Jeek would have been all over this.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:33 am

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/0 ... hants-no-2

Our former resident and real life Dale Dribble clone would have been damn proud spending his wife's hard earned money on primo coffee that came out of an elephants ass.

johno · Post by **johno** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:15 am

Wisdom from years past:

Shapecharge wrote:You are genuinely pathetic Jack. You struggle so hard to be somebody but sadly you're the human equivalent of carp. Please get sterlized now.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:59 am

Everything he says about tasting the bean, not the roast, can be accomplished by finding a good roaster. This sounds like an attempt to be special by doing something pointlessly odd.

So, I see what you're saying about Jeek being into this.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:10 am

ATTA BOY JEEK!!!!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:29 am

And the guy claims he's making money. I just thought of a brilliant business opportunity-- I'm going into the peanut industry.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:08 pm

Turdacious wrote:And the guy claims he's making money. I just thought of a brilliant business opportunity-- I'm going into the peanut industry.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:36 am

Looks more like Friedo than J@@k!

ccrow · Post by **ccrow** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:38 pm

There's a big monkey manure coffee industry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

This has to mean the collapse of civilization is imminent, right? I hope so because frankly it feels like it's been taking forever.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:37 pm

Did any of you see Jeek on Fox News day before yesterday? He is now a photo Journalist covering that shit in Fergusun. 2 foot long neck, size 3 hat size and Obama ears only larger. Just a very brief shot and he spoke unintelligibly as usual. I saw it!!

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:12 pm

Andy are you for real here or bull-shitting? I could see him doing it and I watched a lot of that coverage but I didn't see it.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:44 pm

Shape. No not bullshitting! It was Jeek.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:59 pm

was it this clip?

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DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:36 am

buckethead wrote:was it this clip?

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Clappy x 10

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:37 am

Be interesting to see Kaz's commentary on that pic.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:14 pm

No Bux. That guy's head is way too large and neck not nearly long enough.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:02 pm

Andy,

The J@@K is hanging out in the right hand corner. You can tell it's him, no camera, no pen or paper, no ipad, not even a gawddamn phone. Just a blank stare in his eyes like he's waiting for someone to clue him in. Take a look again you'll see it's him.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:50 pm

Oh yeah Crusty now I see him back there but the clip on Fox that saw he was on a split screen with another white reporter and he mumbled something.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:16 pm

Andy80 wrote:Oh yeah Crusty now I see him back there but the clip on Fox that saw he was on a split screen with another white reporter and he mumbled something.

Would you just find the damn clip (http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/s ... o&start=30)

BTW, Jeek is doing better than all of us http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/850829/viewall

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:39 pm

Bucky, It won't be in that search. Those are only owned by Fox and Jeek doesn't work for Fox. I think he's just an independent.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:44 am

Why do people insist on doing stupid shit like this? Is it that worth it, to be thought of as a beautiful, unique snowflake?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:14 am

Andy80 wrote:Bucky, It won't be in that search. Those are only owned by Fox and Jeek doesn't work for Fox. I think he's just an independent.

Maybe he's peeeking in on the shot.

IGX

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