The couch thread
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I seriously cannot grasp hand and above the collarbone tattoos. Don't get it if you can't cover it up in front of a goddamned judge.
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milosz wrote:I seriously cannot grasp hand and above the collarbone tattoos. Don't get it if you can't cover it up in front of a goddamned judge.
God damn it milosz that's awesome. That's my QOTD right there and I wish you could have contributed that to my Facebook post about that stupid blogger chick from Jezebel who wrote the angry missive about how she was denied a neck tattoo.
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No idea what the fuck this is on about, but it's kind of amazing that no one has the balls to tell the CF HQ gang to stop commenting on blog posts.
No idea what the fuck this is on about, but it's kind of amazing that no one has the balls to tell the CF HQ gang to stop commenting on blog posts.
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It's kind of amazing that CFHQ's fucking lawyer shows up in a thread discussing ongoing litigation in which CFHQ is involved, and not only does he not tell his clients to shut the fuck up, he starts talking himself.milosz wrote:http://breakingmuscle.com/functional-fi ... nd-custody
No idea what the fuck this is on about, but it's kind of amazing that no one has the balls to tell the CF HQ gang to stop commenting on blog posts.
fuckin' Dale Saran
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I do not know who any of these [people are but I trust Lauren Jennai implicitly is all I can say


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"Kind of amazing" and yet completely unsurprising. In fact, expected.Bud Charniga's grape ape wrote:It's kind of amazing that CFHQ's fucking lawyer shows up in a thread discussing ongoing litigation in which CFHQ is involved, and not only does he not tell his clients to shut the fuck up, he starts talking himself.milosz wrote:http://breakingmuscle.com/functional-fi ... nd-custody
No idea what the fuck this is on about, but it's kind of amazing that no one has the balls to tell the CF HQ gang to stop commenting on blog posts.
fuckin' Dale Saran
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I get the feeling that Dale is just a contract lawyer, and probably not a good one either. For actual layering and going to court they are most definitely hiring outside counsel.Bud Charniga's grape ape wrote:It's kind of amazing that CFHQ's fucking lawyer shows up in a thread discussing ongoing litigation in which CFHQ is involved, and not only does he not tell his clients to shut the fuck up, he starts talking himself.milosz wrote:http://breakingmuscle.com/functional-fi ... nd-custody
No idea what the fuck this is on about, but it's kind of amazing that no one has the balls to tell the CF HQ gang to stop commenting on blog posts.
fuckin' Dale Saran
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"ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow," james joyce
ditto x-fit
ditto x-fit
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I went to Philly and got drunk on Bloom's Day. Joyce is stupid but it was a good excuse. Many drunken beefy red faced opinionated drunken Micks... Well, same amount and just as opinionated and no more beefy but slightly more drunken and red faced.
ANDS THAT WAS THE WOMEN!!!@!@@
ANDS THAT WAS THE WOMEN!!!@!@@
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apparently you failed to sober up, ever
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Failed?
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Do you seriously not know who couch's ex is?bennyonesix wrote:I do not know who any of these [people are but I trust Lauren Jennai implicitly is all I can say
You've got a lot to learn about the history of this thread.
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bennyonesix wrote:I do not know who any of these [people are but I trust Lauren Jennai implicitly is all I can say
This chick is dangerously close to having a set of saggy, NatGeo titties.
Also, she has a scrunchyface. 2/10 do not want.
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I'd hit her like the fist of an angry god 21/15/9 times.Kenny X wrote:bennyonesix wrote:I do not know who any of these [people are but I trust Lauren Jennai implicitly is all I can say
This chick is dangerously close to having a set of saggy, NatGeo titties.
Also, she has a scrunchyface. 2/10 do not want.
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I'm not judging. I just don't like full-sized women who have scrunchy midget faces. It's weird, like fucking a tall ventriloquist's dummy.SubClaw wrote:I'd hit her like the fist of an angry god 21/15/9 times.Kenny X wrote:bennyonesix wrote:I do not know who any of these [people are but I trust Lauren Jennai implicitly is all I can say
This chick is dangerously close to having a set of saggy, NatGeo titties.
Also, she has a scrunchyface. 2/10 do not want.
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I gotta sied with Kenny x on this!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Scrunchyface is now added to my lexicon
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Less scrunchyface than fivehead - perhaps even sixhead.
Pretty sure those are fake and gravity will not be winning the day.
Pretty sure those are fake and gravity will not be winning the day.
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Yeah, those are like 350 cc funbags.
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The unpleasantness surround the CF kids thing really kind of took me aback. I thought that CF, Inc had grown past that. Jenai chiming in on the thing was odd, because as far as I know, GG bought her out entirely, except she does have that history of screwing over that JoeyCCT guy when she opened that huge purpose built "Captain Crossfit" in Prescott.
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I'd trust the leopard to change its spots long before I'd trust the Glassman/Jenai clan to stop being vengeful dicks.
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That doesn't change the fact that they are saggy and unattractive!syaigh wrote:Yeah, those are like 350 cc funbags.
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She cleans up real nice, Kenny. It's just that like her train wreck of an ex-husband, she has no problem posting less than flattering pics on the internet.Kenny X wrote:That doesn't change the fact that they are saggy and unattractive!syaigh wrote:Yeah, those are like 350 cc funbags.
Tantum validus superstes
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Her Ex has always reminded me of a hobbit.Cave Canem wrote:She cleans up real nice, Kenny. It's just that like her train wreck of an ex-husband, she has no problem posting less than flattering pics on the internet.Kenny X wrote:That doesn't change the fact that they are saggy and unattractive!syaigh wrote:Yeah, those are like 350 cc funbags.