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protobuilder wrote:
friedquads wrote:Wedding ring on the finger? What the fuck does the spouse look like?
Your average truck drivin' dyke I'd guess.
More like Pete Rose, Jim Burt or David Crosby.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:A few pages back, we had a laugh about a Rippetoe interview with andro poster girl Eva T that was linked to, and then **********'ed out on the @fit mainpage. The ************* was clearly due to @fit insecurity. Well, the entire thread has been deleted. It appears that @FHQ doesn't want you to know about the interview at all.
I didn't watch it, what was so incriminating?
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Thud wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:A few pages back, we had a laugh about a Rippetoe interview with andro poster girl Eva T that was linked to, and then **********'ed out on the @fit mainpage. The ************* was clearly due to @fit insecurity. Well, the entire thread has been deleted. It appears that @FHQ doesn't want you to know about the interview at all.
I didn't watch it, what was so incriminating?
Enough smacktalk about how @FHQ is scared of non-@Fit propaganda and about the censorship is what most likely shut it down.

Yayz for Google Cache...

Page 1 of the @Fit board

Page 2 of the @Fit board
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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friedquads wrote: Page 2 of the @Fit board
The bottom of the Crossfit main page has "Friends of Crossfit" and a link to the "Starting Strength" site is right there. I think the "censorship" issue is a non-issue. Must be a technical glitch.
Technical glitches don't materialize out of nowhere. The website used to be allowed (I just did a search to prove to myself that this was true). I'm guessing the link to the aforementioned website is still on the "Friends of Crossfit" due to an oversight, and that after you mentioned it it will be removed post-haste.
Take a look under "Friends of Crossfit." I don't see it.
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friedquads wrote:
Thud wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:A few pages back, we had a laugh about a Rippetoe interview with andro poster girl Eva T that was linked to, and then **********'ed out on the @fit mainpage. The ************* was clearly due to @fit insecurity. Well, the entire thread has been deleted. It appears that @FHQ doesn't want you to know about the interview at all.
I didn't watch it, what was so incriminating?
Enough smacktalk about how @FHQ is scared of non-@Fit propaganda and about the censorship is what most likely shut it down.

Yayz for Google Cache...

Page 1 of the @Fit board

Page 2 of the @Fit board
Seriously! Who the fuck is in charge over there. This is the lulz
The bottom of the Crossfit main page has "Friends of Crossfit" and a link to the "Starting Strength" site is right there. I think the "censorship" issue is a non-issue. Must be a technical glitch.
Technical glitches don't materialize out of nowhere. The website used to be allowed (I just did a search to prove to myself that this was true). I'm guessing the link to the aforementioned website is still on the "Friends of Crossfit" due to an oversight, and that after you mentioned it it will be removed post-haste.
Wanna guess if the link is still there? :Hangman:

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wanna guess if the link is still there? :Hangman:
Looks like it's shaking up the sheeple and lookie-lookie, it's Renee again.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744199

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753

So StartingStrength.com and RobbWolf.com are dirty dirty words.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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Gawddamn! Thems some nice glass cutters.

And as much as I hate to say it. I've been running in knee high Seal Skinz socks this winter and I love them.

I've been out in as cold as 19 degree F weather and waded ankle deep water, ankle deep mud, and knee high snow drifts and the only thing that go cold was my knee caps. And I usually suffer from freezing ass cold toes in the fucking summer. And as much as I hate to say it I'm digging the added warmth and support for my lower leg so I'll be picking me up some compression socks for warmer weather runnind post run recovery.

*Hangs head in shame*
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friedquads wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Wanna guess if the link is still there? :Hangman:
Looks like it's shaking up the sheeple and lookie-lookie, it's Renee again.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744199

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753

So StartingStrength.com and RobbWolf.com are dirty dirty words.
I swear that cunt must be lonelier than God. She just pipes into threads without knowing the fucking answer to the question - and yet she LOVES to make it seem like she in on the inside somehow.

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Ed Zachary wrote:Gawddamn! Thems some nice glass cutters.

And as much as I hate to say it. I've been running in knee high Seal Skinz socks this winter and I love them.

I've been out in as cold as 19 degree F weather and waded ankle deep water, ankle deep mud, and knee high snow drifts and the only thing that go cold was my knee caps. And I usually suffer from freezing ass cold toes in the fucking summer. And as much as I hate to say it I'm digging the added warmth and support for my lower leg so I'll be picking me up some compression socks for warmer weather runnind post run recovery.

*Hangs head in shame*
Wearing Skinz is fine if you're doing the following:

1.) Running in the cold or in anything that could scratch up your legs (e.g. Bushwhacking on a trail)
2.) Running long-ass distances well above a 10k
3.) Wearing them as a recovery aid

That's it. Anything else is begging for ridicule.

But I wouldn't spend the money on Skinz when you can do fine with a pair of knee-high diabetic socks and just cut the feet off of the them. A hell of a lot cheaper ($5 at Wal-Mart versus spending $30+ on Skinz) and just as effective.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.


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kreator wrote:What is it with @Fitters posing in the snow shirtless or in a sports bra like it's some badge of honor? Every other @Fit picture I see is someone half naked in the snow.
Wow, you can shed a few layers for 10 minutes while you do some thrusters and SDHPs. Congratulations. You're really tough.

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They don't actually train outside. It's just for the photo op. Nice nips on the chick.

Dude with the prosthetic legs is sporting the new @F fight shorts. Nothing says fighter like a wispy cultfitter with fiberglass shins and neoprene gauntlets.

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my dream along this line is fighting.
ive never been in a "fight" and that may have something to do with it, but about once a month ill have a dream where i get into a fight and i am totally incapable of landing a punch or when i do i cant hit hard.
Sounds like a fairly typical @fitter

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55596

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friedquads wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:Gawddamn! Thems some nice glass cutters.

And as much as I hate to say it. I've been running in knee high Seal Skinz socks this winter and I love them.

I've been out in as cold as 19 degree F weather and waded ankle deep water, ankle deep mud, and knee high snow drifts and the only thing that go cold was my knee caps. And I usually suffer from freezing ass cold toes in the fucking summer. And as much as I hate to say it I'm digging the added warmth and support for my lower leg so I'll be picking me up some compression socks for warmer weather runnind post run recovery.

*Hangs head in shame*
Wearing Skinz is fine if you're doing the following:

1.) Running in the cold or in anything that could scratch up your legs (e.g. Bushwhacking on a trail)
2.) Running long-ass distances well above a 10k
3.) Wearing them as a recovery aid

That's it. Anything else is begging for ridicule.

But I wouldn't spend the money on Skinz when you can do fine with a pair of knee-high diabetic socks and just cut the feet off of the them. A hell of a lot cheaper ($5 at Wal-Mart versus spending $30+ on Skinz) and just as effective.
They were an Xmas present.

I only run outside, I'm working my way up to the 10K+ stuff, and I really dig the recovery aspect. And like I said it's not so much the legs that get cold as my fucking toes and these are the first socks that I've ever wore that actually helped me in that aspect. I'll have to check out the diabetic socks at Walmart for when it gets warmer.

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friedquads wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753

So StartingStrength.com is a curse word.
That didn't last long. This thread has been nuked.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote: I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.
That can be prevented:
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
friedquads wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=744753

So StartingStrength.com is a curse word.
That didn't last long. This thread has been nuked.
Hi Lynne! Since you're spending so much time over here, you know the drill. Get over to the FSF and introduce yourself!

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote: I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.
That can be prevented:
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote: I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.
That can be prevented:
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LOL at the idea that you'd stick around long enough after to listen.
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote: I might fuck her to break a dry spell if not for the fact that she'd lay there and tell me how I'm doing it all wrong.
That can be prevented:
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LOL at the idea that you'd stick around long enough after to listen.
Come on! There is a line around the block of guys that would kill to spend quality time with this, um, woman.

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Okay, help me out here. Lynne is the slightly-girly-looking guy who is the @F moderator? And Renee is the one with the little gut who's posing in that hideous prom dress? Or do I have that backwards? And what does Renee do at @F HQ?

I think it's time to update/repost the list of Cast & Crew.
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GoDogGo! wrote:Okay, help me out here. Lynne is the slightly-girly-looking guy who is the @F moderator?

Yes. Lynne runs the message boards as well as the affiliate site.
GoDogGo! wrote:And Renee is the one with the little gut who's posing in that hideous prom dress? Or do I have that backwards? And what does Renee do at @F HQ?

Yes. Renee spends most of her time, ironically enough, on the nutrition posts. She has no official role, though longs with disturbing intensity to be a moderator.

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lasalle wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:Okay, help me out here. Lynne is the slightly-girly-looking guy who is the @F moderator?

Yes. Lynne runs the message boards as well as the affiliate site.
GoDogGo! wrote:And Renee is the one with the little gut who's posing in that hideous prom dress? Or do I have that backwards? And what does Renee do at @F HQ?

Yes. Renee spends most of her time, ironically enough, on the nutrition posts. She has no official role, though longs with disturbing intensity to be ACCEPTED.
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Motherfucker, how do you find this shit?

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