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Holland Oates wrote:Jeezus! Has Castro suffered some kind of injury? He moves like an old man.
Speaking on behalf of old men everywhere, blow me.

But how exactly is laying down on the ground and then getting up again a "burpee"? I never could understand an "exercise" that would cause someone to flop on the ground (except for what we called up-downs in full gear in H.S. football).
Whatever happened to the good old squat thrust?
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You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.

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Navy SEAL, Dave Castro......

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He actually filmed this in his garage and posted it. Motherfucker is barely making it over the bar after the first set of thrusters. And who slams a 95# bar? Lowering that shit under control is too fatiguing? Oh, and nice Labradoodle, Nancy (or, whatever the fuck that thing is).

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Are we supposed to believe this guy actually passed BUD/S selection? I mean, REALLY? In which alternate Universe?
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.


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In fairness, that's not a bad looking dog

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His own private Judge.

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The Crossfit Director of Programming, ladies and gentlemen. Former Navy SEAL

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The Crossfit Director of Programming, ladies and gentlemen. Former Navy SEAL
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

thats just fuckin embarassing
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:He actually filmed this in his garage and posted it. Motherfucker is barely making it over the bar after the first set of thrusters. And who slams a 95# bar? Lowering that shit under control is too fatiguing? Oh, and nice Labradoodle, Nancy (or, whatever the fuck that thing is).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnEImLCqffU[/youtube]
:ANAL: What Subclaw said, how did this faggot get through buds?
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Crossfit is to rapid force development what Bronyism is to reproductive behavior.


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Hey, it's not the labradoodle's fault it's owned by a faggot. All the good parts of a lab minus the non-stop fucking shedding.

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Virtuosity.


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Honestly, why is that any better than competing in cable crossovers and hopscotch for time?
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This is just sad.

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TerryB wrote:Honestly, why is that any better than competing in cable crossovers and hopscotch for time?
Don't laugh. They might not be as good at hopscotch as someone who plays it every day, but they're not bad at hopscotch and most hopscotch specialists can't lift as much they can.
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So, what's his passion?
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Freki wrote:So, what's his passion?
The perfect gimlet?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Freki wrote:So, what's his passion?
The perfect gimlet?
Banging hoes and getting fat. Can any of us really argue the point?
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One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.

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Well, shit. I'm glad he's ok. This could happen in any kind of situation, though. If he was out on a track by himself, he'd be dead now. Kudos for the guy giving CPR and kudos to the officers


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rjudo wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:He actually filmed this in his garage and posted it. Motherfucker is barely making it over the bar after the first set of thrusters. And who slams a 95# bar? Lowering that shit under control is too fatiguing? Oh, and nice Labradoodle, Nancy (or, whatever the fuck that thing is).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnEImLCqffU[/youtube]
:ANAL: What Subclaw said, how did this faggot get through buds?
Maybe he is sick and dying

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X-shitters will make fun of his form, but another cock strong guy destroys a Crossfit mainstay workout while maintaining zero cardio fitness. Proof that strempf (and prolly drugz) trumps all.

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Are we supposed to believe this guy actually passed BUD/S selection? I mean, REALLY?
No.
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