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The California pornographic film industry turned out in force Thursday to oppose regulations that would have forced actors to wear condoms and, in some cases, goggles, face shields or rubber gloves when on camera.
the face shield is an inspired innovation
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dead man walking wrote:
The California pornographic film industry turned out in force Thursday to oppose regulations that would have forced actors to wear condoms and, in some cases, goggles, face shields or rubber gloves when on camera.
the face shield is an inspired innovation
I wonder if second hand smoke is prohibited on CA porn sets.
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Goggles, face shields and rubber gloves? These sound like regulations proposed by some very twisted fetishists.
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Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons

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buckethead wrote:Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons
Don't forget scuba divers!
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They are now Politically Correct our fucking Porn!

What The Fuck?!

Link or it didn’t happen.

Unlike some fucks around here, I'll click a Link.




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Ok, some Star Wars porn might get better, but you can only watch it so many times before you're going to just have to see a load shot on Princess Laya's face, right in the eyes from a hand pumped crank.




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"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill

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buckethead wrote:Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons
Unless you only watch lezzie pr0n. Clam on clam action is much safer, so it can be performed the way it's supposed to.
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In racing industry in Australia the number of whips a jockey can deliver to his horse is regulated. I can see this rule coming to porn industry. As well as maximum - or minimum - on strokes before the load is released.
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This is why we're losing so many jobs to Eastern Europe.
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Slavs are genetically predisposed to stretchier assholes.

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