Chimp versus UFC fighter?
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Chimp versus UFC fighter?
So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
My money would be on the chimp ripping the UFC fighter a new asshole.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Wait, a whole thread on racism and you're asking this question here?nafod wrote:So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
CHIMP OUT!
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$50 bucks on the chimpanzee. $100 if it's my cousin Louis. He's fuckin psycho.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Chimp. It pull an arm off and beat him with it.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Chimp. Not close.
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Chimp. There are some cellular differences in chimp muscle tissue that make them nearly an order of magnitude stronger than humans. The comment about ripping off a limb is about right.
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They like to attack the nuts and have been known to rip them off of humans who pissed them off.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.


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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable. 

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I know this guy pretty well (he lived 3 miles from me) and talked to him afterwords. He was a big tough man - had been around the block - but told me the chimp treated him like a chew toy - and there was nothing he could do about it. He said he had never felt so helpless. The comparison of strength was simply off the charts.
I know this guy pretty well (he lived 3 miles from me) and talked to him afterwords. He was a big tough man - had been around the block - but told me the chimp treated him like a chew toy - and there was nothing he could do about it. He said he had never felt so helpless. The comparison of strength was simply off the charts.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Mr. Chimp is also bringing more to the party than a Gracie pedigree and solid ground and pound.nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.
Holy fucking shit! I'm wagering ten grand on the chimp right now.
Who's setting this up? What's the venue?
Also, look at the size of his balls. There is a definite corration between ball size and output of savagery. He is one savage, ginormous-ball'd primate, and he's not to be fucked around with.
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nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.
My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Bob Wildes wrote:Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable.
or Hendo......

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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
I was going to say the same thing.Pinky wrote:
My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.
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Yeah, but what's his Fran time?nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.


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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Bruno Sammartino fought an Orangutan when he was in his 20's for 25 bucks.
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"Bob, your work assignment for today is to shave the chimp."nafod wrote:

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My mistake, 50 bucks...
--Wikipedia"While working in construction in 1956, Sammartino wrestled an orangutan at a carnival. After taking much punishment, Sammartino punched the orangutan in the stomach and was disqualified by the animal's owner. Sammartino left the cage with swollen eyes and shredded clothes. Because of the disqualification, the owner refused to pay Sammartino the $50 he was promised for the match."
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
The chimp seems to lack tree-swinging traps.
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With those arms he doesn`t need them.
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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Re: Chimp versus UFC fighter?
Chimp probably 8 out of 10 times, the exceptions being when somebody like a Marcelo or Werdum manages to slip on a rear naked or a guillotine
