IGX

milosz wrote:They'll both get down with some freaky shit - with TITSNYC you've got to put up with blonde white chick whining; with Dirt Diva you've got to hope the Hep C test comes back negative. Pick your poison.

Well fuck if you're gonna throw them all up here then what about our crazy grrl Sharibaby? MARIO! Goddamn it quit fucking around eating those stinky goat meat gyros and get a poll up on IGX's favorite girl.

Shapecharge wrote:Well fuck if you're gonna throw them all up here then what about our crazy grrl Sharibaby? MARIO! Goddamn it quit fucking around eating those stinky goat meat gyros and get a poll up on IGX's favorite girl.

Mmmmm... Sharibaby, Dirt Diva, Barky sandwich...

Also- mmmmm.... Gyro sandwich...

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Of all the trim IGx has put the spotlight on, Catra is my all time favorite by a huge fucking margin.

Catra #1
Snow Angel #2 (sentimental reasons)

In real life I'm sure all three are really nice, affable and easy going.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Of all the trim IGx has put the spotlight on, Catra is my all time favorite by a huge fucking margin.

Catra #1
Snow Angel #2 (sentimental reasons)

Who's Snow Angel and why haven't I fapped to her @Fit Forum and personal blog posts and pictures yet!?

Yeah, who's Snow Angel? Jog my memory, please.

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Of all the trim IGx has put the spotlight on, Catra is my all time favorite by a huge fucking margin.

Catra #1
Snow Angel #2 (sentimental reasons)

Who's Snow Angel and why haven't I fapped to her @Fit Forum and personal blog posts and pictures yet!?

Mickey O'neil wrote:Yeah, who's Snow Angel? Jog my memory, please.

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Of all the trim IGx has put the spotlight on, Catra is my all time favorite by a huge fucking margin.

Catra #1
Snow Angel #2 (sentimental reasons)

Who's Snow Angel and why haven't I fapped to her @Fit Forum and personal blog posts and pictures yet!?

Apparently folks at HQ though that broad's asshole smelled delicious... I Googled "couch thread snow angel" and found some real, er, nuggets...

Croatoa wrote:

If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.

Fruitarian pussy is probably delicious.

Smells fresh and makes your teeth whiter.

I can only imagine the awful experience of paleo organ meat eating, yoga pants wearing non shaving Robb Wolf groupie might give you

Have we ever answered the question of why vegan chicks swallow?

Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.

A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Have we ever answered the question of why vegan chicks swallow?

She don't eat meat but she sure love the bone?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc[/youtube]

Garm wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.

A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.

You're now out of the closet...got it.

Next.

Kazuya Mishima wrote: You're now out of the closet...got it.

Next.

That's funny. I'm glad such a verbally dangerous fellow is on our side.

FWIW, the correct female form is that of the 1950's huge-hooter pinup. Women: soft, round, pliant and compliant. Hard with implants = 1950s NYC tranny. I'm sure 'she' shaves her boogie, to make sure to pass inspection from skeptical folks like me. Monroe, Bell, Loren, Welch, and Watermelon Rose would be labeled obese in 2014, because the labelers are all secretly attracted to prepubescent boys. As, apparently...

Garm wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote: You're now out of the closet...got it.

Next.

That's funny. I'm glad such a verbally dangerous fellow is on our side.

FWIW, the correct female form is that of the 1950's huge-hooter pinup. Women: soft, round, pliant and compliant. Hard with implants = 1950s NYC tranny. I'm sure 'she' shaves her boogie, to make sure to pass inspection from skeptical folks like me. Monroe, Bell, Loren, Welch, and Watermelon Rose would be labeled obese in 2014, because the labelers are all secretly attracted to prepubescent boys. As, apparently...

For such a self-promoting non-conformist, you really have some well defined opinions of what kind of poontang we should all be sniffing.

Tell us another, gramps. Tell us about the time you, and Dean, and Sammy, and Frank took Marilyn and Jayne back to Hef's place and made clam chowder all over their bodacious rumps.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Garm wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.

A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.

You're now out of the closet...got it.

Next.

It is well known that Jack cornholed him in the mens room at some kb comp.

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:You either want to be with her or be her.

Even if she had a dick, many a man would still want to be with her.

Don't forget where you are, Doc. How many IGxers do you really think would be stopped by a dick if the lady in question had a nice rack to go along with it?

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
For such a self-promoting non-conformist, you really have some well defined opinions of what kind of poontang we should all be sniffing.

Snif what you want, son, just own up to the implications.

Garm wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
For such a self-promoting non-conformist, you really have some well defined opinions of what kind of poontang we should all be sniffing.

Snif what you want, son, just own up to the implications.

Well, I see Catra, and I see a wild woman that I'd like to bed down.

You see Catra, and visions of young boys and sexually flexible Force Recon heartbreakers go dancing in your head.

What's the implications behind that, Biff?

Garm wrote: Monroe, Bell, Loren, Welch, and Watermelon Rose would be labeled obese in 2014, because the labelers are all secretly attracted to prepubescent boys.

I agree with Uncle Garm on this one.

Side note: Noted leftish lesbian, Camille Paglia, postulated that gay fashion gurus initiated the ultra-skinny heroin chic for female models because that was the closest they could get women to look like their ideal Boy Toy.

johno wrote:Camille Paglia

The fuck is wrong with you?