The couch thread

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:37 am

Post a link.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:30 am

Ed Zachary wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote: Did you see the video of him trying to do some Ninja Warrior shit? I now believe that my 13 yo daughter could kick his ass in a fight.
Hahahahaha

I did. It was great. He moves like a fucking turd.

Yeah, nothing is as elegant as the rock-hopping of the Neo-Savage.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:07 am

Shapecharge wrote:Post a link.

No youtube...he has it on his Facebook page.

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:45 am

syaigh wrote:Yeah, nothing is as elegant as the rock-hopping of the Neo-Savage.

OMFG! I can't believe I had forgotten the Neo-Savage. Is he still active?

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:49 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Post a link.
No youtube...he has it on his Facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=72 ... _video_set

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:18 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XR9LmZrXdQ[/youtube]

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:24 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XR9LmZrXdQ[/youtube]

Can I get a TL;DW of this video? The guy annoys the shit out of me and I can't stay with it long enough for whatever humor, to ensue.

What's happening, here? I mean it, I only lasted two minutes, thirty seconds....

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:55 am

A banner day for fat CrossFitters to tell us how to eat.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:17 am

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XR9LmZrXdQ[/youtube]

Can I get a TL;DW of this video? The guy annoys the shit out of me and I can't stay with it long enough for whatever humor, to ensue.

What's happening, here? I mean it, I only lasted two minutes, thirty seconds....

I kept fast forwarding through the thing and it was the same monkey jibba jabba at every stop. At the end he finally works out and shows off his Aunt Jemima genetics. The nigger can Crossfit and P90X until the next album drops, and his black ass will still have that pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:00 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XR9LmZrXdQ[/youtube]

Can I get a TL;DW of this video? The guy annoys the shit out of me and I can't stay with it long enough for whatever humor, to ensue.

What's happening, here? I mean it, I only lasted two minutes, thirty seconds....
I kept fast forwarding through the thing and it was the same monkey jibba jabba at every stop. At the end he finally works out and shows off his Aunt Jemima genetics. The nigger can Crossfit and P90X until the next album drops, and his black ass will still have that pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck.

So it's exactly as I assumed.

I did catch him getting ready to smoke what looked like a blunt, ostensibly before training... Heh, nobody likes weed more than me, but getting blazed before training has never, ever worked, for me. But that's not my beef with this dude. What I dislike is the nouveau-riche bravado. He needs to shut the fuck up and exercise. And going on a diet wouldn't hurt.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:42 pm

you watched it cuz you liked looking at his titties

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:00 am

powerlifter54 wrote:Merry Christmas Bichos...

You're a mean one, Mr. Couch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Couch.

You're a bad mamajama
With a greasy black peel.

You're a huckster, Mr. Couch.
Your theory's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Couch

I wouldn't touch you, even after climbing a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole and running 3 cycles of 500 meter runs alternated with powercleans and iron crosses from the neighborhood kids swingsget while wearing firefighter kit and a WACO SWAT T-shirt.

You're a vile one, Mr. Couch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a rhabdo John Davie.
Mr. Couch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the rhabdoed Renegade!

You're a foul one, Mr. Couch.
You're a pasty, chubby lunk.
Your desk is full of unwashed socks
Your idea is full of gunk.
Mr. Couch

The eight words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

You're a guru, Mr. Couch.
You're the king of workout blogs.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple logs,
Mr. Couch.

Your workout is an apalling excuse to hurl
the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate them, Mr. Couch.
With a pied piper super-naus.
You're a crooked limping jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Couch.

You're a supersize me pukey and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Bump because Merry Christmas!

SubClaw · Post by **SubClaw** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:07 pm

Happy New Year, motherfuckers!

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:20 am

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/luke-burban ... YHF4eb9d17

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:33 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opYj0XICHvQ[/youtube]

So, last year at the OC throwdown, Kevin Ogar broke his back. This year, apparently they really want a repeat of that.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:11 am

JEEZUS!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:47 pm

Seriously, I thought the high water mark for stupid shit was set. I was wrong

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:52 pm

White people trying to jump...LULZ.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:18 pm

That's some funny shit right there

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:41 pm

Wow. This thread is 9 years old.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:44 pm

Hard to kill.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:16 pm

Someone with a sick mind included that. If I was trying to just fuck with x-fitters, I couldn't top that.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:48 pm

Holy. Fuck.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:58 am

They all paid good money to trip over hurdles.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:35 am

Apparently some dude broke the transverse process off of three of his vertebrae doing those "hurdles".

IGX

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