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A1A BA wrote:@fit Rorschach test:

If the contestant answers “Beaver” SHE goes straight to Andro Friday

Is she preggers or is that HGH gut?

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Is she preggers or is that HGH gut?

I think it's an illusion caused by her unconsciously pushing her cooter at Baseball Cap Boy, there.

Lurkers, is this man fat and out of shape? Fuck people, wake the fuck up. Couch is a bloated alcoholic.

A1A BA wrote:@fit Rorschach test:

If the contestant answers “Beaver” SHE goes straight to Andro Friday

Damn. That's some serious andro. I like it.

The lack of tittays contraindicates pregnancy. I'm going to double down on GH gut.

I'm going to double down too.

lasalle wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

If you were dying of scurvy and started taking vitamin C, would recovery be considered miraculous by the docs? Vigorous exercise is an essential ingredient for gene expression (health). Why is it considered miraculous when people start to show improved capacity/health with CrossFit? Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history. We have the largest human population experiencing increased genetic capacity (you know, across broad time and modal domains) ever. CrossFit IS CHANGING THE WORLD. The size of this movement is mind boggling. How about the potential survival of the species?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55787

sigh

thank you for refilling my hate tank. That's right you fucking sheep. You're part of the master race now. Survival in the new world will be predicated on the ability to do a single flailing muscle up and deadlift 1xbody weight. You will build a race of elite supermen!

Sheep.

I love and embrace this mentality. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hope @fit continues to grow. I'd much rather have to fight some @fit faggot after a couple of beers at the local bar than some motherfucker that trains like the Power Midget.

Crust Bucket wrote:I'm going to double down too.

Yeah, she's a peach, isn't she?

WildGorillaMan wrote:

A1A BA wrote:@fit Rorschach test:

If the contestant answers “Beaver” SHE goes straight to Andro Friday

Is she preggers or is that HGH gut?

Looks like a combination of lordosis, and too many "thrusters" and "cheat meals."

This must have been taken before the knee sock fad hit...every fucking one of them is wearing "capri" pants.

"staff" shirts - lols

Is Tobias Lund an IGXer or are the sheeple finally coming to their senses?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55791

Glassman, 53, a competitive college gymnast and the
son of an engineering professor,

College gymNast now? If he keeps going he will end up as an olympian. Still no record amywhere of his elietenss.

Coach Glassman trained a celebrity/athlete clientele in dozens of Southern California gyms, finding success with an efficient, high intensity workout

but here is all they need as proof. Pic of the hanging couch
http://wapedia.mobi/en/CrossFit

can this site be fucked with wiki style? also looking for ideas for a boney pudding facebook page, couch crassmen needs a friend. any ideas?

Glassman as god continues for Kate Rawlings...apparently He makes you better in school too, just by showing you how to workout like a douchebag: http://katerawlings.com/

The rain stopped pouring down, the clouds parted and I think I even saw a little bit of sun. I put together an attack plan and I feel reenergized to take on Corporate Finance, and all it took was a simple CrossFit analogy. I have learned so much more from CrossFit than moving heavy weight far distances.
....
For that I have to thank Coach, the community and my box.

She thanks her box.

I have learned so much more from CrossFit than moving heavy weight far distances.
....

When did she do that? Fuck, when did ANY of them do that?

Oh I forgot. They multiply 30 lbs by XXX reps and carry the 1, invert the ratio under the N curve and... voila! ELITE!

I don't even know where to begin with this one:

still not naked

Somewhere over on Draper's forum is either a bit by Dave or Laree saying that they knew who Glassman was, and that he'd trained people, but that they'd never seen him with celebrities or athletes.

That deep sea diver suit is awesome. I wonder if she has the rest of the Scooby Doo life sized monster collection.

[urlhttp://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_article/spo ... nd_wendler[/url]

Tate and Wendler talking about coaches who lift:

Nate Green: So, Jim, what's your workout program look like?

JW: I do 5/3/1. I start with the basic stretching and foam roll bullshit, and do a couple mobility movements. Then I lift and do conditioning. It's basic and vanilla, but I've learned over the years that the fewer variables you have in your program, the easier it is to see what's wrong. I can make one little change and get back on course.

DT: He's being modest. There's an important point here that needs to be stressed: he's doing his own program. How many coaches are doing programs they've put out there? And how many coaches are making gains from that program? Jim's breaking PR's every week and things are always moving forward. That's very important

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:That deep sea diver suit is awesome. I wonder if she has the rest of the Scooby Doo life sized monster collection.

Zoinks! Is that a dildo Barky's got holstered on captain nemo?

Did no one comment on the interview T-Bag did with Rippetoe the other day or did I miss it?

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_arti ... g_strength

8/13/08 was the date of that interview.

chi wrote:still not naked

I'm no longer impressed. Reading that fucking blog of hers did it-she would be a self absorbed handful.

Also, further lulz in the "@fit is changing the world" thread: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 787&page=2 responding to Glassman saying we have the "largest N in the world".

Also, if we talk about N, I think Chinese students doing their morning gymnastics/calisthenics produces a larger N.

Are people taking Glassman's comments seriously about "largest group of N" or whatever?? Didn't he just admit he had no data, or was it evidence?

It's not a...*burp*...mathematical reality.

Ineluctably. Now, back to inverting *hiccup* the hypotenus....