IGX

I see your shitty Vitamix and raise you five dick punches! That shitty fucking blender takes as long to set up and clean up as it does to swap out an engine in a top fuel dragster. Fuck that shit. The Nutribullet is the shit you asslickers and you better just stop your blaspheme! My powers are growing stronger every day I mix up some freaky shit in da 'Bullet so if'n you don't want to wake up with my 'nine turned sidewayz pointed at your dome you best chill.

To clean a Vitamix, you put a drop or two of dishwashing liquid and four cups of water in the pitcher, run for one minutes and rinse.

That is still 59 seconds longer than it takes to thoroughly clean the Nutribullet while doing fingertip pushups with one arm. Just free your mind and admit that the Vitamix sucks big green donkey dicks. Now, don't you feel better?

Fuckin' A, Shapebaby. Not to mention, take the money you'd spend on a Vitamix and buy a Nutribullet for oneself and buy another three for your friends for the same price.

The kids have been asking for chocolate pudding, so my wife took unsweetened cocoa powder, unsweetened coconut milk, a little heavy cream, some pure maple syrup and a motherfucking avocado. Presto! In seconds, the Nutribullet whipped-up a most righteous pudding/mousse. While I like avocado, NFW would you guess it was in this pudding--so for you avocado haters with a sweet tooth, this is especially for you. Stick to your Jello Snack Packs if you wish, but Nutribullet pudding is at least 317% better tasting and 512% healthier. Booyah!, Nutribullet, Booyah!

Boo to the fuckin' yah! Hater's gonna hate. You Vitamix pole smokers try something like that! No way that could be done in a Vitamix and even if you could you wouldn't look half a cool as you would with a Nutribullet.

155 replies and 4122 reviews as of this post. Amazing work Lie-Nap!

I broke out my old Magic Bullet today and made a little concoction. Wondering if I had upgraded to the nutribullet a little earlier if I would have dodged this whole cold/flu thing I've been dealing with this week.

There's a lot of one star reviews on Amazon for this thing. Might need a Pappy and Bolt Operation featuring Nappie to post some reviews and restore consumer confidence stat.

Rather than say how awesome it is, attack the one star reviewers for their sloped heads and shit

baffled wrote: Wondering if I had upgraded to the nutribullet a little earlier if I would have dodged this whole cold/flu thing I've been dealing with this week.

Of course you would have dodged your cold/flu. Obstinate mindsets are one of an IGx'ers blessings that curses us from time to time.

Fuck it, I'll head to my local Target and pick one up. Expect to see me healthy as an ox, with a bw x 2.5 back squat for reps followed by a 400m interval sprint workout tomorrow.

nafod wrote:There's a lot of one star reviews on Amazon for this thing. Might need a Pappy and Bolt Operation featuring Nappie to post some reviews and restore consumer confidence stat.

Rather than say how awesome it is, attack the one star reviewers for their sloped heads and shit

Amazon reviews, be they positive or negative, are for knucklefucks. As such, I would never buy or not buy based on what some anonymous AmaZONTARD has to say on their piddly little reviews. We have, on this most awesome forum that steers no lie-man or lesbian wrong, 4 or 5 new Nutribullet owners as a result of this thread and all are happy with their purchase. All bullshitto aside, it is a most excellent product for the money.

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

nafod wrote:There's a lot of one star reviews on Amazon for this thing. Might need a Pappy and Bolt Operation featuring Nappie to post some reviews and restore consumer confidence stat.

Rather than say how awesome it is, attack the one star reviewers for their sloped heads and shit

Amazon reviews, be they positive or negative, are for knucklefucks. As such, I would never buy or not buy based on what some anonymous AmaZONTARD has to say on their piddly little reviews. We have, on this most awesome forum that steers no lie-man or lesbian wrong, 4 or 5 new Nutribullet owners as a result of this thread and all are happy with their purchase. All bullshitto aside, it is a most excellent product for the money.

Still, I would enjoy an IgX-inspired review posted there.

Think of the children, for Allah's sake!

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:The kids have been asking for chocolate pudding, so my wife took unsweetened cocoa powder, unsweetened coconut milk, a little heavy cream, some pure maple syrup and a motherfucking avocado.

That sounds disgusting.

162 posts and counting-- and still no Troicasso. GET ON IT SPELLS!!!!!

protobuilder wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:The kids have been asking for chocolate pudding, so my wife took unsweetened cocoa powder, unsweetened coconut milk, a little heavy cream, some pure maple syrup and a motherfucking avocado.

That sounds disgusting.

I can only tell you it absolutely tastes better than Jell-O pudding, it's quicker to make (when using the Nutribullet, of course) and its ingredients are far easier to pronounce.

First time ever I`ve seen Jell-o with chocolate flavour! Safe for proto to eat?

If it doesn't say "cock" in the ingredients Proto is no go.

don't be horrid, m8s

Proto,you could try a cock shaped blueberry pie.

I was in Kohl's w/Mrs. Donkey this weekend and we walked by the Nutribullet. I told her that I heard they were good.
Now I see one in my kitchen. Apparently I hit a hot button.

DrDonkeyLove wrote: Now I see one in my kitchen.

God has smiled on you.

Was up late last night after blown plans. Saw a nutribullet commercial. Said it grows your beard thicker, takes away back pain and could have let Christopher Reeve walk again.

I was skeptical, then remembered this thread. I ordered 5.

baffled wrote:Was up late last night after blown plans. Saw a nutribullet commercial. Said it grows your beard thicker, takes away back pain and could have let Christopher Reeve walk again.

I was skeptical, then remembered this thread. I ordered 5.

C'mon, man. At least the rest of us attempt a modicum of legitimacy in our statements about the Nutribullet. No way you purchased five of them.

baffled wrote:155 replies and 4122 reviews as of this post. Amazing work Lie-Nap!

I broke out my old Magic Bullet today and made a little concoction. Wondering if I had upgraded to the nutribullet a little earlier if I would have dodged this whole cold/flu thing I've been dealing with this week.

LOL. Pretty sure you would have got sick no matter how much juicing you did

Herv100 wrote:

baffled wrote:155 replies and 4122 reviews as of this post. Amazing work Lie-Nap!

I broke out my old Magic Bullet today and made a little concoction. Wondering if I had upgraded to the nutribullet a little earlier if I would have dodged this whole cold/flu thing I've been dealing with this week.

LOL. Pretty sure you would have got sick no matter how much juicing you did

Sarcasm.