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joeyk wrote:Fuck that unicycle bullshit.

THIS IS CROSSFIT...

http://youtu.be/pp2BpOpFaeY
you're about 500 pages too late, fuck off
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Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
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joeyk wrote:Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
you see the same shit in competition, you know Oly competitions, at times... you are a massive failure as a poster.
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Jay wrote:
joeyk wrote:Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
you see the same shit in competition, you know Oly competitions, at times... you are a massive failure as a poster.
His being a failure at posting is really far down the list of things he is likely a failure at.
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Never an excuse to miss strength day.....

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interesting squat stance
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Jay wrote:
joeyk wrote:Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
you see the same shit in competition, you know Oly competitions, at times... you are a massive failure as a poster.
Give it 2 years. You guys will be besties.
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I legit wanna see Killer Kate in a Green Bay Packers thong eating an Eskimo Pie off of Stoya's ass. One of you n00bs hurry up and make it happen.
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joeyk wrote:Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
Oi cunt, you're boring me, fuck off and die
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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Drywall wrote:
Jay wrote:
joeyk wrote:Perfection...http://youtu.be/CDQXyiL8_AE
you see the same shit in competition, you know Oly competitions, at times... you are a massive failure as a poster.
Give it 2 years. You guys will be besties.
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Boring?

Dude the past 3 years this forum has moved slower then Zeke Motta in cover 2. You all should be ashamed of how shitty this thread has gotten.
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joeyk wrote:Boring?

Dude the past 3 years this forum has moved slower then Zeke Motta in cover 2. You all should be ashamed of how shitty this thread has gotten.
You should be ashamed that you haven't introduced yourself properly.
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Jay wrote:Yodda yodda, fuck you, blah blah, licking both sides of the cock.
Fixed.
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So, Joey, you inbred fuck...the couch thread is actually more of an archive now, a monument to the momentum of the biggest fitness fad in the 21st century.

The war is essentially lost. Even the original crossfit hater, myself, has friend who,Crossfit and helps,program for a Crossfit box

It's a shell of its former self, when 1000s of anonymous visits would happen.

Come for the couch thread, stay for the tranny and bear porn
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joeyk wrote:Boring?
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See Joey, if you'd just post stuff like that -after introducing yourself properly- folks would like you more. Maybe you could even help restore the thread to its former glory.

Who knows...
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Valuable lesson learned. Never check IGx immediately after eating Mexican food. :vom:
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Goddamn it. herr doktor uses that as his version of rickrolling...this is only the 21st time I fell for it.
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Cave Canem wrote:Valuable lesson learned. Never check IGx immediately after eating Mexican food. :vom:
Admit it though- a Captain Kirk anal defilement scenario with a huge dildo, you were laughing while you were barfing....
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Goddamn it. herr doktor uses that as his version of rickrolling...this is only the 21st time I fell for it.
\:D/ \:D/ \:D/


I been waiting to play that card a looooong time. The fact that I found one with Cap'n Kirk was just bonus.
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