Our Dirt Diva, Catra...

johno · Post by **johno** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:45 am

You don't like Camille, take it up with her. She makes some gutsy, intelligent observations.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:51 am

Shall we re-up your subscription to the Huffington Post, Sir?

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:04 am

This is like trying to have a conversation with a bunch of goddamned niggers.

I like the Big Earls and the classic pin-up curve dolls as much as the next guy.

This happens to be a Dirt Diva appreciation thread. Thus, the love for the Diva.

So, will you latte' drinking slack jawed faggots and your WE ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THE ATTACK ON OUR DAUGHTERS BODIES AND SELF ESTEEM bullshit please take this piss to the appropriate thread on Reddit or whatever homo heavy online hookup cafe you go to in order to meet like minded individuals for mutual oral pleasure and Mexican tag team sodomy.

Jesus Goddamn Christ...fucking two dimensional thinking motherfuckers make me feel like I'm back in 7th grade study hall.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:30 am

More pics of dirt diva please.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:03 am

Garm wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.
A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.

On a board full of dumbass statements, this steps to the head of the class.

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:01 am

Phaedrus wrote:
Garm wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.
A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.
On a board full of dumbass statements, this steps to the head of the class.

You find the skank in question more attractive than every woman within 10 miles of you? To each his own, I suppose. Looks like the typical bow wow wow from here. Implants are always a problem, as is white trash ink.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:13 am

Garm wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:
Garm wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:If this doesn't make you turgid, then you probably like balls on your chin and blumpkins on your tonsils.
A thousand skanks within a 10 mile radius of every IG reader are equally pulchritudinous or better. If you live in a reasonably dense area, 1 mile. If you live in a city, on your block. Some of us are susceptible to conditioning regarding what's attractive, the rest of us prefer to leave lusting after the muscles and cuts to the light-in-the-loafers crowd. If her gut was bigger, hair shorter, and she had a cigar, she'd be a dead ringer for a few hundred CPO's I've encountered.
On a board full of dumbass statements, this steps to the head of the class.
You find the skank in question more attractive than every woman within 10 miles of you? To each his own, I suppose. Looks like the typical bow wow wow from here. Implants are always a problem, as is white trash ink.

I resent that! I have a lot of white trash ink, and the bitches love me!

I will give it to you though-- my neighbor is hot and so is the crazy bitch that lives across the street. She once tried to run me over, but she has a great rack and word is, she likes to turn tricks on the side.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:40 am

My favorite fruitarian
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UK-aX0_fAw[/youtube]

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:53 am

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
I resent that! I have a lot of white trash ink, and the bitches love me!

.

Note to self...revive suicide girl thread.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:58 am

BucketHead wrote:My favorite fruitarian
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UK-aX0_fAw[/youtube]

The thing is when she speaks she becomes repulsive.

When Catra talks, I like her more.

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:08 am

How come ultra-runners (Dean Karnazes and Catra, for instance) are not skinny? Then you look at the middle distance runners and they all have that 'somali look'.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:21 am

No shortage of pics here including some NSFW.

http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtop ... 1&t=221639

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:09 am

Cave Canem wrote:No shortage of pics here including some NSFW.

http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtop ... 1&t=221639

That is a good thread.

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:52 pm

I suppose that the main positive about the skank in question is her obviously nonexistent self esteem. She'd let you do literally anything for just a bit of attention. I'd still counsel setting your sights higher, because that's as common as Dylan's mother. You don't have to fantasize about your preverted desires using substandard hooers, the brick shit houses are equally likely to be pathetically needy. Look for those who wear hats, black shirts to camouflage the teats at a distance, and smokers, of course.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:53 pm

SubClaw wrote:How come ultra-runners (Dean Karnazes and Catra, for instance) are not skinny? Then you look at the middle distance runners and they all have that 'somali look'.

Because contrary to popular belief, low-intensity work does not preclude the ability to have some muscle on you. Medium and high intensity endurance work for the most part, does. Everything from the 800m to the marathon involves some low-intensity work but a ton of track work and tempo runs, which often force the body to whittle down to a sleeker version.

Once you go beyond the marathon distance, there's very little medium and high intensity stuff that is necessary to complete or even to be elite. Then on top of that the most popular ultras these days are off-road and so preparation involves a ton of elevation gain/descent. Low intensity + healthy dose of climbing is more conducive to a meatier body. It's not true of all ultrarunners, but many grizzled mountain runners will have sizable calves, hamstrings, glutes in comparison to shorter distance athletes.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:35 pm

YOU HIJACKING BONESMUGGLERS!

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:39 pm

What you're saying is, it's less of a run and more of a fast shuffle?

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:00 pm

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Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:02 pm

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:02 pm

More Yes

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:05 pm

As the Late, Great Pete Seeger asked, 'Which Side Are You On?' - pretending that you didn't choose a masculine skank because you can't admit that you prefer the male form, or Some O' Dis:

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:10 pm

It should also be noted that "Wild-looking, tattoo-sporting trim" doesn't always equal "Wild in the sack, and will blow your mind in bed."

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:23 pm

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:It should also be noted that "Wild-looking, tattoo-sporting trim" doesn't always equal "Wild in the sack, and will blow your mind in bed."

You also have to consider the quantity of Johanssons that have been there previously, and the presents they've almost certainly left behind. She might have gotten the tattoos after the fact to provide a ready excuse for the viral infections, done all the shaving to stave off the body lice, and wish to have a discussion before and after. Considering her probable political positions and pondering having to endure their exposition could lead a fellow to preemptive suicide.

One would be quite surprised if the boogie wasn't cavernous and had quite a bit of dark meat rubbings infesting its walls, floor, and ceiling. Everyone knows that coming into contact with such leads to swollen lips and cravings for watermelon, and that all of your subsequent progeny with any other female regardless of race would be black.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:05 pm

Who is that Virginia chick?

Garm · Post by **Garm** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:09 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Who is that Virginia chick?

Virginia Bell, 8mm stag flick queen from the 50s and perhaps the most bodacious broad who ever lived. Kind of fugly, but it would take a while to notice. You can find video clips if you look hard enough, no hardcore. A buddy of mine's dad had a stash of short reels that we could sneak a peek at in grade school, she never left my heart.

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