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This canNOT be a tat of Barky on his arm? Right?

Odds are that B-Boy will be with a new squeeze by summer’s end. Word is he’s already scouting the 2010 talent at the certs and should have at least his top draft picks by the Gaymes. B-boy’s is no bitch’s fool. He knows that Barky is keeping a strict Zone and she’s still fairly smooth. This is a bad omen. A couple of bad months of eating, hitting 30 or getting knocked up will push this ding bat into a Sally Struthers look-a-like for keeps. The bloom fell off Sheri and Barky has the plump gene. B-boy needs a new @fit slut.

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Oh the memories....

Good old Couch
Where did my not working out come from? It came from the NYT. Cooperman asked if I did the WOD every day. I said, “no, I’m usually experimenting on myself and others with protocols that will quickly be abandoned and it would be unethical to spread them to the community at large adding that most of what we monkey with will never make it to wider audience.” I also let her know that locally we only rarely do the WOD because I have better options, trainers, and equipment than does the cyber community of CrossFit. I also told her I had a penchant for bicycles that kept me from being as fit as I might. I was the original CrossFitter and I can, at 49, still outperform more CrossFitters than not.
I take it you are still experimenting with the gin WOD?
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LiftHeavyShit wrote:Oh the memories....

Good old Couch
Where did my not working out come from? It came from the NYT. Cooperman asked if I did the WOD every day. I said, “no, I’m usually experimenting on myself and others with protocols that will quickly be abandoned and it would be unethical to spread them to the community at large adding that most of what we monkey with will never make it to wider audience.” I also let her know that locally we only rarely do the WOD because I have better options, trainers, and equipment than does the cyber community of CrossFit. I also told her I had a penchant for bicycles that kept me from being as fit as I might. I was the original CrossFitter and I can, at 49, still outperform more CrossFitters than not.
I take it you are still experimenting with the gin WOD?
I'm 49. Any workout, any place, any time, any weight or any fucking specialized equipment. Let's do a cycling run, and I'll still take you without working hard. I'll even hobble myself so you'll have no excuses. What a horses ass.

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L-T wrote:
LiftHeavyShit wrote:Oh the memories....

Good old Couch
Where did my not working out come from? It came from the NYT. Cooperman asked if I did the WOD every day. I said, “no, I’m usually experimenting on myself and others with protocols that will quickly be abandoned and it would be unethical to spread them to the community at large adding that most of what we monkey with will never make it to wider audience.” I also let her know that locally we only rarely do the WOD because I have better options, trainers, and equipment than does the cyber community of CrossFit. I also told her I had a penchant for bicycles that kept me from being as fit as I might. I was the original CrossFitter and I can, at 49, still outperform more CrossFitters than not.
I take it you are still experimenting with the gin WOD?
I'm 49. Any workout, any place, any time, any weight or any fucking specialized equipment. Let's do a cycling run, and I'll still take you without working hard. I'll even hobble myself so you'll have no excuses. What a horses ass.

When I was allowed to post on the @fit boards I challenged couch to a boxing match after he said he could run circles around me in ANY venue. I offered to box him on one leg with my right arm tied behind my back using a 16 ounce glove. That comment got deleted forthright. He's a pussy that hides behind his "elite athletes".

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Rant wrote:That comment got deleted forthright. He's a pussy that hides behind his "elite athletes".
The only @Fitter big enough for Couch to be hiding behind...

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http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/CF ... arlins.pdf
Hmmm...I'm thinking that by the degree of Kool-Aid inebriation in this article, along with trying to have major leaguers "do @F" (as usual, whatever the hell that means), that this guy is not going to have his job for very long.
In a highly skilled sport such as baseball, not all are athletes, but the good players are certainly athletic, and most were multi-sport athletes prior to being professional baseball players.
Seriously? Did he just say that not all pro baseball players are actually athletes? Now I can understand John Kruk saying that, but a trainer?
My role is to improve Florida Marlins baseball players athletically or enhance performance, but it’s also one of injury prevention. In some eyes, preventing injuries is more important because of the business of baseball.
And he wants to have pro ball players @F. Shhhhhh...don't tell him about the injury board!
You can certainly understand the importance of keeping healthy players on the field, and isn’t a “fit” player a healthier player? I feel the answer is yes, especially if we are using the definition of fitness that CrossFit has provided.
Ahahaha. See how well your definition of "fitness" goes over with the bosses when they're shitcanning you for hurting players.
A general physical preparedness type of program will equip the player for whatever he may encounter on the field of play, and if a baseball player is adequate in all three of CrossFit’s fitness standards, he will have a better chance to be injury-free and perform to his best ability throughout the 162-game regular season—plus playoffs, hopefully!
I don't think this guy ever played baseball. Obviously, players haven't been getting by with their GPP deficiencies over the years...and we all know that it is conditioning that wins baseball games. Jeebus. Seriously, is there a sport that needs LESS GPP and MORE SPP than baseball, other than curling?

Also, he may want to review how many @Fers last longer than three years on the program. The burnout rate of combining @F with a 162+ game season should be fun to watch, since @F is so good at inducing burnout all by itself.
After jumping into CrossFit at a local affiliate, I thought the programming was similar to my own thoughts on interval training and intensity.
So this article is just some ass-kissing in the name of HIIT, then?
It’s difficult to introduce new movement patterns to baseball players during spring training. A player’s training intensity is very individualized as well. Again, injury prevention is No. 1 on the list of precautions, and implementing new patterns during spring training can increase injury frequency—and no one wants that. Integrating CrossFit into a professional baseball program becomes tricky, and you need to rely heavily on your player evaluations.
Let's see what we all know we have with @F:
  • Poorly chosen movement patterns (SDHP & thrusters, anyone?)
  • Same "program" for pro athletes and grandmas, just "scaled"
  • No attention to injury prevention, more attention to injury denial
Polar opposites, no?
The truth is this: no training method must be allowed to negatively affect on-field performance because of injury, fatigue or recovery issues.
The truth is, this guy must not have shit for experience with @F.
A player’s position and how often he plays will affect his training. Most of us have torn our hands on more than one occasion while doing a kipping pull-up, muscle-up or even a kettlebell swing. A blister may not only put a pitcher on the disabled list but can also affect his throwing mechanics and move the stress up the kinetic chain to the elbow or shoulder. A tear or blister can affect a position hitter’s swing dramatically, so not every exercise (as prescribed) may be beneficial. But the beautiful part of the CrossFit methodology is that it can
be scaled and adjusted as needed.
Customized HIIT with non-@F exercises IS NOT @F, no matter how many times you say it is while rocking back and forth in the corner. There is no @F methodology.
Another important aspect of CrossFit methodology comes from its sense of randomness. Baseball players are creatures of habit. They believe in routine, almost to a fault. They’re very regimented when it comes to what they eat, how they wear their uniform, how many swings they take in the cage or pitches in the bullpen, and, of course, what and when they train. CrossFit teaches us to be prepared for whatever comes our way, which is important because not every game goes as scripted. Players need to adapt. Routine is the enemy.
Um, maybe baseball attracts certain personalities. Think of that one? Have fun being random, getting players so sore that their game sucks ass, then go back to your delusions of "routine is the enemy".
Overhead throwing is one of the main demands placed on the baseball player. This unnatural movement places a lot of stress on the upper extremity, mainly the shoulder complex and elbow region.
Throwing is unnatural. Wow. More than rowing? (not to knock rowing, I like rowing)

I think a task force should be created to stop babies from the terribly unnatural movement of throwing their food...they know not what they do.


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Quack Attack wrote:http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/CF ... arlins.pdf
Hmmm...I'm thinking that by the degree of Kool-Aid inebriation in this article, along with trying to have major leaguers "do @F" (as usual, whatever the hell that means), that this guy is not going to have his job for very long.
In a highly skilled sport such as baseball, not all are athletes, but the good players are certainly athletic, and most were multi-sport athletes prior to being professional baseball players.
Seriously? Did he just say that not all pro baseball players are actually athletes? Now I can understand John Kruk saying that, but a trainer?
My role is to improve Florida Marlins baseball players athletically or enhance performance, but it’s also one of injury prevention. In some eyes, preventing injuries is more important because of the business of baseball.
And he wants to have pro ball players @F. Shhhhhh...don't tell him about the injury board!
You can certainly understand the importance of keeping healthy players on the field, and isn’t a “fit” player a healthier player? I feel the answer is yes, especially if we are using the definition of fitness that CrossFit has provided.
Ahahaha. See how well your definition of "fitness" goes over with the bosses when they're shitcanning you for hurting players.
A general physical preparedness type of program will equip the player for whatever he may encounter on the field of play, and if a baseball player is adequate in all three of CrossFit’s fitness standards, he will have a better chance to be injury-free and perform to his best ability throughout the 162-game regular season—plus playoffs, hopefully!
I don't think this guy ever played baseball. Obviously, players haven't been getting by with their GPP deficiencies over the years...and we all know that it is conditioning that wins baseball games. Jeebus. Seriously, is there a sport that needs LESS GPP and MORE SPP than baseball, other than curling?

Also, he may want to review how many @Fers last longer than three years on the program. The burnout rate of combining @F with a 162+ game season should be fun to watch, since @F is so good at inducing burnout all by itself.
After jumping into CrossFit at a local affiliate, I thought the programming was similar to my own thoughts on interval training and intensity.
So this article is just some ass-kissing in the name of HIIT, then?
It’s difficult to introduce new movement patterns to baseball players during spring training. A player’s training intensity is very individualized as well. Again, injury prevention is No. 1 on the list of precautions, and implementing new patterns during spring training can increase injury frequency—and no one wants that. Integrating CrossFit into a professional baseball program becomes tricky, and you need to rely heavily on your player evaluations.
Let's see what we all know we have with @F:
  • Poorly chosen movement patterns (SDHP & thrusters, anyone?)
  • Same "program" for pro athletes and grandmas, just "scaled"
  • No attention to injury prevention, more attention to injury denial
Polar opposites, no?
The truth is this: no training method must be allowed to negatively affect on-field performance because of injury, fatigue or recovery issues.
The truth is, this guy must not have shit for experience with @F.
A player’s position and how often he plays will affect his training. Most of us have torn our hands on more than one occasion while doing a kipping pull-up, muscle-up or even a kettlebell swing. A blister may not only put a pitcher on the disabled list but can also affect his throwing mechanics and move the stress up the kinetic chain to the elbow or shoulder. A tear or blister can affect a position hitter’s swing dramatically, so not every exercise (as prescribed) may be beneficial. But the beautiful part of the CrossFit methodology is that it can
be scaled and adjusted as needed.
Customized HIIT with non-@F exercises IS NOT @F, no matter how many times you say it is while rocking back and forth in the corner. There is no @F methodology.
Another important aspect of CrossFit methodology comes from its sense of randomness. Baseball players are creatures of habit. They believe in routine, almost to a fault. They’re very regimented when it comes to what they eat, how they wear their uniform, how many swings they take in the cage or pitches in the bullpen, and, of course, what and when they train. CrossFit teaches us to be prepared for whatever comes our way, which is important because not every game goes as scripted. Players need to adapt. Routine is the enemy.
Um, maybe baseball attracts certain personalities. Think of that one? Have fun being random, getting players so sore that their game sucks ass, then go back to your delusions of "routine is the enemy".
Overhead throwing is one of the main demands placed on the baseball player. This unnatural movement places a lot of stress on the upper extremity, mainly the shoulder complex and elbow region.
Throwing is unnatural. Wow. More than rowing? (not to knock rowing, I like rowing)

I think a task force should be created to stop babies from the terribly unnatural movement of throwing their food...they know not what they do.

This is terrible. You need to learn to hone your hate.

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IMO this Marlins couch is bucking for founder of @Fit Baseball. He can lose his MLB job and still make the big @Fit $$$ by selling the baseball program to faggots playing beer (PALEO) league softball.

This should be very entertaining.
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Sent the article to a friend of mine who pitched in MLB for quite a few years (2 World Series) and he LOLing.

Also, @Fit made MILO this month. I haven't read it yet.
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And that is some very nice Andro IMO.
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And that is some very nice Andro IMO.
Agreed. That is my kind of chunky love monkey!! We have a name for this bitch?

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And that is some very nice Andro IMO.
Agreed. That is my kind of chunky love monkey!! We have a name for this bitch?
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Quack Attack wrote:http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/CF ... arlins.pdf
Hmmm...I'm thinking that by the degree of Kool-Aid inebriation in this article, along with trying to have major leaguers "do @F" (as usual, whatever the hell that means), that this guy is not going to have his job for very long.
In a highly skilled sport such as baseball, not all are athletes, but the good players are certainly athletic, and most were multi-sport athletes prior to being professional baseball players.
Seriously? Did he just say that not all pro baseball players are actually athletes? Now I can understand John Kruk saying that, but a trainer?
My role is to improve Florida Marlins baseball players athletically or enhance performance, but it’s also one of injury prevention. In some eyes, preventing injuries is more important because of the business of baseball.
And he wants to have pro ball players @F. Shhhhhh...don't tell him about the injury board!
You can certainly understand the importance of keeping healthy players on the field, and isn’t a “fit” player a healthier player? I feel the answer is yes, especially if we are using the definition of fitness that CrossFit has provided.
Ahahaha. See how well your definition of "fitness" goes over with the bosses when they're shitcanning you for hurting players.
A general physical preparedness type of program will equip the player for whatever he may encounter on the field of play, and if a baseball player is adequate in all three of CrossFit’s fitness standards, he will have a better chance to be injury-free and perform to his best ability throughout the 162-game regular season—plus playoffs, hopefully!
I don't think this guy ever played baseball. Obviously, players haven't been getting by with their GPP deficiencies over the years...and we all know that it is conditioning that wins baseball games. Jeebus. Seriously, is there a sport that needs LESS GPP and MORE SPP than baseball, other than curling?

Also, he may want to review how many @Fers last longer than three years on the program. The burnout rate of combining @F with a 162+ game season should be fun to watch, since @F is so good at inducing burnout all by itself.
After jumping into CrossFit at a local affiliate, I thought the programming was similar to my own thoughts on interval training and intensity.
So this article is just some ass-kissing in the name of HIIT, then?
It’s difficult to introduce new movement patterns to baseball players during spring training. A player’s training intensity is very individualized as well. Again, injury prevention is No. 1 on the list of precautions, and implementing new patterns during spring training can increase injury frequency—and no one wants that. Integrating CrossFit into a professional baseball program becomes tricky, and you need to rely heavily on your player evaluations.
Let's see what we all know we have with @F:
  • Poorly chosen movement patterns (SDHP & thrusters, anyone?)
  • Same "program" for pro athletes and grandmas, just "scaled"
  • No attention to injury prevention, more attention to injury denial
Polar opposites, no?
The truth is this: no training method must be allowed to negatively affect on-field performance because of injury, fatigue or recovery issues.
The truth is, this guy must not have shit for experience with @F.
A player’s position and how often he plays will affect his training. Most of us have torn our hands on more than one occasion while doing a kipping pull-up, muscle-up or even a kettlebell swing. A blister may not only put a pitcher on the disabled list but can also affect his throwing mechanics and move the stress up the kinetic chain to the elbow or shoulder. A tear or blister can affect a position hitter’s swing dramatically, so not every exercise (as prescribed) may be beneficial. But the beautiful part of the CrossFit methodology is that it can
be scaled and adjusted as needed.
Customized HIIT with non-@F exercises IS NOT @F, no matter how many times you say it is while rocking back and forth in the corner. There is no @F methodology.
Another important aspect of CrossFit methodology comes from its sense of randomness. Baseball players are creatures of habit. They believe in routine, almost to a fault. They’re very regimented when it comes to what they eat, how they wear their uniform, how many swings they take in the cage or pitches in the bullpen, and, of course, what and when they train. CrossFit teaches us to be prepared for whatever comes our way, which is important because not every game goes as scripted. Players need to adapt. Routine is the enemy.
Um, maybe baseball attracts certain personalities. Think of that one? Have fun being random, getting players so sore that their game sucks ass, then go back to your delusions of "routine is the enemy".
Overhead throwing is one of the main demands placed on the baseball player. This unnatural movement places a lot of stress on the upper extremity, mainly the shoulder complex and elbow region.
Throwing is unnatural. Wow. More than rowing? (not to knock rowing, I like rowing)

I think a task force should be created to stop babies from the terribly unnatural movement of throwing their food...they know not what they do.
http://ericcressey.com/crossfit-for-baseball

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Like Caviston said, do you see anybody doing mainpage WOD programming? No. That jagoff for the Marlins will basically implement HIIT, and call it "Cultfit." Then Glassman will crow about professional athletes using Cultfit.

When everything is "cultfit," nothing is.

More philosophically, is Cultfit without the injuries still Cultfit? I say no! Injuries are the sine qua non of Cultfit. They are what ineluctably separate the True Believers from the great unwashed.
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protobuilder wrote:More philosophically, is Cultfit without the injuries still Cultfit? I say no! Injuries are the sine qua non of Cultfit. They are what ineluctably separate the True Believers from the great unwashed.
=D> excellent usage of "ineluctably" in a sentence.

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powerlifter54 wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/CF ... arlins.pdf
Hmmm...I'm thinking that by the degree of Kool-Aid inebriation in this article, along with trying to have major leaguers "do @F" (as usual, whatever the hell that means), that this guy is not going to have his job for very long.
In a highly skilled sport such as baseball, not all are athletes, but the good players are certainly athletic, and most were multi-sport athletes prior to being professional baseball players.
Seriously? Did he just say that not all pro baseball players are actually athletes? Now I can understand John Kruk saying that, but a trainer?
My role is to improve Florida Marlins baseball players athletically or enhance performance, but it’s also one of injury prevention. In some eyes, preventing injuries is more important because of the business of baseball.
And he wants to have pro ball players @F. Shhhhhh...don't tell him about the injury board!
You can certainly understand the importance of keeping healthy players on the field, and isn’t a “fit” player a healthier player? I feel the answer is yes, especially if we are using the definition of fitness that CrossFit has provided.
Ahahaha. See how well your definition of "fitness" goes over with the bosses when they're shitcanning you for hurting players.
A general physical preparedness type of program will equip the player for whatever he may encounter on the field of play, and if a baseball player is adequate in all three of CrossFit’s fitness standards, he will have a better chance to be injury-free and perform to his best ability throughout the 162-game regular season—plus playoffs, hopefully!
I don't think this guy ever played baseball. Obviously, players haven't been getting by with their GPP deficiencies over the years...and we all know that it is conditioning that wins baseball games. Jeebus. Seriously, is there a sport that needs LESS GPP and MORE SPP than baseball, other than curling?

Also, he may want to review how many @Fers last longer than three years on the program. The burnout rate of combining @F with a 162+ game season should be fun to watch, since @F is so good at inducing burnout all by itself.
After jumping into CrossFit at a local affiliate, I thought the programming was similar to my own thoughts on interval training and intensity.
So this article is just some ass-kissing in the name of HIIT, then?
It’s difficult to introduce new movement patterns to baseball players during spring training. A player’s training intensity is very individualized as well. Again, injury prevention is No. 1 on the list of precautions, and implementing new patterns during spring training can increase injury frequency—and no one wants that. Integrating CrossFit into a professional baseball program becomes tricky, and you need to rely heavily on your player evaluations.
Let's see what we all know we have with @F:
  • Poorly chosen movement patterns (SDHP & thrusters, anyone?)
  • Same "program" for pro athletes and grandmas, just "scaled"
  • No attention to injury prevention, more attention to injury denial
Polar opposites, no?
The truth is this: no training method must be allowed to negatively affect on-field performance because of injury, fatigue or recovery issues.
The truth is, this guy must not have shit for experience with @F.
A player’s position and how often he plays will affect his training. Most of us have torn our hands on more than one occasion while doing a kipping pull-up, muscle-up or even a kettlebell swing. A blister may not only put a pitcher on the disabled list but can also affect his throwing mechanics and move the stress up the kinetic chain to the elbow or shoulder. A tear or blister can affect a position hitter’s swing dramatically, so not every exercise (as prescribed) may be beneficial. But the beautiful part of the CrossFit methodology is that it can
be scaled and adjusted as needed.
Customized HIIT with non-@F exercises IS NOT @F, no matter how many times you say it is while rocking back and forth in the corner. There is no @F methodology.
Another important aspect of CrossFit methodology comes from its sense of randomness. Baseball players are creatures of habit. They believe in routine, almost to a fault. They’re very regimented when it comes to what they eat, how they wear their uniform, how many swings they take in the cage or pitches in the bullpen, and, of course, what and when they train. CrossFit teaches us to be prepared for whatever comes our way, which is important because not every game goes as scripted. Players need to adapt. Routine is the enemy.
Um, maybe baseball attracts certain personalities. Think of that one? Have fun being random, getting players so sore that their game sucks ass, then go back to your delusions of "routine is the enemy".
Overhead throwing is one of the main demands placed on the baseball player. This unnatural movement places a lot of stress on the upper extremity, mainly the shoulder complex and elbow region.
Throwing is unnatural. Wow. More than rowing? (not to knock rowing, I like rowing)

I think a task force should be created to stop babies from the terribly unnatural movement of throwing their food...they know not what they do.
http://ericcressey.com/crossfit-for-baseball

i cannot think of a worse way to train for baseball than @fit. Except maybe self flagellation.
Perfect opportunity for one of us to start a wiki page on @fit baseball.
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Jag Panzer wrote:
protobuilder wrote:More philosophically, is Cultfit without the injuries still Cultfit? I say no! Injuries are the sine qua non of Cultfit. They are what ineluctably separate the True Believers from the great unwashed.
=D> excellent usage of "ineluctably" in a sentence.
Indeed.

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WildGorillaMan wrote: Not everyone can perform at an elite level, but everyone can get hurt and brag about it.
Without the "I survived Cultfit!" ethos, there is no Cultfit. It's California-based attention whoring at its best, translated into fitne$$ millions by Glasshat.
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I found the anomaly - a Brutha that does @fit. For no other reason, his form gives him away as an @fitter.

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And the comments are PRAISING this guy for a GREAT front squat.

You decide who has better form.

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Obviously the shirtless fag!
He is the only elite athlete there!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:And the comments are PRAISING this guy for a GREAT front squat.

You decide who has better form.

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Well, he does have the virtuosity to get his knees out of the way of his elbows...

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Re: The couch thread

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I was watching the NFL combine today. Seems to me the CrossFitters should be dominating just by showing up.

As far as baseball players doing CrossFit, hardly. Baseball players would be better off doing Strongman.
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