The couch thread

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:35 pm

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:22 am

Not Brit, but pretty clear where this one is from.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:36 am

sanchezero wrote:

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

She's cute no doubt with prolly a rockin' little ass but there are no tits to be found there and alas she must be tossed back to sea.

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:08 am

sanchezero wrote:

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

She seems to condone the use of a rubber....tire that is.

The Ginger Beard Man · Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:41 am

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54044
Best athletes OTHER THAN @fitters???
I know I shouldn't be surprised. I fucking know it. But holy shit these self-absorbed idiots keep surprising me. Is there a dentist who can get all their heads out of their asses, because they are jammed way the fuck up there.

The Ginger Beard Man · Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:52 am

http://crossfit.com/
And the mainpage rest day quote. One you trolls want to go and ask them where they keep the numbers?

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:18 am

PL, I got me a rhabdo T-shirt with your name on it. PM me.

The 12 days of @fit was sweet.

. . .and to all a good night.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:11 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:http://crossfit.com/
And the mainpage rest day quote. One you trolls want to go and ask them where they keep the numbers?

Grim, bud, for posterity you need to quote this stuff!

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005140.html
Here's the quote:

"I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind."
- Lord Kelvin (William Thomson, 1st Baron) (1824-1907) English physicist and mathematician. In: Popular Lectures and Addresses, London, 1889, v. I, p. 73.

And an observation that passive-aggressive character assassination is still being directed towards Mr. Wolff:

Quote doesn't hold water when talking about things that are subjective or individual specific such as artistic merit, musical preference, subjective pain evaluation, etc. The quote is a nice pot shot, however.
Comment #12 - Posted by: Ben Edelen at December 25, 2009 6:53 PM

Then there's the new video with Dave Tate, where at the end Bony Pudding shows his complete absence of knowledge regarding anything training-wise other than what has been spoonfed to him by couch:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... RahRah.wmv (.mov is at the link above if you want it)

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:20 pm

Sofa King wrote:PL, I got me a rhabdo T-shirt with your name on it. PM me.

If he leaves in the morning before you get up, he's probably not interested. Be happy with your souvenir.

Elliot Sands · Post by **Elliot Sands** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:44 pm

crossfit programming has been evolving fearlessly since day 1.
I have yet to see coach program something that did not work.
Suck it up y'all, do the work, reap the benefits, or go back to your globo gym nautilus machines!

That being said, I think I am subbing shoulder press for bench press, but hey, that's the best thing about crossfit: infinite scaleability/adaptability!!
Comment #16 - Posted by: ian M/32/182/5'11" at December 24, 2009 5:59 PM

nice comment from todays WOD,

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:54 pm

Suck it up y'all, do the work, reap the benefits, or go back to your globo gym nautilus machines!

This is the bullshit that is fed to the douches to get them to either work out alone, or pay for affiliate. Most @fitters that I have come into contact with were lawyers and accountants who were never active. Most were never shit in athletics so couch tells them that Golds Gym is full of a bunch of rapists doing 60 minute curl sessions. In reality if I see someone at my gym putting less than 2 plates on a bench to start I think they must be injured. @fitters brag about 250lb squats, when in reality they should be ashamed

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:56 pm

Number of CF lurkers at any one time here: 30.

Number of gin drinkers who make their money off of selling lies and silly bullshit? 1.

I'm an EXPERT couch!

Keep the Zone Chronicles coming!! i refer all my "but it's so haarrrdd to eat clean" clients to them :D
Comment #20 - Posted by: chrissy 28F 4'11" 105lbs at December 25, 2009 10:49 PM

Those fat fucks with no self-control don't need a damn CF flier. They can eat shit on the Zone, as long as they count the blocks. Of course they will do better than an unweighed and measured Paleo diet. Holy shit there is a lot of kool-aid coming out this morning.

This spam was rather funny too:

One week ago, I woke to the alarming news that another member of my father's bridge club had died. In just 12 months, 14 members of the group, which last Christmas was 42-strong, have perished. The "stated causes" are wide-ranging - from cancer, to aneurisms, stroke and domestic accidents.

Being of a scientific mind myself, I have done some research into the matter. Statistically, there is obviously something inherently dangerous about bridge - but I couldn't prove it straight away. I pleaded with Dad not to play anymore - at least until we'd investigated further - but my appeals fell on deaf ears. He is still playing multiple times a week, obvlivious to any risks, with a bunch of vulnerable older people. My heart skips a beat every time he goes out to meet up with them.

I quickly sought out information on the dangers of bridge. What is it that makes it so deadly??? And I found NOTHING. Not even a paragraph or a footnote. In fact, several sources cited that it carried - get this - "psychological benefits for older people".

Next, I amassed a mountain of statisitics on what current science acknowledges to be high-risk activities like BASE-jumping, handgliding and open-water diving. Only one non-bridge club ever, in Brasil, had suffered this kind of attrition over 12 months. Their deaths clustered around a horrible weekend-away trip, involving a drunken tour of a fireworks factory. Tough on their families, but at least open-water diving is at least a known high-risk activity.

I am left to wonder what vested interests are at work, what blinds science to this threat and what will it take for someone to cry "STOP" to this carnage.

Lord Kelvin, would that you were around today.
Comment #25 - Posted by: J1 at December 26, 2009 4:15 AM

Is Rah Rah Shit the new CF term for Rip's "Silly bullshit"?

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Elliot Sands wrote:crossfit programming has been evolving fearlessly since day 1.
I have yet to see coach program something that did not work.
Suck it up y'all, do the work, reap the benefits, or go back to your globo gym nautilus machines!

That being said, I think I am subbing shoulder press for bench press, but hey, that's the best thing about crossfit: infinite scaleability/adaptability!!
Comment #16 - Posted by: ian M/32/182/5'11" at December 24, 2009 5:59 PM

nice comment from todays WOD,

Anybody that uses the term "globo gym" is an automatic fag.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:11 pm

wtfmate wrote:Number of CF lurkers at any one time here: 30.

Number of gin drinkers who make their money off of selling lies and silly bullshit? 1.

I'm an EXPERT couch!

Keep the Zone Chronicles coming!! i refer all my "but it's so haarrrdd to eat clean" clients to them :D
Comment #20 - Posted by: chrissy 28F 4'11" 105lbs at December 25, 2009 10:49 PM
Those fat fucks with no self-control don't need a damn CF flier. They can eat shit on the Zone, as long as they count the blocks. Of course they will do better than an unweighed and measured Paleo diet. Holy shit there is a lot of kool-aid coming out this morning.

This spam was rather funny too:

One week ago, I woke to the alarming news that another member of my father's bridge club had died. In just 12 months, 14 members of the group, which last Christmas was 42-strong, have perished. The "stated causes" are wide-ranging - from cancer, to aneurisms, stroke and domestic accidents.

Being of a scientific mind myself, I have done some research into the matter. Statistically, there is obviously something inherently dangerous about bridge - but I couldn't prove it straight away. I pleaded with Dad not to play anymore - at least until we'd investigated further - but my appeals fell on deaf ears. He is still playing multiple times a week, obvlivious to any risks, with a bunch of vulnerable older people. My heart skips a beat every time he goes out to meet up with them.

I quickly sought out information on the dangers of bridge. What is it that makes it so deadly??? And I found NOTHING. Not even a paragraph or a footnote. In fact, several sources cited that it carried - get this - "psychological benefits for older people".

Next, I amassed a mountain of statisitics on what current science acknowledges to be high-risk activities like BASE-jumping, handgliding and open-water diving. Only one non-bridge club ever, in Brasil, had suffered this kind of attrition over 12 months. Their deaths clustered around a horrible weekend-away trip, involving a drunken tour of a fireworks factory. Tough on their families, but at least open-water diving is at least a known high-risk activity.

I am left to wonder what vested interests are at work, what blinds science to this threat and what will it take for someone to cry "STOP" to this carnage.

Lord Kelvin, would that you were around today.
Comment #25 - Posted by: J1 at December 26, 2009 4:15 AM
Is Rah Rah Shit the new CF term for Rip's "Silly bullshit"?

I had no idea that American Contract Bridge was so fucking rugged. Count me in!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:14 pm

PL gets a standing ovation for the 12 Days Of @fit.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:30 pm

Quack Attack wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:http://crossfit.com/
And the mainpage rest day quote. One you trolls want to go and ask them where they keep the numbers?
Grim, bud, for posterity you need to quote this stuff!
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005140.html
Here's the quote:
"I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meager and unsatisfactory kind."
- Lord Kelvin (William Thomson, 1st Baron) (1824-1907) English physicist and mathematician. In: Popular Lectures and Addresses, London, 1889, v. I, p. 73.
And an observation that passive-aggressive character assassination is still being directed towards Mr. Wolff:
Quote doesn't hold water when talking about things that are subjective or individual specific such as artistic merit, musical preference, subjective pain evaluation, etc. The quote is a nice pot shot, however.
Comment #12 - Posted by: Ben Edelen at December 25, 2009 6:53 PM
Then there's the new video with Dave Tate, where at the end Bony Pudding shows his complete absence of knowledge regarding anything training-wise other than what has been spoonfed to him by couch:
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... RahRah.wmv (.mov is at the link above if you want it)

Dude had never heard of DC training? Do these people know nothing about training other than WOD and Zone?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:21 pm

Shapecharge wrote:
sanchezero wrote:

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

She's cute no doubt with prolly a rockin' little ass but there are no tits to be found there and alas she must be tossed back to sea.

but dats wat i likes!

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:45 pm

Dano wrote:
Elliot Sands wrote:crossfit programming has been evolving fearlessly since day 1.
I have yet to see coach program something that did not work.
Suck it up y'all, do the work, reap the benefits, or go back to your globo gym nautilus machines!

That being said, I think I am subbing shoulder press for bench press, but hey, that's the best thing about crossfit: infinite scaleability/adaptability!!
Comment #16 - Posted by: ian M/32/182/5'11" at December 24, 2009 5:59 PM

nice comment from todays WOD,
Anybody that uses the term "globo gym" is an automatic fag.

Concur. =D>

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:47 pm

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005140.html

Average number of CF people on those other forums lurking around?
35.

Number of people who pay their drinking bills by selling certifications?
1.

I added numbers, guess I know what I am talking about.
Comment #27 - Posted by: greg at December 26, 2009 6:54 AM

One bold MF. The only problem is that no one understands that he is fleecing them.

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:00 pm

l-tree wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005140.html
Average number of CF people on those other forums lurking around?
35.

Number of people who pay their drinking bills by selling certifications?
1.

I added numbers, guess I know what I am talking about.
Comment #27 - Posted by: greg at December 26, 2009 6:54 AM
One bold MF. The only problem is that no one understands that he is fleecing them.

And the fact that I wrote it. Nothing bold about the truth. Prepare for it to be removed!

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:04 pm

wtfmate wrote:
l-tree wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/005140.html
Average number of CF people on those other forums lurking around?
35.

Number of people who pay their drinking bills by selling certifications?
1.

I added numbers, guess I know what I am talking about.
Comment #27 - Posted by: greg at December 26, 2009 6:54 AM
One bold MF. The only problem is that no one understands that he is fleecing them.
And the fact that I wrote it. Nothing bold about the truth. Prepare for it to be removed!

=D> =D> =D> =D> Already gone.....

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:10 pm

sanchezero wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:
sanchezero wrote:

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

She's cute no doubt with prolly a rockin' little ass but there are no tits to be found there and alas she must be tossed back to sea.
but dats wat i likes!

She may be titless, but she's solid and extroverted, with a nice can.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:11 pm

Mickey Mutherfukkin O'neil wrote: Do these people know nothing about training other than WOD and Zone?

Sadly, no for the most part.

But that applies to almost any fitness cult. The difference here is most other cults do not leave people routinely heaving as a badge of courage or pissing out their liver as a rite of passage.

Most average folks benefit from ANY program they start. Most average folks benefit from cutting back the booze and carbs. Joe Litigator or Nancy Acountant or Sheila Soccer Mom or Brendan Douchebag does some pullups and squats and some conditioning and knocks off some of the Budweiser and the donuts (hint here for the couch)it is no surpise they get some results.
They could get the same results carrying my bedroom furniture up and down my street and living on pedialyte and nutpaste.

The real trick is taking a strong and conditioned athlete and making them much better. If pukie and rhabdo worked for that i would be aboard douchebaggery or not.

But the truth is progress from a high level takes smarts, patience, and hard work over a long period of time.

"Rome wasn't built with the ghey"

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:14 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:
"Rome wasn't built with the ghey"

I just called 911, because you're on fire.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:18 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
sanchezero wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:
sanchezero wrote:

holy shit, who dis? brit from wat box?

She's cute no doubt with prolly a rockin' little ass but there are no tits to be found there and alas she must be tossed back to sea.
but dats wat i likes!
She may be titless, but she's solid and extroverted, with a nice can.

Yes. I would hit that shit all night.

IGX

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