The couch thread
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Maybe I'm behind the curve when it comes to this thread but what's with the "Who would you workout with" thread over on CrossFit? Are those guys serious?
-Squirtle from Pokemon (WTF?)
-The real Spartans (I almost threw up at the retardedness of that. '300' has opened up an entire barrel of douchedom on the world. If the Spartans were any fuckin' good they'd still be around today. They're not the magical warriors people make them out to be. They were just a bunch of homos who didn't want other people fucking up their queer orgies. They were quite possibly the LEAST productive people in the known world at that time. All they did was fuck each other and fight wars.)
-T-rex (Working out with a dinosaur? What's the IQ over at that fuckin' place?)
-My imaginary girlfriend (*sigh* Won't even go there.)
-Sean-Claude Van Dam (At least spell his name right, douche.)
-"Pavel Tsatsouline - I would want to see if he is a master of strength or a master of marketing. I imagine it is somewhere in between." (That's rich coming from someone who bows down to a fat drunk who hasn't backed up a word in his life. What fuckin' douchebaggery.)
That's enough. I can't read that shit any more. It's like watching a special ed. talent show - you just cringe and thank God you're not them.
-Squirtle from Pokemon (WTF?)
-The real Spartans (I almost threw up at the retardedness of that. '300' has opened up an entire barrel of douchedom on the world. If the Spartans were any fuckin' good they'd still be around today. They're not the magical warriors people make them out to be. They were just a bunch of homos who didn't want other people fucking up their queer orgies. They were quite possibly the LEAST productive people in the known world at that time. All they did was fuck each other and fight wars.)
-T-rex (Working out with a dinosaur? What's the IQ over at that fuckin' place?)
-My imaginary girlfriend (*sigh* Won't even go there.)
-Sean-Claude Van Dam (At least spell his name right, douche.)
-"Pavel Tsatsouline - I would want to see if he is a master of strength or a master of marketing. I imagine it is somewhere in between." (That's rich coming from someone who bows down to a fat drunk who hasn't backed up a word in his life. What fuckin' douchebaggery.)
That's enough. I can't read that shit any more. It's like watching a special ed. talent show - you just cringe and thank God you're not them.

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Man, you said it. That movie went from moderately fun diversion to soul-searing douche infliction. If nothing else, it reminds you of just how many men secretly wonder about the taste of penis.Kraj wrote: '300' has opened up an entire barrel of douchedom on the world.

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Werd. Another late submission...GoDogGo! wrote:Chix with brix = do not want.

And if you wanted to see some strange shit on a DL, here's the above @Fer's mail-in video...I never knew about the "early arm bend" on a goddamn DL...(???)
http://www.vimeo.com/4923767
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Without the video (and mostly, even with it) it's hard to believe that's a chick. Dag.Resident Quack wrote:Werd. Another late submission...GoDogGo! wrote:Chix with brix = do not want.
And if you wanted to see some strange shit on a DL, here's the above @Fer's mail-in video...I never knew about the "early arm bend" on a goddamn DL...(???)
http://www.vimeo.com/4923767
Love the power-curl DLs. Maybe she really should work out with Pavel; at least he'd get her to straighten her damn arms.
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Does that freek really deny using hormones?

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I was only good for 5 reps of watching. Terrible, just terrible. Since I didn't watch the whole thing I probably shouldn't speak but goddamn it, that was terrible.
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Ok, ok, you caught me. i have been sneakily using the cult to get ripped. maybe need a tad less androgens though...WildGorillaMan wrote:
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Let us not overlook that hyr performance in that video (along with two other videos) earned her a spot at the Gaymes. That's one of their "best" (beast?).
I'm guessing with crap like this that the elite @Fers have average "career" spans about on par with NFL linemen...except for the fact that they don't make any $$ for kicking the shit out of themselves...
I'm guessing with crap like this that the elite @Fers have average "career" spans about on par with NFL linemen...except for the fact that they don't make any $$ for kicking the shit out of themselves...
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Even the HQ Affiliate page is onboard with Androgen Friday:

I see that the Breakfast of Champions, 24 raw eggs and a handful of A-Bombs isn't just for dudes anymore.

I see that the Breakfast of Champions, 24 raw eggs and a handful of A-Bombs isn't just for dudes anymore.
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I honestly believed that was Clarence Bass for a minute.GoDogGo! wrote:Without the video (and mostly, even with it) it's hard to believe that's a chick.Resident Quack wrote: Werd. Another late submission...
And if you wanted to see some strange shit on a DL, here's the above @Fer's mail-in video...I never knew about the "early arm bend" on a goddamn DL...(???)
http://www.vimeo.com/4923767
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What the fuck?Resident Quack wrote:Werd. Another late submission...GoDogGo! wrote:Chix with brix = do not want.
Why has there been this explosion of manchickism lately? Two years ago you would have NEVER seen messed up shit like that. The closet thing was Eva, and she was a lone example. Now, she's hardly the worst of many of her kind.
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Sorry dudes. I might snicker about @F chicks poppin' winnies and abombs, but I love me a muscley woman. Up to about 200# @12% bodyfat.
Smaller can go leaner. Bigger can go softer.
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Smaller can go leaner. Bigger can go softer.
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Why does this person have a 45 pound weight on one side of the bar and a 55 on the other? Strange loading there, even if they've got other weights on it that we cant see in the pic.
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It's not. Several low-end bumper plate manufacturers make colored plates that are offset in their weights.Dies Irae wrote:
Why does this person have a 45 pound weight on one side of the bar and a 55 on the other? Strange loading there, even if they've got other weights on it that we cant see in the pic.
10lbs = green, 25lbs = yellow, 35lbs = blue, 45lbs = red
That way, when you pull your 1RM deadlift of 315lbs, you can pretend it's just like lifting three pairs of real red plates (170kg, 374lbs).
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I got to 9 and it wasn't much better. Fumbled around a bit and couldn't find backspace so it would have been like 7.Crust Bucket wrote:I was only good for 5 reps of watching. Terrible, just terrible. Since I didn't watch the whole thing I probably shouldn't speak but goddamn it, that was terrible.
Found this older picture of Eva where she isn't as masculine looking. Or maybe it is the angle.

Those thighs are nice.
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Holy shit he looks like some mutant tranny. I think him and Eva should have a fight for the title of world's biggest she-male.beefheart wrote:
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Lucille Ball?
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Let's dial it back a little today.

No baby, leave the socks on.

No baby, leave the socks on.
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WOULD!WildGorillaMan wrote:Even the HQ Affiliate page is onboard with Androgen Friday:
I see that the Breakfast of Champions, 24 raw eggs and a handful of A-Bombs isn't just for dudes anymore.
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A former P&ber used to share encounters with Carrottop at the gym.
Very disturbing.
Very disturbing.
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More accurately, when someone pulls a 1RM deadlift of 255lbs, they can use 35's and pretend it's just like lifting three pairs of real blue plates.Patrick Donnelly wrote: Several low-end bumper plate manufacturers make colored plates that are offset in their weights.
10lbs = green, 25lbs = yellow, 35lbs = blue, 45lbs = red
That way, when you pull your 1RM deadlift of 315lbs, you can pretend it's just like lifting three pairs of real red plates (170kg, 374lbs).
Miscoloured plates are one of those little things that just piss me off. That, and pantywaists who load six 5kg bumpers a side onto the bar to squat with.
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Dunn wrote:Holy shit he looks like some mutant tranny. I think him and Eva should have a fight for the title of world's biggest she-male.beefheart wrote:
If by "disturbing" you mean "hilarious" then I agree.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:A former P&ber used to share encounters with Carrottop at the gym.
Very disturbing.
Does he get that pointy look on his medial delts by injecting there?
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Very much looks like site enhancement injections like Valentine did, only not retarded (as)