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Don't get me wrong. I'm a friend to wild and domestic animals alike, and I'm all for helping out when I can if I can do it responsibly.

But I gotta draw the line at adopting wild grizzly bears and letting them into my home, letting them play with the kids, inviting them to my fucking wedding.... That's just a stupid fucking idea and a whole bunch of really fucking messy accidents just waiting to happen! I mean Jesus Christ what if he shits in the pool!!??

They're just misunderstood creatures.

"why did you bite me???"

"you knew I was a snake."

Three questions these pictures obviously raise.

How did he marry such a hottie?

What is his Fran time?

If a Bear shits in the grass after eating you, are you still paleo?

I don't always drink beer...

There are plenty of bear lovers on this board (and one Bear Icon, s'up, Shaf) but this is going too far.

Dude is crazy. Love the sig, Ag!

WildGorillaMan wrote:There are plenty of bear lovers on this board (and one Bear Icon, s'up, Shaf) but this is going too far.

Yeah, he's barely 200 pounds. If "bear" now includes every country boy with a worn out hat, we're going to need to update our website.

Mickey O'neil wrote:Dude is crazy. Love the sig, Ag!

"Mr. President we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!"

He must be a believer that environment has the biggest effect on a bear's actions.

Good for him if he is correct.

I'm 'gonna' put my money on genes are by far the biggest determinant on the bears ultimate
actions. I'll play a sad fiddle dirge at his upcoming misfortune.

What amazes me is that he found a woman who didn't go all Bridezilla when the subject of letting a grizzly bear be a groomsman came up! From the looks of the bystanders in a few of the pictures it seems like everybody this dude knows is comfortable with the arrangement.

Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.

Ed Zachary wrote:Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE YOU BAD BAD MAN!

protobuilder wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE YOU BAD BAD MAN!

LOL

I'm a wee slip of man or a mini bear if you will.

She's at more risk than him. Bear gets jealous. Rips off her face. Remorse irrelevant. She is all over the interwebz and bear gets put down. Sad story.

Ed Zachary wrote:Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.

Bad news for Jehovah's Witnesses, that's for sure.

That magnificent mother fucker

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.

Bad news for Jehovah's Witnesses, that's for sure.

Not to mention Trick or Treaters.

Awesome pics. Still a stupid idea.

That's ok one day his house will only have the bear in it.

The Timothy Treadwell documentary surely put an end to this kind of silliness... Big animals tolerate humans as loong as they are well fed. When they get hungry then humans = food. Top quote from the doc; "In my experience bears will eat their own young so they can fornicate again". Top idea, bears.

odin wrote:"In my experience bears will eat their own young so they can fornicate again". Top idea, bears.

I could get behind that.

odin wrote:The Timothy Treadwell documentary surely put an end to this kind of silliness... Big animals tolerate humans as loong as they are well fed. When they get hungry then humans = food. Top quote from the doc; "In my experience bears will eat their own young so they can fornicate again". Top idea, bears.

"In my experience.."? Is he a bear- fucker?

Gorbachev wrote:

odin wrote:The Timothy Treadwell documentary surely put an end to this kind of silliness... Big animals tolerate humans as loong as they are well fed. When they get hungry then humans = food. Top quote from the doc; "In my experience bears will eat their own young so they can fornicate again". Top idea, bears.

"In my experience.."? Is he a bear- fucker?

Perhaps it's the other way around, homie.

Gorbachev wrote:

odin wrote:The Timothy Treadwell documentary surely put an end to this kind of silliness... Big animals tolerate humans as loong as they are well fed. When they get hungry then humans = food. Top quote from the doc; "In my experience bears will eat their own young so they can fornicate again". Top idea, bears.

"In my experience.."? Is he a bear- fucker?

Not if he calls for booty calls at 2AM CST he isn't.