The couch thread

Eric · Post by **Eric** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:21 pm

Renegade Doughboy wrote: You shan't cajole me into anything. I competed once and my jerks were amazing.

What competition are you referring to?

szczepan · Post by **szczepan** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:31 pm

Renegade Doughboy wrote: I am lean, strong and seriously endurant.

I can indeed out jerk any motherfucker here - Cotter excluded.

RDB

Bullshit. Btw, 50 jerks w/ the kiddie bells doesn't mean jack shit.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:33 pm

coach szczepan wrote:
Renegade Doughboy wrote: I am lean, strong and seriously endurant.

I can indeed out jerk any motherfucker here - Cotter excluded.

RDB
Bullshit. Btw, 50 jerks w/ the kiddie bells doesn't mean jack shit.

Knappy,

I have not insulted you. Why the acrimony?

16kg are the kiddie bells. 24kg are for old men, of which I am one.

I can do a lot more than 50 now.

Warmest Regards,

RDB

szczepan · Post by **szczepan** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:35 pm

Renegade Doughboy wrote: Why the acrimony?

Because Jeek is hiding.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:40 pm

coach szczepan wrote:
Renegade Doughboy wrote: Why the acrimony?
Because Jeek is hiding.

Ah, well Jeek is nothing but a big pussy. That he would hide from a easy chance to insult me means I have finally won and he knows better than to engage me in a battle of online wits and savvy.

That, and he is looking for more boobie pix to post so everyone will like him.

I am pretty amazed that this thread has not been moved to the FS forum. He's slipping.

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:45 pm

Renegade Doughboy wrote:I am pretty amazed that this thread has not been moved to the FS forum.

That only happens when it's about Sonnhole or Rooby Racie. No slippage.

mrzero · Post by **mrzero** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:46 pm

14k damn....

szczepan · Post by **szczepan** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:46 pm

Renegade Doughboy wrote: I am pretty amazed that this thread has not been moved to the FS forum. He's slipping.

S@nn@n is a fraud, CSTs are stupid, Jeek is gay.

That should get it moved,

HTH

Coach S.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:49 pm

coach szczepan wrote:
Renegade Doughboy wrote: I am pretty amazed that this thread has not been moved to the FS forum. He's slipping.
S@nn@n is a fraud, CSTs are stupid, Jeek is gay.

That should get it moved,

HTH

Coach S.

Why bring Heath into this? He's innocent.

Sonnon is a retarded idiot. That much I'll grant you.

szczepan · Post by **szczepan** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:51 pm

I still think you are/were Heath.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:52 pm

coach szczepan wrote:I still think you are/were Heath.

I still think you were/are wrong. But you get an "A" for being stubborn as hell about it.

Rif · Post by **Rif** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:15 pm

so if you competed ONCE it has to be listed somewhere. anyone know the whereabouts? also you said you could quadruple anything I could jerk. so you can do 80 jerks?

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:27 pm

http://nakf.net/html/040124_Chicago.html

Chicago

Also 2004 Nationals

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:34 pm

Buncha faggots. As the undefeated Virginia state SHW kettleball champion and holder of records that will never be broken, you must all bow to my kettleball prowess. Plus, I was RKC before any of you needledicks. I am the last word on all things kettleball at IG, and the last word is: useless.

Rif · Post by **Rif** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:35 pm

LOL. thanks, but I dont know his real name. Oh well the most jerks done is 50. I know I can do more than 13.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:54 pm

Freki wrote:http://nakf.net/html/040124_Chicago.html

Chicago

Also 2004 Nationals

That event was famous.

1.Jimbo did 50 jerks and rested his elbows on his belt, which he wore way up high. We all thought he was cheating. Leave it to the fucking Russians to come up with a sport where cheating is ok in the rules--he was legit after all.

This was bell drop incident #1 for snatches.

2.SPELLS! got up there next to yours truly, did one single jerk and then walked off the platform. He forever lives in shame for leaving a brother competitor up there to compete against himself.

SPELLS! then went on to claim that his snatch score was some sort of 'American Record'--lie-man bastard.

3.Couch Lie-Bear was called out by just about everyone online (including myself) and there were heavy odds that he'd never show-up. He got there, and his score was respectable relative to the scores we Americans were putting up at that time.

4.I did more jerks than Rob, but Rob was distraught over Howard Dean losing his marbles during that now famous rally speech.

High drama, I tell 'ya!

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:57 pm

Napoleon Hill is Back! wrote:SPELLS! then went on to claim that his snatch score was some sort of 'American Record'--lie-man bastard.

SPELLS! was being tongue-in-cheek. Rob beating me by 10 reps/arm five minutes after I set my "record" at a BW of about 40 lbs. lighter should have made that clear enough.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:59 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Napoleon Hill is Back! wrote:SPELLS! then went on to claim that his snatch score was some sort of 'American Record'--lie-man bastard.
SPELLS! was being tongue-in-cheek. Rob beating me by 10 reps/arm five minutes after I set my "record" at a BW of about 40 lbs. lighter should have made that clear enough.

This is fucking IGx...STOP YOUR SERIOUS!

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:16 pm

Nah, funniest was at 2004 Nationals when Gryph sent a 32 into low earth orbit and almost nailed Jeke.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:02 am

Who besides Ralph and Garm were there at the Raleigh meet when that guy (from Montana? Missouri?) clipped himself on jerk #1 and bled all over creation?

That was awesome; he just kept on jerking. And bleeding all down his front.

GDG!

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:06 am

GoDogGo! wrote:Who besides Ralph and Garm

Chris Rubio.

Renegade Doughboy · Post by **Renegade Doughboy** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:19 am

Rif wrote:so if you competed ONCE it has to be listed somewhere. anyone know the whereabouts? also you said you could quadruple anything I could jerk. so you can do 80 jerks?

And then some.

No shit.

cimes · Post by **cimes** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:30 am

This thread is starting to bring back the memories of my first GS competition in Chicago(can't believe it has been 2+ years). I drove up there at 5:30 am (4.5 hour drive), competed, ate pizza, drank beer , and drove home...Good times.

CI

Rif · Post by **Rif** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:32 am

while that is a high number( yet to be done in front of witnesses I assume) I'm not interested in being good at maximizing movement efficiency while maintaining as low a force output as possible. Just not my thing but if you can do 80+ jerks for real that is impressive.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:36 am

cimes wrote:This thread is starting to bring back the memories of my first GS competition in Chicago(can't believe it has been 2+ years). I drove up there at 5:30 am (4.5 hour drive), competed, ate pizza, drank beer , and drove home...Good times.

CI

No shit. What is normally a 6 hour drive was a 14 hour drive through the snow/ice storm. Only outrunning a tornado when evacuating for Hurricane Floyd from the coast of NC was worse than that drive on the whole.

Pizza and beer was good and for me, surreal chowing and drinking in a health club. Chi-town knows how to host and SPELLS! and company did not disappoint.