The couch thread

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:04 am

Prove that wrong!

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:15 am

*****

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:18 am

Has anyone told her she's lesbian yet?

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:21 am

Jezebel Jones wrote:Has anyone told her she's lesbian yet?

A blowjob wouldn't change the fact that she's gay.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:33 am

There was a time I would wrecked that fuckpig. Now days my cull factor is much higher. Hell there was a time you could have slapped wig on Shaf and I would have fucked him, even with the facial hair.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:38 am

Ed Zachary wrote: Hell there was a time you could have slapped wig on Shaf and I would have fucked him, even with the facial hair.

And that time was last week.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:46 am

Does throat fucking count as sexual contact?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:46 am

Well, she's blocked me on FB, presumably to block all of igx by proxy, since I've never been especially mean to her. Clearly she has no fucking sense of humor, nor is she nearly as cool as she thinks she is.

Renee, more workz, less eatz, less chatz. Send me pics when you think you can make the Andro Friday roster.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:48 am

*****

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:57 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:more workz, less eatz, less chatz

Words to live by. The Gorilla speak truth.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:10 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I know more than one of you would knock the dust of her pussy. Don't deny it. She'll work harder than Barky out of gratitude. Plus, she's not psycho like Syaigh.

I'd want her to ramble on the whole time about modal domains and shit so I could get mad at it.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:24 pm

i thought arboreal meant "of, or relating to trees"

also, i saw WGM commenting on elitefts facebook and did a triple take. confused the fuck out of me at first.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:49 pm

theoverman wrote:i thought arboreal meant "of, or relating to trees"

also, i saw WGM commenting on elitefts facebook and did a triple take. confused the fuck out of me at first.

The Gorilla haz a brandz.

Speaking of which, here you go:

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... ition.html

Here's what you can expect to see:

And many, many more.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:05 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:There was a time I would wrecked that fuckpig.

Out of paper bags at the house? Quick trip to the piggly wiggly will solve that.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:43 pm

MarcoFP wrote:Does throat fucking count as sexual contact?

Not since the Clinton Administration.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:41 pm

Sofa King wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:Does throat fucking count as sexual contact?
Not since the Clinton Administration.

Then I wouldn't have sexual contact with her.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:24 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:And many, many more.

You sir, are doing the Lord's work!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:40 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:And many, many more.
You sir, are doing the Lord's work!

Thanks. That's exactly what John Welbourn said. He's alright.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:03 am

Any bets on Henkin bringing up IGx in Part 2?

http://www.henkinfitnesssystems.com/spo ... -question/

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:28 pm

No. Henkin is very carefully attempting to straddle the issue, not realizing that any public questioning of @F will have HQ marshaling the SLAP-Torn Keyboard Brigades to @F's defense.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:18 pm

I especially liked this part. The only person who was out-right nasty to me at my cert was a chubby little blonde instructor, well, let's call her thick, but the others definitely did NOT like answering questions. But, maybe that's because I'm psychotic.

At the same time I have seen a lot of different Crossfit programs. I attended a level 1 certification a few years ago and I will be honest, it was not a good experience. I disagreed with many of the techniques being taught and when I inquired with genuine interest I was met with an attempt of intimidation and confrontation. Nope, never did get any attempt by the instructors to answer my questions rather attacks on my own personal lifting abilities (although no one knew my background).

Does this mean every Crossfit instructor is like this? Heck no, unfortunate that these people were chosen to help run a certification, but I can not condemn the whole program for some of its misfits. I have also met absolutely wonderful coaches that are incredibly innovative that have or still run Crossfit programs. I believe people like Robb Wolf and Greg Everett have a lot to share with the industry and serve as great role models for coaches.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:24 pm

Don't deny it, syaigh. You being on IGx is merely a symptom.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:25 pm

Plus, if you are going to write something up on XF, be fucking current. I imagine the mention of Wolf and Everett as XF coaches are going to make some folks blow their tops.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:42 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Plus, if you are going to write something up on XF, be fucking current. I imagine the mention of Wolf and Everett as XF coaches are going to make some folks blow their tops.

What makes you think he didn't do that on purpose, passive-aggressive style?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:35 pm

Somewhere T200 just started laughing and he doesn't know why.

IGX

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